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 RasJeph
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#531333 - 02/27/11 07:08 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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i was just watching cops and they had a prostitution sting where people picked up a female cop posing as a hooker.
now, when you go to pick up a hooker, would it be legal if you offered her money to make a porn tape for your website?
if youre wasting your money on whores anyway, why not make it legal and start a shitty home made porn website? you could probably make your whore money back just by ads on your site.
where is the line of prostitution and pornography drawn?
lol.
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 FarBeyondDriven
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: RasJeph]
#531334 - 02/27/11 07:10 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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hmmmmmmmmm, I wouldn't see why it wouldn't. I dunno. Tough one to explain in court. I'm sure they've heard all kinds of stories in there.
"I picked her up to um...umm....help me reshingle my roof." 
Edited by FarBeyondDriven (02/27/11 07:20 PM)
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Jefferson
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only on this fuckin forum!
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RasJeph
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: Jefferson]
#531346 - 02/27/11 07:34 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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dont get me wrong im not planning for the future or anything. if i need to buy sex i just trade it for some hard droogs lol.
but it seems to me that if youre going to buy yourself a whore on a regular basis you should have some kind of emergency scenario worked out.
like a fire drill. but with whores.
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: RasJeph]
#531347 - 02/27/11 07:37 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, i get what you're sayin man.
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RasJeph said:
like a fire drill. but with whores.
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CosmicFool
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I don't know if it's true but I've always herd you can ask them to pose nude for photo shoots and it's legal as long as you aren't paying for sex.
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: CosmicFool]
#531353 - 02/27/11 07:49 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Yeah, that's legal I think. Comes down to money for sex is fail, anything else is good I think. I dunno. Never bought one. Not sure I could even get it up knowing she just fucked a group of Mexicans after they got off of work for 35$. 
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Jefferson
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: RasJeph]
#531357 - 02/27/11 08:13 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
RasJeph said:
im planning for the future. i need to buy sex for some hard droogs.
but it seems to me that i'm going to buy a whore on a regular basis.
i like to drill but with whores.
So how much does a ZJ cost where you're from?
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: Jefferson]
#531358 - 02/27/11 08:17 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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zipper jobs are three bucks a minute where i'm from.
it's better to get four toejobs at a nickel a piece though.
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They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: Jefferson]
#531359 - 02/27/11 08:18 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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a ZJ?
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Jefferson
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: MFDoom666]
#531360 - 02/27/11 08:19 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
MFDoom666 said:
zipper jobs are three bucks a minute where i'm from.
it's better to get four toejobs at a nickel a piece though.
too rich for my blood
Dollar menu tacos are my cutoff
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
a ZJ?
Ever see Beerfest?
If ya have ta ask Cowboy you can't afford it.
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Edited by Jefferson (02/27/11 08:20 PM)
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FarBeyondDriven
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: Jefferson]
#531362 - 02/27/11 08:23 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I've seen most of it, not the whole movie though. Yeah, I'll just stick with blowjobs, receiving of course. They suck so bad 
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: RasJeph]
#531366 - 02/27/11 08:50 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: T-Rex]
#531368 - 02/27/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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nailed it.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: looophole for hookers? [Re: MFDoom666]
#531370 - 02/27/11 08:59 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Oh, it must be totally legal if it's on Family Guy. Let's go get some hookers and film it. We could make teh moneyz. Our porn company could be called I Bet Your Butthurtz. IBYB Productions for short. 
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Jefferson
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Also there was an episode were pot got legalized. Woo hoo legal pot and prostitutes. Sounds like a growery get together in the works!
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