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 Manitou
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 My boss is fat whore 
#592307 - 10/15/11 08:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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I have the fucking gastroenteritis, I puke and shit every fucking 2 seconds and yet she tells me that if I dont work tonight, from midnight to 8 am, im fired ... fucking cunt ass walrus bitch
I am probably going to give it to all the fucking employees and clients way to got fat whale ... 
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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 Stoneth
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 Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592310 - 10/15/11 08:28 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Just walk right up to her when you arrive.
And puke right in her face.
I bet she'll give you the night off.
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tsollost
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592318 - 10/15/11 09:37 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah I would just shit everywhere, that way not only you get to leave but everyone is forced to evacuate because you evacuated your bowels.
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Manitou
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: tsollost]
#592320 - 10/15/11 10:00 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Im gonna cough on her laptop just so she catch it ...
She always ask me to do overtime and extra shifts, I always say yes just to help her, but when I am sick, she basically tells me to fuck off ...
I have asked her 3 times since im working here, to not work cuz im sick, all the 3 times she said no. She also asked me to do 2 extra nights during the week when I have school, I fucking know what im gonna tell her...
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Dimo114
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592322 - 10/15/11 10:24 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Wow! My boss was a fat whore too!
I actually got fired like a week ago for not coming in, even though I told her that im not coming in 2 weeks ahead of time and she said ok....
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iwasaClown
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Posts: 445
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Dimo114]
#592344 - 10/16/11 05:39 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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If you know you're getting fired for sure, then go out with a bang.
Go talk to her face to face and try to 
Then tell her what a piece of shit fat boss she is, explain what you told us, and get your other employess to tell her to fuck off too. hit her where it hurts, her pocketbook.
Be like Jim Breuer in Half Baked..just without the weed.
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Manitou
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: iwasaClown]
#592390 - 10/16/11 11:15 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
iwasaClown said:
If you know you're getting fired for sure, then go out with a bang.
Go talk to her face to face and try to
Then tell her what a piece of shit fat boss she is, explain what you told us, and get your other employess to tell her to fuck off too. hit her where it hurts, her pocketbook.
Be like Jim Breuer in Half Baked..just without the weed.
I am not getting fired, she just forced me to do a fucking night with the gastro, contamining every fucking thing I touch, and I had to prepare the breakfast for the clients, waaaaay to go fat bitch!
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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iwasaClown
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Posts: 445
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592392 - 10/16/11 11:20 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Haha wow.
I would have told the clients she made you prepare their food knowing you were sick and let them take it from there.
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iStoner
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: iwasaClown]
#592411 - 10/16/11 12:22 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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i know you love that job, but your boss really is a fat whore.
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Manitou
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: iStoner]
#592458 - 10/16/11 04:03 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
iStoner said:
i know you love that job, but your boss really is a fat whore.
 
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Sheekle
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592465 - 10/16/11 05:01 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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yeah dude coughing on her laptop and making the customers food doesn't sound like a good idea
tell her bout the gastro shit brah
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Manitou
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Sheekle]
#592466 - 10/16/11 05:07 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said:
yeah dude coughing on her laptop and making the customers food doesn't sound like a good idea
tell her bout the gastro shit brah
I did lmao, I called her like 6 times to get someone to replace me before my shift, and she basically told me to fuck off and suffer. I told her I had it, her job would be to get someone to replace me, she was the one supposed to call the other employees, but she told me to call em, and if nobody would replace me, I would have to do it. Also, if nobody would replace me, it would be HER job to do it... She told me: "Oh it will fuck up my week if I do that"....
I didn't cough on her laptop, im not a dick, but fuck it was tempting... Also, I had to prepare breakfast, I washed my hands like a hundred times and put gloves, tried not to cough on shitty food...
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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BlueBerry_Swisher
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592525 - 10/17/11 08:00 AM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Maybe you should see if she needs some 
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DRAGON
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A7X, the cookie monster said you need some penis in ya
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Manitou
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Quote:
A7X said:
Maybe you should see if she needs some
eww you haven't seen her, I didn't say "Fat" whore for nothing... I'd prefer get fired to inserting my into that walrus
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Edited by Manitou (10/17/11 02:53 PM)
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iStoner
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592558 - 10/17/11 02:51 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Dimo114
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: iStoner]
#592560 - 10/17/11 03:05 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay. Giggity.
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Manitou
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Dimo114]
#592562 - 10/17/11 03:08 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Dimo114 said:
Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay. Giggity.
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Tangerines
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Manitou]
#592576 - 10/17/11 05:32 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Gaskelort said:
Quote:
Dimo114 said:
Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay. Giggity.
Far from Brilliant, actually.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6qvJp4zPlY#t=10s
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Manitou
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Re: My boss is fat whore [Re: Tangerines]
#592586 - 10/17/11 06:43 PM (13 years, 1 month ago) |
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Quote:
Tangerines said:
Quote:
Gaskelort said:
Quote:
Dimo114 said:
Fat chicks need love too. But they gotta pay. Giggity.
Far from Brilliant, actually.
[url=10s]www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6qvJp4zPlY#t=10s[/url]
Quagmire has always been a genius!
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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