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Growery Poetry Game
    #543254 - 04/04/11 07:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Here's the first subject- hash.
Next poster writes a poem about hash then chooses the next subject. Poems must be no shorter than four sentences/lines.

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #543260 - 04/04/11 07:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

oh how i love thee
sweet, sweet hash
oh how i wish thee would become
my one and only crash


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: iStoner] * 1
    #543267 - 04/04/11 08:06 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

cocaine from the jungles
harvested and transported in bundles
up Freud's nose
to Charlie Sheen's hoes
:rail2:

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #543292 - 04/04/11 09:04 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Francis Crick
thought himself pretty slick
when he studied nucleic acids
he seen inner space
when he was trippin face
but his work was still genetic


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #543293 - 04/04/11 09:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

oops I forgot a new topic...

dust bunnies


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #543297 - 04/04/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Dust bunnies
hiding under my bed
or locked away in my head
follow the white rabbit
under the mattress
don't throw a fit
sooner or later
dust bunnies find bliss

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #543300 - 04/04/11 09:27 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Eddie Brock
Spiderman he tries to stop
but when he's in Parker's pants
all he does is make him dance


Eddie Brock
wears an alien symbiote
that traveled from outer space
to attach itself to his face
but his master plan
is to kill the Spider man



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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #543301 - 04/04/11 09:31 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Zombies
humans come back to life
or are they ordinary housewives?
monsters that like to eat brain
or people that convince themselves it all seems sane?
either way I'd like to say
I think I'd like to try brains someday.
:zombie6::zombie3:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #543848 - 04/06/11 07:31 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Mandelbrot
made a geometric knot
that could shrink down to infinity

it might, just be cool to see
or contain the divinity
but I still like them a lot


up next...
a raven


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #543849 - 04/06/11 07:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

To Fly like the raven
Is what I've been cravin
With the wind I will fly
Just a spec in the sky

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #543851 - 04/06/11 07:43 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The tides it controls
Could destroy all our homes
Alone in the night
Brightened with light
Oh what a sight
when its full in the night

Lol sorry I like doing poetry.

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Water bottles

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #543862 - 04/06/11 07:55 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

h20 wrapped in plastic death
like vegans doing meth
killing the earth and the seven seas
so just drink from a glass, please
:awehigh:

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife] * 1
    #543863 - 04/06/11 08:02 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The book of the dead
I flip through in my head
Makes me think of the life that I've lead
But Death is nothing to Dread

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #543875 - 04/06/11 08:27 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Women selling their body
it weird to think about but should be legal
just like pilates
but isn't a lot of dating just fancy prostitution?
I don't no, it's not nuclear fusion
:tongue:
that blew :lol:

wasn't in my mode

anyway, the next subject-
self-transforming machine elves


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #543880 - 04/06/11 08:35 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

The machines their alive
Transform before your eye
Not huge machines but small
Elves in my window they crawl
Nothing but gears and metal
As small as a tea kettle
They come and you run in fear
Watchout Transforming Metal elves are here

Lol thats a tough one

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Nuclear powered Killing machines

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #543908 - 04/06/11 10:26 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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The machines their alive
Transform before your eye
Not huge machines but small
Elves in my window they crawl
Nothing but gears and metal
As small as a tea kettle
They come and you run in fear
Watchout Transforming Metal elves are here

Lol thats a tough one





that was an excellent improv poem
but most people don't find self transforming machine elves from hyper space scary
not that I speak from experience


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #543924 - 04/06/11 11:20 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Machines built to destroy.
The end of mankind has been deployed.
Machines built to kill.
The blood of man they will spill.
Machines built to make man cower.
Nothing can stop their nuclear power.

Sorry if that sucked... Kind of a tough one to work with.
Next subject, Cambodian breast milk


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #543949 - 04/07/11 02:06 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

you guys sure pick some interesting subjects to write poetry about :lol:

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #543964 - 04/07/11 05:22 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Cambodian breast milk





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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: BeekEr]
    #544036 - 04/07/11 09:09 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Cambodian breast milk
Is finer than silk
Smooth and creamy
With tastes so dreamy
But don't you worry
That it is flavored like curry
That flavorful spice
Is what makes it oh so nice

Next topic: rampaging muskrats


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Far Stox]
    #544094 - 04/07/11 11:32 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Hahahaha, that was great bro. Oh man, rampaging muskrats is gonna be a hard one.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Slave of Cthulhu]
    #544119 - 04/07/11 01:11 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

lol....

