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 Harry_Ba11sach
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 Let me tell you a story about my piss test 
#211400 - 04/02/09 08:00 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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So there was once this person (me) who smoked pot every day for 3 years (barring a couple weeks here and there for tolerance breaks, etc).
Then on monday I had a job interview and they informed me I would have to pee in a cup before 5 o'clock that evening, giving me less than 5 hours to prepare. I had smoked a blunt the night before not expecting to be tested, but hey, surprise! Additionally, as a student with exams I had been taking regular adderall, and my roommate had given me some oxy a couple days before also... neither of which I have a prescription for.
I guess failing a drug test for amphetamines, optiates and THC would be pretty funny, but I need the money 
So I head over to GNC as soon as my interview is done, around 12:30, and purchase this product called Strip NC, made by covert labs. I chug this enormous bottle of neon-orange herpes-soup along with about a half gallon of watter and immediately start pissing my brains out. I shit about 3 gallons of poop-stew about 20 minutes after I take it, and despite our thermometer reading 75 degrees, I'm shivering uncontrollably and have trouble completing sentences. It's fun, if you like pain. which I guess I don't.
Anywho, after all this shaking, and pissing, and pissing some more from different orifices I go and piss in this cup. Somehow, I actually pass the test!
I'm not sure if this is a recommendation for Strip NC or not.... I passed my test (which I certainly shouldn't have considering my marijuana intake rates), so I'm certainly impressed by that, but motherfucker, that stuff made me feel worse than SARS.
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bananatelephone
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#211401 - 04/02/09 08:07 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sorry you had to go through all that crap (not to mention piss).
But niceness you passed,  .
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 Harlz
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#211402 - 04/02/09 08:09 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Sure it worked but the labs can also test if you flushed yourself beforehand because you will be lacking some chemicals in your pee that should be there unless youve been pissing nonstop or so ive learned a couple days ago from my dad who was in the penitentiary and constantly subjected to piss tests
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harlz]
#211404 - 04/02/09 08:39 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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I know, but I've already got my results back and I passed with no complications, so apparently all those necessary chemicals were there.
I work out regularly frequently, so creatine and the various metabolitic byproducts were present, and that drink had something like 8000% the RDA for B vitamins so my pee stayed yellowish.
Sweet!
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Harlz
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#211405 - 04/02/09 08:48 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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oh well done then! my piss goes really yellow when i take my multivitamin "centrum FORTE" lol
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Kine
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harlz]
#211420 - 04/02/09 09:42 AM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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You know piss ISNT supposed to be yellow right? Lol! And yes, it should have creatine and other BS in it, but to test for that it seriously needs sent to a LAB. Most places dont do that cause it costs money; just like hair testing.
Good job on passing tho! I dont trust flushes or anything; synthetic FTW!
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TripityDooDaDay
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#211435 - 04/02/09 12:07 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Wow that shit sounds rough man. Nice to see that it works but damn!
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bobby
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
#211459 - 04/02/09 01:57 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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dude i just use sythentic piss i get from my local head shop. they dont watch us piss so theres no worries, just stick it between ur nut sack and it hasd a temp strip so u know ur keeping i the right temp. i hate using those cleansers cause well the story u just described, ya gotta piss to much and it gives ya the shit.!
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usg543
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: bobby]
#211462 - 04/02/09 02:47 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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the "cleansers" are just some juice (a diuretic), creatine, and b-vitamins.
all you did was dilute your piss enough to pass. you aren't being cleaned.
but good job.
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Coaster
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: usg543]
#211472 - 04/02/09 03:12 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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i bought piss off my step brother whos like 10 lol
worx jus as g00d
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Kine]
#211475 - 04/02/09 03:16 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Kine said:
You know piss ISNT supposed to be yellow right?
incorrect, a healthy irrigated urinary tract will produce rather clear pee, but less than 1% of the population drinks enough water to consistently pass clear urine, and even in that case there will still be a very slight yellow color. the various toxins filtered out of your body and expelled by your urinary tract create a yellow tinge, this is natural and every human since the beginning of our species has peed yellow.
Additionally, this test WAS sent out to a lab, so the various metabolitic byproducts of my digestive system were under scrutiny.
And USG you're totally correct. I wasn't expecting a cleansing or anything, I was just hoping to dilute and cover up all the drugs in me so they couldn't detect them. If I was actually getting cleansed it would flush so much crap out I feel like you could sell my piss to phish fans.
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usg543
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#211482 - 04/02/09 03:27 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah plus vitamins and other supplements, even foods can turn it yellow.
hell there's some kind of chemical you can take that's supposed to make you piss blue.
i'm gonna take that shit before my next drug test 
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TripityDooDaDay
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Coaster]
#211505 - 04/02/09 05:09 PM (15 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Coaster said:
i bought piss off my step brother whos like 10 lol
worx jus as g00d
He actually charged you for his piss? lol
Of course he would. He's 10. I forgot what that was like.
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 Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#228964 - 05/21/09 05:03 AM (15 years, 6 months ago) |
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Dude, I need to pass a test and my friend gave me this huge white pill and said it would do the job... So I take the pill and i go to my rehab thing. After about 10-15 minuets of listening to this lady talk about dr00gz i start to feel... hot.
Then she looks at me all surprised and asks whats wrong me. I was like.. uh what? huh... I was all red and blotchy and sweating. She sent me home before I even had to take the test.
So the crazy white pill worked
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