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 m00nshine
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 Roommates 
#738449 - 07/01/14 11:18 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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They suck , don't they?
I especially hate the ones who leave outside doors open.
And I hate when they eat my food, goddamn savages.
To top it all off my cat has been missing for two days because someone left the door open.
If something happens to my other cat I swear there's going to be a murder suicide. 
I would have already wiled, but a couple of them know things about me.
Fuck roommates!
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 ZW23
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Registered: 05/21/14
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 Re: Roommates [Re: m00nshine]
#738451 - 07/01/14 11:28 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I have had some of the dumbest roommates.
This one fat fuck that I had as roommate literally did everything in OP + farted every 10 minutes, was self righteous idiot and was scared of "demons". I did beat his ass once for drinking my wine, just because I felt like it lol
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m00nshine
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Re: Roommates [Re: ZW23]
#738452 - 07/01/14 11:32 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh man I wish I could flip the asshole switch but it would be unwise.
I did however write a note on the fridge saying I would show people how to lock the door if they needed help lol. I hope they feel like idiots.
One guy is already late with the rent and he's the type who doesn't want to pay bills.
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ZW23
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Re: Roommates [Re: m00nshine]
#738454 - 07/01/14 11:37 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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This fuck also always wanted to smoke my weed. He was like "yeah man I'm experienced I smoked 2 joints once". I asked him how much effects lasted he paused and was like "ummm 15 minutes"
Well I didn't give him any weed cuz if you are scared of noises at night that they might be "demons", it's likely you would freak the fuck out as soon as ganja hits.
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m00nshine
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Re: Roommates [Re: ZW23]
#738459 - 07/01/14 11:55 AM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Where the hell do these people come from?
I try not to think about it too much because it gets me so angry, but I went to school, have a "good job," and can't even afford my own place.
I wonder if I could in a place like Norway or Sweden? Scandinavia is all the rage now. And America pisses me the fuck off.
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P-O
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Re: Roommates [Re: m00nshine] 1
#738480 - 07/01/14 04:04 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I figured id give you some cheese with your wine 
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m00nshine
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Re: Roommates [Re: P-O]
#738481 - 07/01/14 04:55 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thanks!  I know, I've been bitching all day. 
I LOST MY CAT THO
I immediately got a collar and tag for the other one and am about to go get him micro-chipped.
Got a collar on deck for the lost one, if she ever comes back or if I find her, that is.
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Wonderland
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Registered: 08/25/11
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Loc: Wonderland
Last seen: 10 years, 4 months
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Re: Roommates [Re: m00nshine]
#738486 - 07/01/14 06:08 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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My first room mate was a rapist. Moved out from him
2nd couldnt pay her rent on time. Movef out from that also
First one was lazzzy as fuck and just smoked cigs all day. Didnt do shit. He didnt shower or wash his clothes EVER!!!!
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m00nshine
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Never cleaned his clothes, ever? The fuck....
THE CAT IS BACK
She was at the door when I visited the kitchen a little while ago.
And my other territorial dumbass cat is hissing at her when she's only been gone for like 2 days.
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Deadkndys420
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Re: Roommates [Re: m00nshine]
#738490 - 07/01/14 06:50 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wonderland
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Registered: 08/25/11
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At moonshine
Correct. Never. His clothes reaked of cigs. He was a scum
His bedroom floor was covered with 3' tall of clothes by like 10' long
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KaptKid
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Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 5,615
Loc: Bright Side of the Sun
Last seen: 1 year, 6 days
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Roommates suck.
Glad I got my own place.
Don't even want a woman staying but a day or so. You know go home after were done fucking. Cum again another day.
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m00nshine
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Re: Roommates [Re: KaptKid]
#738616 - 07/02/14 08:36 PM (10 years, 4 months ago) |
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I could get my own place, but then I'm looking at a 2 or 3 hour commute.
I think I'm just going to wait to move in with my future girlfriend to split the rent and whatnot.
Part of "can't afford it" means that I'm saving dough in addition to paying rent, etc.
I could rent my own place around here, but I wouldn't be saving much.
Then, I'd feel like I was working with nothing to show for it.
Shiiiit, I'ma inherit some houses so I really need to not give a fuck about it.
OK, and there we go. 
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m00nshine
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Quote:
Wonderland said:
He was a scum
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