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8787sunshine
classic stoner
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All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now
#698608 - 12/11/13 09:26 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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I live in an apartment complex and a lot of neighbors have asked me if I want to smoke some pot. I had long hair about three years back. Everyone remembers that, I guess. I do funny shit with my hands when I smoke, because I trained martial arts for decades, with weapons like swords and shit you'd never fight with. If I decide to smoke it will be with my deadhead neighbor. I'll tell him I do funny shit with my hands, as a warning. Ever since this one time I smoked with these guys, I've always split after I smoke. It's rude but it has to be done.
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niteowl
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: 8787sunshine]
#698615 - 12/11/13 09:54 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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So.... smoke some herb but don't go all Bruce Lee on everyone
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mjmihalov
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: niteowl]
#698631 - 12/12/13 12:30 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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niteowl said: So.... smoke some herb but don'tthen go all Bruce Lee on everyone
fixed.
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volcomstoner
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: mjmihalov]
#698644 - 12/12/13 02:37 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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mjmihalov said:
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niteowl said: So.... smoke some herb but don'tthen go all Bruce Lee on everyone
fixed.
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TheFunk
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: volcomstoner] 1
#698652 - 12/12/13 07:59 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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So, you're afraid to smoke socially because your hands start to do martial arts when your stoned?
Me and my friends used to do slow motion fighting when we were stoned. It felt like kicking ass under water, it was great. Now I've built up my tolerance, that shit doesn't happen anymore. Maybe you should smoke by yourself every night for like four nights in a row prior to smoking with your neighbor; build up your tolerance so you can control your hands better and keep them from roundhouse kicking that poor deadhead in the face with a sword.
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CrushNazT
Registered: 07/23/13
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Loc: Colorado
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: 8787sunshine]
#698653 - 12/12/13 08:12 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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how old are you???
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PoloDown
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: TheFunk] 2
#698670 - 12/12/13 10:16 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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TheFunk said: So, you're afraid to smoke socially because your hands start to do martial arts when your stoned?
Me and my friends used to do slow motion fighting when we were stoned. It felt like kicking ass under water, it was great. Now I've built up my tolerance, that shit doesn't happen anymore. Maybe you should smoke by yourself every night for like four nights in a row prior to smoking with your neighbor; build up your tolerance so you can control your hands better and keep them from roundhouse kicking that poor deadhead in the face with a sword.
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niteowl
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: PoloDown]
#698676 - 12/12/13 10:49 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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-------------------- The Ego is a pathological conditionlike a calcareous tumor or cystthat begins growing in the personalityin the absence of hallucinogenic substances-Terence McKenna-
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P-O
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: volcomstoner]
#698712 - 12/12/13 03:22 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
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mjmihalov said:
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niteowl said: So.... smoke some herb but don'tthen go all Bruce Lee on everyone
fixed.
sounds like a good plan to me
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: P-O]
#698823 - 12/13/13 10:24 AM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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All my neighbors are assholes.
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P-O
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#698866 - 12/13/13 01:07 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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UltimateDevotion said: All my neighbors are assholes.
yup same. i dont talk to any of mine unless there is a issue (there has been a few.... mostly about my dogs)
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UltimateDevotion
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: P-O]
#698878 - 12/13/13 01:36 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Fuck em
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PoloDown
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: UltimateDevotion]
#698880 - 12/13/13 01:50 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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UltimateDevotion said: Fuck em
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iStoner
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: PoloDown]
#698897 - 12/13/13 05:00 PM (11 years, 1 month ago) |
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Don't be afraid to get a bit weird when you're smoking the ganja, it's all good.
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TheFunk
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: PoloDown]
#699302 - 12/15/13 10:04 PM (11 years, 29 days ago) |
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PoloDown said:
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TheFunk said: So, you're afraid to smoke socially because your hands start to do martial arts when your stoned?
Me and my friends used to do slow motion fighting when we were stoned. It felt like kicking ass under water, it was great. Now I've built up my tolerance, that shit doesn't happen anymore. Maybe you should smoke by yourself every night for like four nights in a row prior to smoking with your neighbor; build up your tolerance so you can control your hands better and keep them from roundhouse kicking that poor deadhead in the face with a sword.
Yup, that's it. But a lot slower and more like the matrix than always sunny. But not too unlike always sunny. Slow Motion Fighting, people. Check it out.
For your health.
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P-O
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Re: All my neighbors here in Washington state are smoking pot now [Re: TheFunk]
#699356 - 12/16/13 10:45 AM (11 years, 28 days ago) |
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fuck i love that show..... so many lulz
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