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 perosiste
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 X mas whores 
#164783 - 12/18/08 05:06 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote from my post whoring thread.
"I never really sleep that well. I haven't been sleeping much lately actually. Oh and I woke up reading an offer my friend sent me on MSN to nail an escort as my xmas present.. interesting. "
yeah I made it all semester on about 3 hours a night during the week.
now all I do is sleep all damn day.
Actually Im thinking of getting my roommate the same gift for xmas, he got me a green ipod nano so a chica seems fair.
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[quote]hemostats said:
like i said before
quite simply, you are a nuisance while i am a smooth criminal.[/quote]
Edited by perosiste (12/18/08 05:46 AM)
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164786 - 12/18/08 05:11 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i hear ya brah
i can't sleep either
fucking insomnia
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164788 - 12/18/08 05:13 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Yeah I don't know during the semester I would sleep a couple hours during the night and doze of on the bus and maybe take a nap during the day. If I stick to a routine of sleeping I'm fine but it always gets fucked up for one reason or another.
A lady is always a nice present. The way he offered made me feel like I needed one though haha so now my brain is like say no. The principle that they cost as much as they do even if it isn't my money bothers me also. Those whores make more than 98% of honest working drug dealers "legitimately".
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Re: X mas whores [Re: ltd]
#164789 - 12/18/08 05:14 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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yeah the shit thing is that I have some seriously weird hours for work. 8pm to 4am
Its really shitty trying to synch up with anything I need to do in the day
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[quote]hemostats said:
like i said before
quite simply, you are a nuisance while i am a smooth criminal.[/quote]
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perosiste
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
Yeah I don't know during the semester I would sleep a couple hours during the night and doze of on the bus and maybe take a nap during the day. If I stick to a routine of sleeping I'm fine but it always gets fucked up for one reason or another.
A lady is always a nice present. The way he offered made me feel like I needed one though haha so now my brain is like say no. The principle that they cost as much as they do even if it isn't my money bothers me also. Those whores make more than 98% of honest working drug dealers "legitimately".
A buddy from work said I should have her at a party or a bar and make my roomy think he bagged her on his own. The only problem is he doesn't really have the confidence to pick up chicks hence the need for a hooker.
So should I tell him that's what it is or no?
also is this good reciprocity for an ipod?
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[quote]hemostats said:
like i said before
quite simply, you are a nuisance while i am a smooth criminal.[/quote]
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164793 - 12/18/08 05:23 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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sounds like you guys are going to have a rocking xmas
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164795 - 12/18/08 05:26 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Well, unless you friend from work is a good looking guy or has some confidence / initive to pick up a girl he probably won't buy that he bagged this chick unless she's juiced. Hookers are ni the buisness of making money so they'll want more money for the set up probably a lot more money because a lot of them have rules in terms of what they will and won't do... most easily fucks may just insist on a condom if that so it's hard to make it look legit IMO.
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Phriend]
#164797 - 12/18/08 05:32 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phriend said:
sounds like you guys are going to have a rocking xmas
welcome back from the ban lotto 
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Picklez]
#164798 - 12/18/08 05:37 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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thanks brah
tis good to be back
fucking A it was you who deserved the ban LOL
you know what u did ...
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perosiste
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Quote:
captain.koons said:
Well, unless you friend from work is a good looking guy or has some confidence / initive to pick up a girl he probably won't buy that he bagged this chick unless she's juiced. Hookers are ni the buisness of making money so they'll want more money for the set up probably a lot more money because a lot of them have rules in terms of what they will and won't do... most easily fucks may just insist on a condom if that so it's hard to make it look legit IMO.
So how do you tell your buddy
"hey man we've lived together for a year and you've had to listen to me and my girl, and haven't pulled any ass....SO im buying you a hooker"
without making it look like a pity hooker
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[quote]hemostats said:
like i said before
quite simply, you are a nuisance while i am a smooth criminal.[/quote]
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Phriend]
#164800 - 12/18/08 05:38 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I entered, and actually entered 2 weeks in a row. I just cant seem to win
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Picklez]
#164801 - 12/18/08 05:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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i meant what u and lefty did
guess that's not a bannable offense 
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164802 - 12/18/08 05:42 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
perosiste said:
Quote:
captain.koons said:
Well, unless you friend from work is a good looking guy or has some confidence / initive to pick up a girl he probably won't buy that he bagged this chick unless she's juiced. Hookers are ni the buisness of making money so they'll want more money for the set up probably a lot more money because a lot of them have rules in terms of what they will and won't do... most easily fucks may just insist on a condom if that so it's hard to make it look legit IMO.
So how do you tell your buddy
"hey man we've lived together for a year and you've had to listen to me and my girl, and haven't pulled any ass....SO im buying you a hooker"
without making it look like a pity hooker
just be straight up
k dude, do you want a hooker for xmas? I won't judge you
I don't know... I wouldn't buy a hooker for someone who is desperate personally... but I don't have a lot of friends who are desperate.
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Phriend]
#164803 - 12/18/08 05:43 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phriend said:
i meant what u and lefty did
guess that's not a bannable offense
what are you whining about?
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Phriend]
#164804 - 12/18/08 05:44 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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sorry pero for hijacking ur thread
Hookers and headies FTW
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Picklez]
#164805 - 12/18/08 05:45 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Im kinda worried that him being desperate might
make things worse for him. That or some creepy
attachment.
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[quote]hemostats said:
like i said before
quite simply, you are a nuisance while i am a smooth criminal.[/quote]
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Phriend]
#164806 - 12/18/08 05:46 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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I'm not whining
I just thought it was kinda not cool of u guys
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164808 - 12/18/08 05:49 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
perosiste said:
Im kinda worried that him being desperate might
make things worse for him. That or some creepy
attachment.
then if it's that bad buy him a pron mag and tell him to have a happy new year
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Re: X mas whores [Re: perosiste]
#164809 - 12/18/08 05:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
perosiste said:
Im kinda worried that him being desperate might
make things worse for him. That or some creepy
attachment.
only one way to find out
hooking him up secretly could be worse if he finds out
know any girls who secretly want to jump his bone?
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Re: X mas whores [Re: Phriend]
#164810 - 12/18/08 05:50 AM (15 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Phriend said:
I'm not whining
I just thought it was kinda not cool of u guys
oh well, its a done issue
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