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 FRACTALife
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 Worst movie I ever saw 
#656512 - 01/27/13 02:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Rob Zombie's House of a 1000 Corpses
Yes, the directing was phenomenal, and I appreciated the weirdness and trippy nature of the film, it was no average hollywood horror. But the movie was just a shitty exploitation film filled with torture porn and the bad guys never got any justice.
The best thing in the movie was a young Rainn Wilson.
No matter how many bong hits I took I still hated the movie.
Not to mention it was sexist, which made me hate it almost more than everything else, the scene toward the beginning of the film where the girls totally should of escaped but they just sat their screaming "help me" while their boyfriends got the shit beat out of them. They were in the backseat of the car and they could have gotten in the front, locked the doors, ran over the bad guys and drove away. It was fun to watch while baked and chilling but it was a waste of film, Rob obviously has some talent, but he wastes in on torture porn with no meaning. 
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Manitou
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 Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: FRACTALife]
#656514 - 01/27/13 02:21 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Wrath of the titans was the worst movie I ever seen, all the fuckin money went to the special effects, the story was total bullshit, dialogs were so retarded, it was a fuckin movie for douchebags who can't understand a semi-complex story...
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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 nannybooboo
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: FRACTALife]
#656516 - 01/27/13 02:24 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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More movies should have bad guys get away with shit. The Devil's Rejects is one of my favorite movies, but there's wayyy sicker stuff out there.
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81renaissance
Coachella '13 KKOTY
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: nannybooboo]
#656518 - 01/27/13 02:30 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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I thought House of 1000 Corpses was an EXCELLENT horror flick.
The Devil's Rejects on the other hand was a total afterthought piece of shit. Like it was trying to make a reality TV show out of the characters in HO1000C...the whole point of the first one is that the bad guys are totally inhuman, and it lessens them to have the second film just focus on the shit they do. 
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"So it goes."
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BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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nannybooboo
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I haven't even seen House of a 1000 Corpses 
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81renaissance
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: nannybooboo]
#656526 - 01/27/13 03:23 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Oh man. If you liked the Devil's Rejects, watch ho1000c...it blows the sequel away.
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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owngrown
cultivator of herb
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i think zombie did exactly wat he wnted and made a great rob zombie film
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GreenHorns
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: owngrown]
#656573 - 01/27/13 09:43 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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yeah i saw most of it at a neighbors place and i was just offended the whole time,but im just not into super graphic gore and torture. Birdemic was something awful special. it's a cinematic bad cover of Hitchcock's Birds. so funny.
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81renaissance
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: GreenHorns]
#656643 - 01/28/13 10:49 AM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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If you want to see a hilariously bad horror flick, watch "Sleepaway Camp"!
If you've ever seen Wet Hot American Summer, some of the jokes in that come from Sleepaway Camp.
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"So it goes."
-Kurt Vonnegut
BlueBerry_Swisher said:I want French fries. No, I want a penis French. Thank you. I'm so excited. I can not contain myself. Now I eat chocolate. It is so good. I'm trying to rub it all over myself. And then lick. Now I need a hot shower. The end.
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Nothing Is
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: FRACTALife]
#656649 - 01/28/13 11:50 AM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Torture porn and the bad guys winning are the good points. I hate how Hollywood always feels like there has to be some faggy positive message.
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TomCollins
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: Nothing Is]
#656650 - 01/28/13 12:19 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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John Carter. 
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andyistic said:
Ok so let me bring you idiots up to speed.
The admins are tired of this shitfest being made the joke of the weed community on the Internet.
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legit
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: TomCollins]
#656671 - 01/28/13 03:29 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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who would have thought that rob zombie's movie would suck
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Manitou
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: TomCollins]
#656672 - 01/28/13 03:30 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Spency said:
John Carter.
That movie seems to be in the same vibe as Wrath of the Titans, I totally understand how it can sucks
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Pour un instant, j'ai respiré très fort
Ça m'a permis de visiter mon corps
Des inconnus vivent en roi chez moi
Moi qui avait accepté leurs lois
J'ai perdu mon temps à gagner du temps
J'ai besoin de me trouver une histoire à me conter
Pour instant j'ai oublié mon nom
Harmonium - Pour un instant
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Picklez
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: FRACTALife]
#656678 - 01/28/13 03:50 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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I liked them both 
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CrayolaHalls
Dreams of Oceans
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: FRACTALife]
#656685 - 01/28/13 04:08 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
FRACTALife said:
Rob Zombie's House of a 1000 Corpses
Yes, the directing was phenomenal, and I appreciated the weirdness and trippy nature of the film, it was no average hollywood horror. But the movie was just a shitty exploitation film filled with torture porn and the bad guys never got any justice.
The best thing in the movie was a young Rainn Wilson.
No matter how many bong hits I took I still hated the movie.
Not to mention it was sexist, which made me hate it almost more than everything else, the scene toward the beginning of the film where the girls totally should of escaped but they just sat their screaming "help me" while their boyfriends got the shit beat out of them. They were in the backseat of the car and they could have gotten in the front, locked the doors, ran over the bad guys and drove away. It was fun to watch while baked and chilling but it was a waste of film, Rob obviously has some talent, but he wastes in on torture porn with no meaning.
I didn't like ho1000c and thought Devils Rejects was just an attempt to please fan-boys. I enjoy torture porn, snuff films, hardcore horror, Miike stuff, etc... I thought both of these movies were over hyped and didn't deliver. Maybe the end of ho1000c was ok, but the rest of the movie sucked.
The stupid women in the car scene just foreshadowed the cliches to come. Not sure if it is sexist, but it is a very overdone event in horror. Totally unoriginal.
Some of the Zombie music has been cool, but his films show serious lack of creativity and inspiration.
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Nothing Is
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: CrayolaHalls]
#656970 - 01/31/13 03:04 AM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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You've seen and like real snuff films?
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CrayolaHalls
Dreams of Oceans
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: Nothing Is]
#657012 - 01/31/13 08:54 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nothing Is said:
You've seen and like real snuff films?
I should have been more specific. Mock snuff films. Some seem pretty damn real. I guess they could be real. I would watch them even if I knew they were real, but pretty sure its all fake. I think even the old Faces of Death movies were fake.
I keep a constant eye on bestgore.com . I think most of those pics are legit.
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RasJeph
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: CrayolaHalls]
#657017 - 01/31/13 09:15 PM (11 years, 9 months ago) |
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I watched a video called "retard gets mauled by a bear" once. It delivered.
Also, if you guys wanna watch a horrible movie, download the kung fu movie battle wizard. Roll up enough to keep yourself high as Fuck for the duration of the movie and get ready to laugh.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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legit
2lgeti2quit
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: Nothing Is]
#669249 - 05/05/13 12:29 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Nothing Is said:
You've seen and like real snuff films?
who hasn't?
maybe im just a bit of a masochist, and just downright evil person
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still beLIEve
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Re: Worst movie I ever saw [Re: legit]
#669263 - 05/05/13 04:42 AM (11 years, 6 months ago) |
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I've seen far worse movies. I kinda liked it.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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