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 andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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 I got a fucking ticket 
#77012 - 07/09/08 04:30 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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At least the cop is not on my ball sack like last time. Fucker is drowning in his own blood now.
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 Tangerines
Grease Wizard
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77014 - 07/09/08 04:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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fondacox
 
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Tangerines]
#77018 - 07/09/08 04:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I asked a cop if he wanted to taste my salty nuts on Saturday.
I was eating salted nuts when we hit a road block. He busted me licking my fingers and started joking with me. Too bad I'm not a guy, it would have been way more funny.
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coda
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: fondacox]
#77027 - 07/09/08 04:57 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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lol. They do sobriety checkpoints in canada?
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Justice_Fish
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: coda]
#77043 - 07/09/08 05:51 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yup.
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blunt master
up in smoke
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Justice_Fish]
#77137 - 07/09/08 08:10 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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whatd you get a ticket for??
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
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Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: blunt master]
#77157 - 07/09/08 08:35 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
blunt master said:
whatd you get a ticket for??
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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kidaihuan
Married to an Asian
Registered: 04/20/08
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77169 - 07/09/08 08:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Suspicion of mischief.
Driving around with deployed airbags.
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Sativus
Brosef Knecht
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Posts: 2,486
Loc: PNW
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: blunt master]
#77185 - 07/09/08 08:53 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
blunt master said:
whatd you get a ticket for??
It mighta had something to do with the corpse in the trunk... the news story gave andy an idea.
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Sativus]
#77205 - 07/09/08 09:14 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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It was a parody of Tang's successful I Got A Tick thread.
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blunt master
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77216 - 07/09/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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oh yeah i just got that now
i didnt read his thread before
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Ombient
ɥɐɹq ɹǝqos
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77263 - 07/09/08 10:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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spread your cheeks and lift your sack
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Ombient]
#77264 - 07/09/08 10:21 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i can't wait to hear that one again. 
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
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Posts: 10,990
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: MFDoom666]
#77268 - 07/09/08 10:24 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Maybe Omni is up to the task.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77320 - 07/09/08 10:47 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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last ticket i got was $420
4 crossing double yellow line
but hey at least i didnt get another dui cuz i was sooooo blazed
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andyistic
We got them veenoms!
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 10,990
Loc: On the Lot
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77327 - 07/09/08 10:49 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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The only tickets I get are parking tickets, because the Parking Enforcement dudes who drive around in their mini carts are complete douchebags.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: andyistic]
#77344 - 07/09/08 10:52 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i used to get parking tickets all the time
but now im beter about waking up at 6am smoking a bowl
moving my car
smoking a bowl
then goin bak 2 sleep
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still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: Coaster]
#77352 - 07/09/08 10:54 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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i have 1.5k in traffic tickets right now
thank god im getting hooked up
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Coaster
I'm Back Baby
Registered: 04/23/08
Posts: 25,306
Loc: Sativa Central
Last seen: 13 years, 7 months
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77530 - 07/09/08 11:37 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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u mean hooked up as far as dr00gz or with the law 2 pay those tix
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usg543
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Re: I got a fucking ticket [Re: still beLIEve]
#77531 - 07/09/08 11:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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