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#429883 - 06/08/10 10:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yeah exactly! I just thought the trip got REALLY intense for some reason. I was hearing all sorts of high pitched noises and seeing colors.
And THC, yeah probably wont eat them again unless I grow them. I did em with my gf last year but only a small dose.
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Inverted]
#429886 - 06/08/10 10:53 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Best thread EVER.
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Tangerines
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Lucid]
#429887 - 06/08/10 10:55 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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On time I found a tick on the head of my penis and one on my ballsack. I ripped them off. The end.
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yellownotepad
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Tangerines]
#429900 - 06/08/10 11:45 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Tangerines said:
On time I found a tick on the head of my penis and one on my ballsack. I ripped them off. The end.
dude that happened to me once. i was hiking up in the rain forest in norcal (redwoods or sinkyone or something i forget), and i was in shorts. we were hiking through some ferns and shit and suddenly i felt a sharp pain on my ballsack. took a look and whaddaya know, a tick. had to use the tick spoon thing to pull it off, and lost a couple nutsack pubes in the process which added to the pain. and everyone LOLed at me. and then i LOLed too
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: yellownotepad]
#429902 - 06/08/10 11:48 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: A Girl]
#429906 - 06/08/10 11:57 AM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Inverted] 1
#429935 - 06/08/10 01:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuckin ball ticks. I had one in the gooch once. Fuck ticks man. 
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#429948 - 06/08/10 02:07 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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I've found like an average of one per trip to the plots... I am damn sure to check my crotch after each visit. Fuck that, think if that fucker decided to climb in your dick hole?
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Inverted]
#430050 - 06/08/10 09:30 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Try explaining that one to a girl.
You: "I swear I don't have an std baby. I haven't been cheating on you, I promise!"
Her: "Fuck off!"
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#430051 - 06/08/10 09:33 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Fuckin ball ticks. I had one in the gooch once. Fuck ticks man.
Ball ticks! Ha! Sounds like a cruel joke!
Is this a common thing, or only for guys who love hiking in deer country? I guess its only a matter of time till I get my first ball tick. Nasty ticks! I hope they aren't the huge ones you see on dogs. Those are frickin' HUGE!
Not lookin' forward to that day. 
~ TruHerCry ~
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#430054 - 06/08/10 09:35 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Heh. CRAAAAAAAABS!
I'm so unbelievably high
I can't say it enough, mass bongloads of bubble hash ftw my god 
Meow!
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Inverted]
#430056 - 06/08/10 09:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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"It's a tick, I promise!!!!" 
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#430057 - 06/08/10 09:37 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
TrueHerbCrystal said:
Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
Fuckin ball ticks. I had one in the gooch once. Fuck ticks man.
Ball ticks! Ha! Sounds like a cruel joke!
Is this a common thing, or only for guys who love hiking in deer country? I guess its only a matter of time till I get my first ball tick. Nasty ticks! I hope they aren't the huge ones you see on dogs. Those are frickin' HUGE!
Not lookin' forward to that day.
~ TruHerCry ~
They only get huge if you let them attach and fill with blood. They are tiny when empty, like a crab the size of an ant. Deer ticks are like 1/3 the size of regular ticks, which are the ones you worry about Lymes disease from.
I always seem to find them before they attach, I feel em in my hair or on my back etc... They are common, drop out of trees, cling in tall grass, both of which I experience when working outdoors 
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Inverted]
#430059 - 06/08/10 09:39 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Ticks fuckin suck
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TrueHerbCrystal
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Inverted]
#430072 - 06/08/10 09:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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Oh man, say no more. Make my ballz itch just reading it.
I really can't remember ever having a tick on me. Lice in the hair before, but no ticks.
But its just a matter of time, especially in the conifer forests.
Nasty Ball Crabz!
~ TinyHairCrabs ~
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: TrueHerbCrystal]
#430075 - 06/08/10 09:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago) |
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*Coniferous
We have 1/2 Deciduous as well...
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: Lucid]
#687038 - 10/01/13 10:12 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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nice bump
fuckin lucid!!! im miss that kid...
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: P-O]
#687078 - 10/01/13 01:30 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Lol awesome thread.
I stepped on the claw of a hammer in a full on barefoot run. It almost chopped my toe off. Shit sucked.
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: RasJeph]
#687085 - 10/01/13 01:48 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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I seem to always step on wall tacs that are standing straight up, camouflaged in the carpet.
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Re: Lucid's "Toothpick Incident" A personal injury horror story. [Re: PoloDown]
#687134 - 10/01/13 07:45 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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I was chopping kindling in my garage, and missed the block. I buried the hatchet into my shin. I think it hit the bone, and glanced off. It took a while to heal...
When I was young (maybe 5 or so), I was riding double on a bike with a friend. She lost her balance, and we both ate shit in the gravel in their alley. She got a hand and knee filled with gravel. I somehow came out with nothing but a half inch long gash on my knee.
When I was about nine, we had one of those jointed ladders that fold into four pieces. I had it folded in half, and the center joint wasn't locked. It popped out and smacked me in the face, cutting a hole in my lip and chipping my tooth. Had to get like 15 stiches for that one...
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