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 FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
 
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa 
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
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 Holiday list 
#651897 - 12/18/12 09:20 PM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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How are you holidays so far? Have they really started? I don't know! 
I am very baked on this sour diesel 
and also I am drinking some vodka and took a couple mgs of my xanax so I am feelin' pretty nice 
I've been having a good day and have been texting and talking to this girl I knew from high school. I might regret some of the texts I sent. 
Conscience doth make cowards of us all.
Anyway, I need to make a holiday wish list for my crazy catholic side of the family so I decided to make it funny but also want to put down things I will actually need. I would have liked to volcano vaporizer but I couldn't, because I can't make my list TOO obviously about weed. But- if you think of anything else good to add please let me know, because I KNOW I forgot stuff and I am missing stuff:
x-mas list
I ching book
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas book
A device that lets human talk to cat and cats talk to humans
Microscope
Money
Defraction glasses
Burning Man 2013 tickets
gift cards to speedy- SPEEDWAY , ROADSHOW, spencer’s, funky 7, urban outfitters, smoke shop,
the balls that have electricity dancin’ around in them and then you put one finger on it or maybe a few fingers if you are feeling crazy and then you see the little mini bolts of lightning dance over to where yo fingers are at. One of those thangs.
One of them thangs that are filled with little metal spikes and you push your face or your hand on it and then the little metal spikes mold to the shapes of your face or your hand, depending on which one you chose to use.
Books by Terence McKenna, Hunter S Thompson, and Philip K Dick but not any of the books that I have by Terence McKenna because I have already have those, I don’t have any books by Philip K Dick or Hunter Thompson though I don’t think.
Comfortable fluffy pajama pants made of fleece or memory foam or snuggie skin or whatever crazy thangs that they put in there to make them so fluffy and comfortable.
A snuggie
Incense sticks
Skittles, big league chew ORIGNIAL good old fashion pink chewing gum- none of that grape stuff, this Christmas for Christ sake. Monster energy dranks, axe deodorant, chewy cookies, ben and jerry’s ice cream, mikes and ikes, Reisens, Butterfingers, CHEWY Sweet tarts- none of that powdery stuff this is Christmas, cookies n cream hersheys bars, zero bars, air heads, rolos, twizlers- the pull n peel kind maybe I guess, taco bells.
Attatchments for camera like fish eye and weird trippy thangs as such
Shirts with cool thangs on them that I like like The Beatles, Who, Grateful Dead, Obama, The Doors, movies I Lik.
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RasJeph
Psycho Pete
Registered: 01/14/09
Posts: 11,657
Loc: Bumfuckt Egypt
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Lol sounds like you got it covered boss.
Those plasma balls are the shit. If you put a quarter on top and touch it it shocks the fuck out of you. I did it with 2 quarters and a paper inbetween and burnt my name in with electricity.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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 Hawksresurrection
Registered: 12/04/08
Posts: 13,464
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 Re: Holiday list [Re: RasJeph]
#651905 - 12/18/12 09:41 PM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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Hey another post of fractal eating xanax.....
I should start keeping track of the days he's claiming he eats them...
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
-niteowl
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Deadkndys420
Registered: 08/28/12
Posts: 8,703
Loc: █████
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Quote:
hawksapprentice said:
Hey another post of fractal eating xanax.....
I should start keeping track of the days he's claiming he eats them...
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Picklez
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,919
Last seen: 10 years, 6 months
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I'm enjoyin' them
working the next 2 days then off for 2.
Got to get my bike painted and put back together so I dont have to walk every where
I already got a lot of my presents. Got a couple of books today to help kill time
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
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Re: Holiday list [Re: Picklez]
#651951 - 12/19/12 02:51 AM (12 years, 9 days ago) |
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I am going to go buy some more food
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
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prob shouldn't, prob sober by now tho
except for the big bowl I just smoked but I always drive stoned
stoned is sober for me 
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FRACTALife
Rust Fuckin' Cohle
Registered: 03/19/10
Posts: 6,838
Loc: Carcosa
Last seen: 7 years, 9 months
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Just smoked a bowl recovering from little to no sleep and too much booze and xanax and some regrets but managed by some mighty lucky power in this universe to maybe get away with this one unscathed 
Maybe I should add the movie Ted and The Master to my list.
Any other recommendations?
I wish I could just say a nice big roor bong or vape. But if I just asked for a 50-100 dollar gift card for Amazon do they sell good bongs/pieces or vapes there? Any other sites like that? 
And what should I buy for my family?
Edited by FRACTALife (12/19/12 05:05 PM)
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