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Harry_Ba11sach
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My roommate is a massage therapist 1
#570525 - 07/07/11 08:36 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Life is fucking awesome. Suck it, homos.
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Stoneth
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#570533 - 07/07/11 08:48 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Lucky you!
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RasJeph
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#570541 - 07/07/11 08:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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"They'll massage your cock for money."
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Why should that mean it isn't real?
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I_AM_SWIM
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#570543 - 07/07/11 08:58 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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so is your roommate of the opposite sex? is he/she the yin of your yang thang?
if so congrats
if not..
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: I_AM_SWIM]
#570547 - 07/07/11 09:03 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I_AM_SWIM said: so is your roommate of the opposite sex? is he/she the yin of your yang thang?
if so congrats
if not..
If you're scared of getting a massage from a dude then you're clearly not comfortable with your own sexuality.
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Shroomofdoom
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#570548 - 07/07/11 09:04 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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I massage myself everynight, and I always get a happy ending.
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I_AM_SWIM
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#570551 - 07/07/11 09:06 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
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I_AM_SWIM said: so is your roommate of the opposite sex? is he/she the yin of your yang thang?
if so congrats
if not..
If you're scared of getting a massage from a dude then you're clearly not comfortable with your own sexuality.
lol no
ive gotten massages from d00ds and chiks
i'm just joking with you since u said
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Harry_Ba11sach said: Suck it, homos.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: I_AM_SWIM]
#570555 - 07/07/11 09:09 PM (13 years, 6 months ago) |
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But in all fairness, I'm actually glad he's a dude. Girls aren't strong enough to give good massages. Plus if she was hot and I got a boner and started banging my roommate, that's just destined to end in disaster.
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: I_AM_SWIM]
#570883 - 07/09/11 06:07 AM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I_AM_SWIM said: so is your roommate of the opposite sex? is he/she the yin of your yang thang?
if so congrats
if not..
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Data
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Re: My roommate is a massage therapist [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#570944 - 07/09/11 04:50 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
But in all fairness, I'm actually glad he's a dude. Girls aren't strong enough to give good massages. Plus if she was hot and I got a boner and started banging my roommate, that's just destined to end in disaster.
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