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 yoosername
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 My neighbors got chickens... 
#845865 - 06/30/20 11:35 AM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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All I hear all day long is cock-a-doodle-doo 
They also got pigs and cows, so it smells like a regular barnyard.
I've already had to help them catch an escaping cow. Last time they had pigs, they ended up in our yard more than once. When their goats escaped, we ended up chasing them all around the neighborhood.
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 niteowl
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 Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername] 1
#845867 - 06/30/20 02:07 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Hey, at least you have access to fresh eggs
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yoosername
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
#845868 - 06/30/20 06:39 PM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's true, we used to have chickens and fresh eggs are delicious! Unfortunately I've had to really limit the amount of egg that I consume ever since I was diagnosed with Crohn's disease  so no more omelettes for me.
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Damo
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername]
#845878 - 07/02/20 02:17 AM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Sounds like a real farm-to-table kind of peepz you got in there.
Make good friends with them as insurance for when apocalypse comes.. maybe theyre keeping some aquaponics setup and some tilapia too?
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XUL
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername]
#845882 - 07/03/20 06:43 AM (4 years, 5 months ago) |
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Man, I remember when I first started with my goats. I found out what it meant to make a good fence. At first I used posts and welded wire, which was a massive disaster. The welded wire broke up and it was too loose.
When I moved up North, I did it right. I milled lumber with my chainsaw, put up wood posts and rails, and then wrapped knotted wire fence around the frame. Perfect and rustic looking.
Next, I am going with stone.
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yoosername
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: XUL]
#846281 - 07/30/20 11:09 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Today I realized that the sound of the rooster was not coming from my neighbors house, but instead from the woods. I went to investigate and found him; a large, black and orange rooster, who was absolutely terrified of me, just hanging out in the woods. I can't believe he hasn't been eaten yet.
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername] 1
#846285 - 07/31/20 05:13 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.
Day 3 no sleep:
The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!
Day 7 no sleep:
Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...
Day 10 no sleep:
I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.
Day 11 no sleep:
I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?
Day 13 no sleep:
Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..
Day 15 no sleep:
It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.
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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
Edited by poor boy (07/31/20 05:33 AM)
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yoosername
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846287 - 07/31/20 11:29 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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I'm so woke I don't even need drugs to experience paranoid psychosis 
3 roosters in my yard this morning, my top science cat believes they are reproducing asexually. I've sent her outside to investigate.
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Data
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: yoosername] 1
#846289 - 07/31/20 01:55 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Day 10 no sleep:
I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate
So wait, isn't that an assault of cocks with rocks?
Sounds like a cock-rocking good time right there...rock out with your cock out and all that.
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niteowl
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
#846290 - 07/31/20 05:02 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
#846291 - 07/31/20 05:05 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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My neighbor ate my pet rooster "Reagan" 
True story
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Data
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
#846292 - 07/31/20 05:06 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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niteowl
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846293 - 07/31/20 05:09 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.
Day 3 no sleep:
The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!
Day 7 no sleep:
Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...
Day 10 no sleep:
I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.
Day 11 no sleep:
I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?
Day 13 no sleep:
Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..
Day 15 no sleep:
It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.
This sounds far too real to be a coincidence ...
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: P-O]
#846294 - 07/31/20 05:10 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
My neighbor ate my pet rooster "Reagan"
True story
Actual photo of Reagan
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Data
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: P-O]
#846295 - 07/31/20 06:34 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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That's fucked up, I'd be pissed
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: P-O]
#846297 - 08/01/20 07:08 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
P-O said:
My neighbor ate my pet rooster "Reagan"
True story
Pack of wild dogs broke into my parents kennel and killed our pet pot belly. Or so my dad says.
It just so happens that these "wild dogs" decided to attack on Superbowl weekend...
Oh, this pig on the spit? Nah.. this is a different pig. I bought this one yesterday.
Mother fucker...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
#846298 - 08/01/20 07:09 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
niteowl said:
Quote:
poor boy said:
Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.
Day 3 no sleep:
The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!
Day 7 no sleep:
Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...
Day 10 no sleep:
I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.
Day 11 no sleep:
I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?
Day 13 no sleep:
Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..
Day 15 no sleep:
It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.
This sounds far too real to be a coincidence ...
Please do tell...
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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niteowl
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846303 - 08/01/20 09:41 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
Quote:
niteowl said:
Quote:
poor boy said:
Sounds like yooser is stuck smack dab in the middle of a paranoid drug psychosis.
Day 3 no sleep:
The chickens, bro! There's chickens everywhere!
Day 7 no sleep:
Today while hiding from the government in the woods, I saw the boss of all chickens! He is still roaming the back woods which tells me he's one tough chicken...
Day 10 no sleep:
I was able to get close enough and launch an assult of rocks towards the king Feather! He's dead. Must investigate.
Day 11 no sleep:
I went back to the battle grounds. King feather looked somewhat familiar and kept bothering me. I took a closer look. Why does King feather look like Mrs. Donalds cat?
Day 13 no sleep:
Been noticing more and more missing flyers for Mrs. Donalds cat..
Day 15 no sleep:
It's 3am and I hear chickens. They are laughing. At. Me.
This sounds far too real to be a coincidence ...
Please do tell...
Sounds like you've been on the 14-day meth-monster train before
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: niteowl]
#846304 - 08/02/20 06:03 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not quite. I have been up for a few days on come though. I imagine meth being like that X10. 
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Data
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846305 - 08/02/20 08:05 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
Not quite. I have been up for a few days on come though. I imagine meth being like that X10.
Cum gets you that excited, eh?
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
#846306 - 08/02/20 10:28 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Coke.. I've stayed up for a few days on Coke.
Cum is too intense for me. The cum down on cum is brutal. The sticky skin feeling, the smell that illuminates from your body. Your eye sight is pretty much shot.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Data
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Posts: 4,038
Loc: Southwestern US
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846308 - 08/02/20 09:40 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cum on dudes, let's get back on topic here
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
#846309 - 08/03/20 05:17 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Those aren't chickens, bro.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Data
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846311 - 08/03/20 06:39 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Tha Duck are you talkin about, bro?
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
#846315 - 08/03/20 11:01 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Remember those ducks that I was feeding a few months ago? I hadn't seen them for a while so I went for a walk to my neighbors back pond. Along the trail I found a pile of duck feathers
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
#846319 - 08/03/20 07:21 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Data said:
Tha Duck are you talkin about, bro?
I tried real hard to come up with a clever play on word using "chicken" but my mind can be prepared to as a 70 year old man that was given Viagra and meth and then was thrown in a room with a group of chicks that were each paid 100k to fuck the shit out of this 70 year old man.
If you haven't caught on... I'm tired.
2 coils in 2 attics that were reading 130 in one and 140 in the other.
Apparently I'm the trippest man on earth... 
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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Data
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Posts: 4,038
Loc: Southwestern US
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: poor boy]
#846323 - 08/03/20 09:51 PM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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You got this bruh...fall is right around the corner
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poor boy
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Re: My neighbors got chickens... [Re: Data]
#846336 - 08/04/20 05:36 AM (4 years, 4 months ago) |
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Not in S. Texas. I'm looking at a solid 3 more months.
Seems like the more experienced I become the more I have to work and the harder I have to work.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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