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Harry_Ba11sach
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Let me tell you a story about my piss test
#211400 - 04/02/09 08:00 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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So there was once this person (me) who smoked pot every day for 3 years (barring a couple weeks here and there for tolerance breaks, etc). Then on monday I had a job interview and they informed me I would have to pee in a cup before 5 o'clock that evening, giving me less than 5 hours to prepare. I had smoked a blunt the night before not expecting to be tested, but hey, surprise! Additionally, as a student with exams I had been taking regular adderall, and my roommate had given me some oxy a couple days before also... neither of which I have a prescription for. I guess failing a drug test for amphetamines, optiates and THC would be pretty funny, but I need the money
So I head over to GNC as soon as my interview is done, around 12:30, and purchase this product called Strip NC, made by covert labs. I chug this enormous bottle of neon-orange herpes-soup along with about a half gallon of watter and immediately start pissing my brains out. I shit about 3 gallons of poop-stew about 20 minutes after I take it, and despite our thermometer reading 75 degrees, I'm shivering uncontrollably and have trouble completing sentences. It's fun, if you like pain. which I guess I don't.
Anywho, after all this shaking, and pissing, and pissing some more from different orifices I go and piss in this cup. Somehow, I actually pass the test!
I'm not sure if this is a recommendation for Strip NC or not.... I passed my test (which I certainly shouldn't have considering my marijuana intake rates), so I'm certainly impressed by that, but motherfucker, that stuff made me feel worse than SARS.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Harlz]
#211404 - 04/02/09 08:39 AM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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I know, but I've already got my results back and I passed with no complications, so apparently all those necessary chemicals were there.
I work out regularly frequently, so creatine and the various metabolitic byproducts were present, and that drink had something like 8000% the RDA for B vitamins so my pee stayed yellowish.
Sweet!
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 11,753
Loc: Nepal
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Re: Let me tell you a story about my piss test [Re: Kine]
#211475 - 04/02/09 03:16 PM (15 years, 9 months ago) |
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Kine said: You know piss ISNT supposed to be yellow right?
incorrect, a healthy irrigated urinary tract will produce rather clear pee, but less than 1% of the population drinks enough water to consistently pass clear urine, and even in that case there will still be a very slight yellow color. the various toxins filtered out of your body and expelled by your urinary tract create a yellow tinge, this is natural and every human since the beginning of our species has peed yellow. Additionally, this test WAS sent out to a lab, so the various metabolitic byproducts of my digestive system were under scrutiny.
And USG you're totally correct. I wasn't expecting a cleansing or anything, I was just hoping to dilute and cover up all the drugs in me so they couldn't detect them. If I was actually getting cleansed it would flush so much crap out I feel like you could sell my piss to phish fans.
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