oversized i was in princess bride
i never quite made it as a beaver why?
i swim rivers eating rotten things
i bite hunters and trappers in the marsh at night
i fight with minks with the rampage in fight

topic - stoned cyborg


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Canaman]
    #544131 - 04/07/11 03:06 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

they walk around the jungles and streets
on their electrical feet
chemically perceiving
illusions decievings
but then they found a green plant
to which they sang chants
that revealed god before the morgue
baby, we are the stoned cyborgs


next subject: meditation


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544188 - 04/07/11 06:44 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Kick back, relax with your Dalmatian
clear your mind and start the Meditation
no need to fast and suffer starvation
but it helps if your eyes started dilation

not my best work...
Godzilla*

*and I don't want to hear any BOC lyrics thrown in


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #544197 - 04/07/11 06:54 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Godzilla
what a thrilla
one bad ass dino-killa
but does he use internet explore or mozilla?

....
not my best work either
most of my poems in this thread aren't near my best works :lol:
I'll try to pick up my game

next subject- Stanislav Grof


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544208 - 04/07/11 07:04 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Damnit Fractalife, you always choose the ones I have to look up.

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #544211 - 04/07/11 07:06 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Shroomofdoom said:
Damnit Fractalife, you always choose the ones I have to look up.




:awehigh:
So sorry I have to make you learn things.
:awedance:
Stanislav is the best!
He is a genius!


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544213 - 04/07/11 07:10 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Stanislav gof is the best
And with your mind he will mess
LSD is the name
and your mind is his game.

lol that was tough

Next Subject
Quantom Physics

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #544217 - 04/07/11 07:16 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

a dead cat that's living, a living cat that's dead
quantum physics fucks with your head
it's science that trippy and spiritual as hell
on the nature of reality it's questions do dwell
from quantum foam existence is born
and from our body life is torn
is reality just in my mind?
with quantum physics, the answer I can find!

next subject: shulgin :sasha1:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544238 - 04/07/11 07:47 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

You know what Shulgin used to say
Sit down and try some MDMA
Then watch your problems melt away
Oh what a splendid day

Lol idk not my best but

Next subject
Street Justice

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #544244 - 04/07/11 08:08 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:lol: not bad
I was pretty happy with my quantum physics one


anyway...

Street Justice
masked vigilantes
guns in hand, screaming banshees
taking down those whom the law ignores
like the boozed-up, greedy, wall street whores.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544247 - 04/07/11 08:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Damn man, that was a good one.

you didnt post a new subject.

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shroomofdoom]
    #544260 - 04/07/11 08:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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Damn man, that was a good one.

you didnt post a new subject.




thanks!
sorry about that :tongue2:
here's the next one- the feels good man from on mushrooms and mescaline and acid :feelsgoodman:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544268 - 04/07/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

well I was gona try, but fuck that shit.

:feelsgoodman:
:mushroom:
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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #544278 - 04/07/11 09:26 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #544291 - 04/07/11 09:54 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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well I was gona try, but fuck that shit.

:feelsgoodman:
:mushroom:
:mescaline:





I'll make an easier one for you! :super:
but first...
the neon grass green frog
he feels good but his mind's in a fog
for one hour earlier he ate some Trichocereus bridgesii, mushrooms, & Hoffman tabs
and now he ran down the beach being chased by crabs
as he flew through the universes of bad, weird, and good
the feels good man from knew that he could
overcome the polarities of heaven and hell
and break on through the rabbit hole at the bottom of the well
:feelsgoodman:

next subject- Hitler


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544306 - 04/07/11 11:09 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Hitler always seemed so bitter
But to our dismay he was not a quitter
He murdered Jews all night and day
For with his wife Eva he could not lay
She was a tease
Who would not please
Her man at any age
And this made Hitler rage
So when he was pushed just too far a bit
Hitler killed his wife and...rage-quit.

Next topic: Abraham Lincoln.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Far Stox]
    #544518 - 04/08/11 05:23 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Abraham Lincoln
got me thinkin'
I might rock a stove pipe hat
I went to the bar
walked in like a star
but the bouncer denied me flat


Africanized (killa) bees... GO!


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #544526 - 04/08/11 06:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

psycho killer bees
smoking testosterone and amphetamines
they kill brown people and white people too
but they would never kill pasty jews

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #544903 - 04/10/11 08:53 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, fractal i think you are officially not allowed to pic topics. :lol:

I've seen like one episode total of that show, and i mean :facepalm:. lulz


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #544919 - 04/10/11 10:15 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i rekon its a sweet show, im just shit at poetry so cant contribute :shrug:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shaggy420]
    #544921 - 04/10/11 10:24 AM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I hate the show.

