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 THEBats
The Bridge Master
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 8,488
Last seen: 11 years, 5 months
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 best excuse ever 
#550485 - 04/25/11 03:45 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 11 years, 6 months
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Re: best excuse ever [Re: THEBats]
#550490 - 04/25/11 04:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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He had his remarks stricken from the record, proving he's a jackass.
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SpaceMonkey
Mind Pilot
Registered: 02/09/09
Posts: 3,471
Loc: Hawaiian Islands 
Last seen: 4 years, 3 months
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Yup, that's our leaders!
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 FurrowedBrow
Free yourself from yourself
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 12,045
Loc: Carpal Tunnel
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Re: best excuse ever [Re: THEBats]
#550528 - 04/25/11 07:21 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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jokes brah. they tell em like that on the senate floor.
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Far Stox
Higher Education
Registered: 09/19/10
Posts: 470
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Fuck Fox. Sooo hard. I can't believe they try to be a legitimate news source whenever they give shows to fear-mongering asshats like Glenn Beck.
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"When I awaken,
The first thing on my mind,
A little bit of cornflakes,
And a blunt that's all mine."-PUTS
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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Re: best excuse ever [Re: Far Stox]
#550551 - 04/25/11 08:11 PM (13 years, 7 months ago) |
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lol so funny
thats a great excuse
i do that all the time
"hey baby u wana fuck"
if u dont im jk but if u do im serious
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