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 kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests 
#71028 - 07/03/08 04:55 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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 Has anyone else heard of this?
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aDoS
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 Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: Nothing Is]
#71032 - 07/03/08 06:03 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds like some kind of prank to tell someone, so that they will do it and they will die. Some people find that funny, I admit, I do too.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: aDoS]
#71039 - 07/03/08 07:18 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i've heard it a lot too, i don't know where they got the idea to drink the bleach. You're supposed to put a few drops in the sample before handing it in. It'll work for a dip strip, they'll nail you if it gets sent to a lab.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71042 - 07/03/08 07:28 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i havent heard of that, but i have heard of a 2 gallon chug of cranberry juice with 2 shots of vinegar afterwards.
me personally, i would just buy the 20 dollar drink that taste decent and works every time.
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coda
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#71043 - 07/03/08 07:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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no detox drink works, there is no herb, supplement, or anything you can drink or eat to cleanse your system. The only thing that happens is you dilute your piss, most of those drinks come with instructions to drink like 2 gallons of water after you take it. The drinks are mainly creatine.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71047 - 07/03/08 07:40 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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coda said:
no detox drink works, there is no herb, supplement, or anything you can drink or eat to cleanse your system. The only thing that happens is you dilute your piss, most of those drinks come with instructions to drink like 2 gallons of water after you take it. The drinks are mainly creatine.
no the drinks are made to mask the drugs in your system, they said nothing about detoxing 
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#71054 - 07/03/08 08:07 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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post up a link to this drink you claim masks drugs in your system. The last product to effectively do that is now tested for. It MAY work on dip strips, but, i never trust those things. If you really need to piss clean for a test nothing beats synthetic or clean urine.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71061 - 07/03/08 08:17 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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THE WHIZINATOR!
my friend got me to piss in a condom and he got pissed off because I tied it off and he had to rip it open with his teeth 
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: captain.koons]
#71068 - 07/03/08 08:30 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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captain.koons said:
THE WHIZINATOR!
my friend got me to piss in a condom and he got pissed off because I tied it off and he had to rip it open with his teeth
HAHA thats priceless right there
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: freepain]
#71070 - 07/03/08 08:35 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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piss is sterile
he's the one with the clap and gonorrhea
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still beLIEve
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71096 - 07/03/08 09:10 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
coda said:
i've heard it a lot too, i don't know where they got the idea to drink the bleach. You're supposed to put a few drops in the sample before handing it in. It'll work for a dip strip, they'll nail you if it gets sent to a lab.
i always wondered, can you leave bleach out to evaporate, and then put some of the powder in the cup? would that work?
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coda said:
If you really need to piss clean for a test nothing beats synthetic or clean urine.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: still beLIEve]
#71133 - 07/03/08 09:49 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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i always wondered, can you leave bleach out to evaporate, and then put some of the powder in the cup? would that work?
well, why would you want to powder it? The end result will be the same if it's a liquid or a powder. I'm also not entirely sure you can get bleach powder by evaporating the liquid, but i can't say for sure since i've never had a reason to try.
Again, bleach in your sample will be very bad if it's not a simple dip strip test. They test for things like Ph and specific gravity, bleach will fuck your PH levels up and cause you to fail (aka false positive).
A good thing to remember when getting tested: if you fail, RAISE HELL! Tell them there's no way you could have failed, that they must have screwed up the test. They'll either retest your sample or make you piss again. The latter is more likely since your sample usually gets tossed after being tested. If you don't complain then you're (in a way) admitting guilt. An innocent person wouldn't accept a failed drug test.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71135 - 07/03/08 09:50 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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because powder is a lot easier to sneak into a testing facility then liquid.
and yeah, it does evap to powder, ive tried it
either way i stick to synthetic, i was just curious
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
Edited by still beLIEve (07/03/08 09:55 AM)
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: still beLIEve]
#71137 - 07/03/08 09:52 AM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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yah, i've heard stories of people dipping their fingers in some bleach before the test and then pissing over their fingers. They carried the bleach in a throwaway coffee cup. Personally i don't know how any one didn't smell it, but, they got away with it.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71326 - 07/03/08 01:00 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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My cousin did this is prison and said it works sometimes.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: j0nnyb0y05]
#71337 - 07/03/08 01:34 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
j0nnyb0y05 said:
i havent heard of that, but i have heard of a 2 gallon chug of cranberry juice with 2 shots of vinegar afterwards.
me personally, i would just buy the 20 dollar drink that taste decent and works every time.
the cranberry pills work a lot better if you don't want to have to put up with the taste.
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coda
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#71369 - 07/03/08 02:27 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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cranberries don't detox your system, the amount of fluid you drink dilutes your urine causing a false negative on the test.
there is nothing out there that you can take to cleanse yourself, i don't know why this is so hard to believe.
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71372 - 07/03/08 02:36 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I think people are misinterpreting being told to put bleach actually IN their piss, not to drink the bleach directly.
These are the kinds of kids who really shouldn't be doing drugs in the first place.
~Monk
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Agent00
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: coda]
#71373 - 07/03/08 02:37 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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I just take alot of niacin drink plenty of water and get some exercise and I can pass a drug test in 3 days, but I have a super fast metabolism.
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coda
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Re: kids drinking a capful of bleach to pass drug tests [Re: Agent00]
#71380 - 07/03/08 03:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago) |
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niacin doesn't do shit, it's the water and exercise which helps you get rid of the metabolites.
http://www.wikihow.com/Pass-a-Drug-Test
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