I prefer anime/cartoons/the news. Mostly the news.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #544985 - 04/10/11 01:12 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I've never seen the show but how hard can it be to rhyme with Sunny, Frank, or boys?


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #544987 - 04/10/11 01:16 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

funny wank toys


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shaggy420]
    #544993 - 04/10/11 01:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Frank from always sunny
only cares about food, drugs, and money
like a pudgy Gollum from Lord of The Rings
He sits around and does weird and fucked up things.

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shaggy420]
    #545000 - 04/10/11 01:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Funny Wank Toys

dangling shiny rotating valves with see through orifices dripping oily gags strapping leather nits to stretchy patchy pansy pants reveals the gag in gagging 2cups girls recall the heaps of wanking boy in horror, why oh why did i ever?


........... next up
that feeling when after a long hard day of work and sweat you get after coming out of the shower and everything is perfect (food is ready in 10 minutes, the perfect breeze is tickling your skin and there's a 99% of getting some tonight before finally falling asleep knowing you won't have to wake up at any hour tomorrow...
so yeah, that feeling!

oh fuck some one beat me to it...
i'm putting this up anyway meh...


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545001 - 04/10/11 01:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

diet pepsi sucks
I liked the crystal pepsi
that is what I say

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545003 - 04/10/11 02:00 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

diet pepsi its sugar free,
id prefer to drink my pee.
and coz it tastes like used tampax,
id rather drink a pepsi max

:shrug:

edit: doh.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shaggy420]
    #545005 - 04/10/11 02:02 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i like the hard rain
it usually cools me down
and it helps plants grow

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Tangerines]
    #545009 - 04/10/11 02:13 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

butt sex, butt sex can hurt like hell,
and it makes my dick smell.
so wear a condom and lots of lube,
or stick it in her felopian tube

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    #545013 - 04/10/11 02:16 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

next, babies


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shaggy420]
    #545023 - 04/10/11 02:44 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

You come in the girl
she pops out a little you
pay her child support

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Tangerines]
    #545025 - 04/10/11 02:47 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:lol:

i can only do 4 line poems :sad:


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    #545026 - 04/10/11 02:47 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

try haiku then.  3 lines. 5, 7, then 5 syllables.

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Tangerines]
    #545028 - 04/10/11 02:49 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

i forgot about the angry haiku thread :awesomenod:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Tangerines]
    #545029 - 04/10/11 02:55 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Tangerines said:
try haiku then.  3 lines. 5, 7, then 5 syllables.




i guess haiku is allowed
but technically this is supposed to be a thread for 4 line and over poems.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545031 - 04/10/11 02:56 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

oh i didn't read the first page.  NVM then.

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Tangerines]
    #545032 - 04/10/11 03:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

colors flows into perfection and bliss
like a radioactive rainbow kiss
we see them but they are not there
just the spectrum absorbed like a bright yellow glare
so drift and float in the sea of colors and light
for tonight may be your very last night

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545035 - 04/10/11 03:16 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:congrats:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545042 - 04/10/11 04:03 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

When I was trippin' ballz on some fine LSD,
I looked at a mirror and my mind disagreed.
My eyes told me I was aging exceedingly quick,
But my mind knew the mirror was just playin' a trick.


Delicious bacon

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CandyGirl]
    #545045 - 04/10/11 04:13 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

a cute little pig wags it tail
until blood was drawn and the piggy did wail
for now he was sliced up into bits
of delicious greasy bacon fits

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CandyGirl]
    #545054 - 04/10/11 04:39 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

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When I was trippin' ballz on some fine LSD,
I looked at a mirror and my mind disagreed.
My eyes told me I was aging exceedingly quick,
But my mind knew the mirror was just playin' a trick.


Delicious bacon



:awebig: so brilliant

this thread is epic.


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Shaggy420]
    #545067 - 04/10/11 05:49 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

dopamine
keeps me winning like Charlie Sheen
and when I do something keen
it gives a reward unforeseen
and when I bring a girl home to bed
it insures my seed is spread...
from her toes to her head

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #545070 - 04/10/11 06:03 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Liquid Swords
like venom that is poured
into a hollow idea
the hate grows like a chia
pet that you can't trim
as the cup spills off the rim
so drop your liquid sword
and unplug the cord
as the sword dissolves
into the ocean, all is solved

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545072 - 04/10/11 06:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

FRACTALife said:
the hate grows like a chia
pet that you can't trim





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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #545096 - 04/10/11 07:42 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

CosmicFool said:
Quote:

