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 osaka
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 Did I pass piss test??? 
#769588 - 02/20/15 10:23 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wondering if I can get some expert feedback here.
The last time I smoked was one January 31st. I took a drug screen with labcorp this past Monday on February 16th. I drank a detox drink and water so it came back NEGATIVE-DILUTE. I had to retest on Thursday the 19th. So it's officially been nearly 3 weeks since I took probably 5 hits from a small pipe with probably half a gram of weed in it. Off and on through the last three weeks I drank a lot of water, some cranberry juice and went to the gym when I could.
I also took 5-6 home tests and passed but while I was diluting. What do you guys think?
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 P-O
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: osaka]
#769599 - 02/21/15 02:25 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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lulz
Edited by P-O (02/21/15 03:00 AM)
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SmokeSomeHash
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: P-O]
#769602 - 02/21/15 06:57 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
lulz
Great 1st post!
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: osaka]
#769605 - 02/21/15 08:11 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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What is the drug test for? I'd say you have a 50/50 chance, give or take a few. That is my expert opinion.
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SleepAid
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: Bumble_Dick] 1
#769606 - 02/21/15 08:53 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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There is no way for me or anyone else here to know definitively if you will be good on your test, but I can say with some surety that stressing about it now will not change the result of a UA you've already taken.
Go do something fun man, play a video game or something. Stop worrying about it.
Unless you have magical thinking powers of course, then by all means let this occupy your thoughts.
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Signature this, ho.
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: osaka]
#769615 - 02/21/15 09:51 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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 test is over, just smoke a bowl already
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poor boy
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: osaka]
#769619 - 02/21/15 09:58 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
osaka said:
Wondering if I can get some expert feedback here.
The last time I smoked was one January 31st. I took a drug screen with labcorp this past Monday on February 16th. I drank a detox drink and water so it came back NEGATIVE-DILUTE. I had to retest on Thursday the 19th. So it's officially been nearly 3 weeks since I took probably 5 hits from a small pipe with probably half a gram of weed in it. Off and on through the last three weeks I drank a lot of water, some cranberry juice and went to the gym when I could.
I also took 5-6 home tests and passed but while I was diluting. What do you guys think?
smoke crack, bro. they dont test for crack. its also waaay cheaper and much more fun.
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: poor boy]
#769626 - 02/21/15 10:31 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Stop stealing my customers 
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poor boy
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#769634 - 02/21/15 11:35 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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start selling crack... 
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: poor boy] 1
#769653 - 02/21/15 12:08 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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You sound just like my dad. 
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poor boy
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Re: Did I pass piss test??? [Re: Bumble_Dick]
#769665 - 02/21/15 01:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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My dad too, but he wanted me to pimp the girls in my high school.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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