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 PsilocybinMike
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 Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!!  [Re: blunt master]
#134869 - 10/20/08 08:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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blunt master said:
whizzinator
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blunt master
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Registered: 06/11/08
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Loc: NY
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: PsilocybinMike]
#134870 - 10/20/08 08:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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 coda
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
#134875 - 10/20/08 08:51 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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your fucked unless you bring in a clean sample or some fake piss. No way you're cleaning out your system in 5 days. Your only other option is diluting your piss and hoping all they do is a simple dip test.
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lukeduke711
Registered: 07/06/08
Posts: 123
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: highasfuck]
#135109 - 10/21/08 10:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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highasfuck said:
+ use fake piss idiot.
yea thats easy while they watch me piss in a cup.....dumbass
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lukeduke711
Registered: 07/06/08
Posts: 123
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
#135125 - 10/21/08 12:04 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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think taking centrum and pottasium pills will help at all?
i been drinking vinegar water alot
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lukeduke711
Registered: 07/06/08
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
#135126 - 10/21/08 12:07 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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coda said:
your fucked unless you bring in a clean sample or some fake piss. No way you're cleaning out your system in 5 days. Your only other option is diluting your piss and hoping all they do is a simple dip test.
i can def. dilute my piss if I wanted (3 dilutes=fail)but if I go buy this drink and drink it it isnt possible for THC to show again a few days after I drink it, right?
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wowitch420
whippits n ribs
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 5,982
Loc: 512 TX
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
#135145 - 10/21/08 12:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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you stupid man. Drink a lot of water and take vitamin b12. Also take creatine. these hide the fact that your piss is diluted. You will probably fuck it up and fail somehow.
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blunt master
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: wowitch420]
#135150 - 10/21/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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wowitch420 said:
you stupid man. Drink a lot of water and take vitamin b12. Also take creatine. these hide the fact that your piss is diluted. You will probably fuck it up and fail somehow.
id say thats your best bet
or
the whizzinator!!!!
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Big_tiggy
Registered: 05/07/08
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: blunt master]
#135187 - 10/21/08 03:53 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lots of water and tea along with vitamins and creatine like wowitch said, it works for the test my probation officer gives me
Edited by Big_tiggy (10/21/08 03:54 PM)
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usg543
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: lukeduke711]
#135195 - 10/21/08 04:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
lukeduke711 said:
Quote:
highasfuck said:
+ use fake piss idiot.
yea thats easy while they watch me piss in a cup.....dumbass
it's called a fake dick. have you even heard of the whizzinator before?
honestly i hope you fail your test.
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captain.koons
Failed Botanist
Registered: 06/25/08
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
#135203 - 10/21/08 04:57 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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also unless this is a job for the fbi or something if you say you can't go when your being watched they'll likely turn their backs.
my friend got me to piss in condoms when I was drug free and he wasn't for his marine corps piss tests
whizinator is a good idea though
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ltd
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
#135204 - 10/21/08 05:00 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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usg543 said:
honestly i hope you fail your test.
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weezerfan19
the duke
Registered: 04/29/08
Posts: 152
Loc: jamacia
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: ltd]
#135213 - 10/21/08 05:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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just drink like a capful of windex thats what my friend jarod did to get his job
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coda
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: weezerfan19]
#135239 - 10/21/08 06:26 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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what, did he get his job as town moron? Because he certainly qualifies for drinking a cap of windex to pass a drug test.
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captain.koons
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
#135245 - 10/21/08 06:55 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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ive heard of people drinking diluted bleach LOL and they claimed they passed ... I'd certainly hope to pass after drinking bleach 
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weezerfan19
the duke
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: coda]
#135785 - 10/22/08 07:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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coda said:
what, did he get his job as town moron? Because he certainly qualifies for drinking a cap of windex to pass a drug test.
he works at some car dealership now LOL i dunno how it worked but hes says it does!
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usg543
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: weezerfan19]
#135789 - 10/22/08 07:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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tell him to start looking for another job (you will know what i'm talking about if you keep up with the news)
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weezerfan19
the duke
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Re: Have to pass a drug test by Friday!!!!! [Re: usg543]
#135799 - 10/22/08 07:15 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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he details cars why would he need a new job?
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