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the hate grows like a chia
pet that you can't trim





:laugh2:




:hi5:

That's like as genius as  William Blake


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545103 - 04/10/11 08:00 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

So I chose to grow weed
to support my needs
For the shady fellas feed
on all our money

And what a beauty to behold
the aroma of nature and thriving life
so many flowers green, purple, gold
what a simple remedy for all the strife

From seed to teen, I like what I see
from sun to dark, the pistols free
tender, love, and care for the thc
So many flowers from her to me

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Thebooedocksaint]
    #545126 - 04/10/11 10:01 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Thebooedocksaint said:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, fractal i think you are officially not allowed to pic topics. :lol:

I've seen like one episode total of that show, and i mean :facepalm:. lulz




yeah what he said! LOL xP


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: Changsta]
    #545129 - 04/10/11 10:04 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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So I chose to grow weed
to support my needs
For the shady fellas feed
on all our money

And what a beauty to behold
the aroma of nature and thriving life
so many flowers green, purple, gold
what a simple remedy for all the strife

From seed to teen, I like what I see
from sun to dark, the pistols free
tender, love, and care for the thc
So many flowers from her to me

next: sailing [anywhere]



:congrats:

Quote:

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Quote:

Thebooedocksaint said:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, fractal i think you are officially not allowed to pic topics. :lol:

I've seen like one episode total of that show, and i mean :facepalm:. lulz




yeah what he said! LOL xP



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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #545132 - 04/10/11 10:07 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Changsta said:
Quote:

Thebooedocksaint said:
yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, fractal i think you are officially not allowed to pic topics. :lol:

I've seen like one episode total of that show, and i mean :facepalm:. lulz




yeah what he said! LOL xP



:confused:
:facepalm:




LOL sorry xD but yeah I'll let thebooedocksaint continue with the poem, and I guess I'll go after him >_>


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: budnectar]
    #545134 - 04/10/11 10:09 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I sail on the windy waters of mind
through storms and sun I try to find
why I'm here and what it all means
the answers that lie in between
the subconscious and awareness
and enter the waters fearless
so as sail the ocean of thought and land
I try to make my trip more fun and less bland
so get on this ship and ride with me
from the shore or perception to the endless sea
:feelsgoodman:

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #547607 - 04/17/11 08:19 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Sorry to bump and not have a poem to continue the game
but I had to share this poem I just found...


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There was a man named Mandelbrot
The sort of sot who thought a lot
He thought by day and through the night
He sat and thought by candelight

And then he said “I’ll tell you what,
I think I’ve got a sort of thought
A thought I ought to give a shot
And so I will, said Mandelbrot

The thought was thunk by Mandelbrot
To make a complex planar plot
He saw the sort of set he’d got
And stared at what his work had wrought

Chaos, causing mass confusion!
Mystery and math illusion!
Fractures in fantastic fusion!
Swirling in the set solution!

Mandel sat and thought a bit
And said how should I handle it?
It’s broken in a billion bits
So fractal is a word that fits

And so all fractals started there
But we’ve found fractals everywhere
With fractal trees and fractal hair
And fractal breeze in fractal air

Since Mandelbrot got fractal fame
And thought he’d play the chaos game
And give the world a fractal flame
Why, math has never been the same!

So if you think as Mandel thought
And wonder ‘bout the which of what
Remember our dear Mandel’s set
You’ll never know what you might get!





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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #547611 - 04/17/11 08:39 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

:awecid::congrats:


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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: FRACTALife]
    #547657 - 04/17/11 11:38 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: budnectar]
    #559898 - 05/30/11 09:42 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

time to perform some thread necromancy here
here is a new challenge
you can choose the topic of choice but it has to be done in alphabetical order
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Re: Growery Poetry Game [Re: CosmicFool]
    #652058 - 12/19/12 11:12 PM (12 years, 1 month ago)

Let's raise this thread from the dead. If you write poetry you can post it here. Doesn't have to be any particular subject.


I just wrote this:


I was born into this world from the womb of Christ herself,
Into this place some call heaven and some call hell,
But I’m not here to gain wealth, I just want to meet myself
Have some fun and give them hell- a hug, a laugh, a thought or yell

On the coldest nights when all I do is sit here alone
When worry grows my algid skin will peel off to bones
There grows a warmth in my heart that takes away the fear
A heat that holds out hope to find someone to hold dear

But I’ll take it easy and watch from afar, find somewhere
to put my feet up, but I won’t go very far
I’ll wear a smile and think for a tad
Watching grass grow ain’t too bad


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