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 P-O
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 Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by?  [Re: m00nshine]
#628133 - 06/16/12 11:36 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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I might have to do a drug test soon...
can they detect its synthetic urine (job drug test)?
so the flush drinks are garbage ?
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still beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: P-O]
#628160 - 06/17/12 06:27 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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flush drinks are as simple as take b vitamins, creatine and drink a lot of fluids, save 30$
synthetic urine is good as far as i know
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: P-O]
#628167 - 06/17/12 09:24 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
PositiveOutlook said:
I might have to do a drug test soon...
can they detect its synthetic urine (job drug test)?
so the flush drinks are garbage ?
DO NOT GET A DRINK!!! thats spending money to fuck up a test. spend money on synthetic urine. labs can NOT tell its fake!!! perfect pH, gravity, creatinine level, etc. you cant go wrong, unless you get the temp too hot or too cool. but its pretty easy. get some tight workout shorts to wear so you can keep the bottle tucked next to your balls.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze] 2
#628257 - 06/17/12 09:45 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Drink worked for me 
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m00nshine
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#628344 - 06/18/12 05:14 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
Drink worked for me
Yeah, they worked for me like 10 times I think.
It helps when you follow the directions....
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#628367 - 06/18/12 08:38 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Go in the bathroom and turn on the hot water and steam all the thc out of your skin and then get outside and run five miles keep exercising hardcore but dont exercise the day before your test and drink hell of cranberry juice and all day before your test continue to hydrate heavily and you'll pass - i know dis i passed a military drug test in four days and they sent that shit to a lab to analyze it
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birdbrain92
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: birdbrain92]
#628368 - 06/18/12 08:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Or an easier method you could use, is have somebody piss in a pill bottle for you at least an hour before your test, wear boxer briefs they have a secret pocket by your dick
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birdbrain92
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: birdbrain92]
#628370 - 06/18/12 08:49 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Lastly i wanted to mention they arent allowed to watch your fluid leave your body as a civilian you have a right to your own privacy
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: birdbrain92] 1
#628416 - 06/19/12 09:06 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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birdbrain92 said:
Go in the bathroom and turn on the hot water and steam all the thc out of your skin and then get outside and run five miles keep exercising hardcore but dont exercise the day before your test and drink hell of cranberry juice and all day before your test continue to hydrate heavily and you'll pass - i know dis i passed a military drug test in four days and they sent that shit to a lab to analyze it
They send ALL piss tests to a lab to analyze it. That's where analysis gets done. What did you think, that they just taste it and go "Oh yeah, he's clean."?
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birdbrain92 said:
Lastly i wanted to mention they arent allowed to watch your fluid leave your body as a civilian you have a right to your own privacy
This is not true. Your constitutional right to privacy completely doesn't apply here. You're applying for a job with a private institution, you're more than welcome to exercise your right to privacy and NOT pee into the cup, but then you won't get the job. You however can waive those rights in the pursuit of employment. You can NOT choose to pee into the cup, but tell them how you want to do it because of privacy.
I'm constantly amazed at how my friends in the military spout off American laws and ethics like they're Harvard law scholars, but don't actually have a grasp on what the rights really entail.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#628538 - 06/20/12 12:28 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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They send ALL piss tests to a lab to analyze it. That's where analysis gets done. What did you think, that they just taste it and go "Oh yeah, he's clean."? - Dude you dont know what your talking about! Majority of drug test's administered don't get sent to the lab. Only government jobs have to get their piss closely examined. And you totally misinterpreted what i was saying by "they cant watch the fluid leave your body" I didnt say anything about refusing a drug test idiot obviously they wouldn't hire someone in that situation. What i was saying is when they are giving you the drug test, they are not allowed to watch the piss come out of your dick unless your in the gay military which then they have the authority to/ Make sense of known facts before you go on to criticize what your completely misinformed and incorrect about
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: birdbrain92]
#628547 - 06/20/12 01:43 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING FUN ON THE WEEKEND?~!
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: birdbrain92]
#628607 - 06/20/12 03:43 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
birdbrain92 said:
They send ALL piss tests to a lab to analyze it. That's where analysis gets done. What did you think, that they just taste it and go "Oh yeah, he's clean."? - Dude you dont know what your talking about! Majority of drug test's administered don't get sent to the lab. Only government jobs have to get their piss closely examined. And you totally misinterpreted what i was saying by "they cant watch the fluid leave your body" I didnt say anything about refusing a drug test idiot obviously they wouldn't hire someone in that situation. What i was saying is when they are giving you the drug test, they are not allowed to watch the piss come out of your dick unless your in the gay military which then they have the authority to/ Make sense of known facts before you go on to criticize what your completely misinformed and incorrect about
Wrong on all counts again, friend. I think you're just not familiar with the common definition of a lab. Anywhere analysis is done is legally registered as a lab. It HAS to be. You literally can NOT get chemical analysis done outside a lab, due to the definition of the word.
And as for the urine leaving your body. Yes. Yes they can watch. And they will if they want to. And if you want to protest it, they will simply say "Your choice, pee in this cup, or you don't get the job."
And then you whip it out and pee, with them standing there. Or you don't get the job.
Edited to say: it's very unlikely that for an employment screening you will be subjected to scrutiny of that magnitude, but the point is that they CAN if they want to. For probation or similar situations, it's more likely.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#628612 - 06/20/12 04:07 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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I had a friend who they watched him piss for just a job. Shameful shit.
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Dude she isn't as young as she use to be.
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Hawksresurrection]
#628615 - 06/20/12 04:22 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Yup, it's supid, but they can do it.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#628637 - 06/20/12 05:37 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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When I was on probation they watched me while I gave them my sample.
However, whenever I took a test for employment, they never watched me.
I'll always recommend the drink; it has always worked for me.
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P-O
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#628641 - 06/20/12 06:01 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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so they would watch the piss come out for your dick? or just stand behind you?
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Nothing Is
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: P-O]
#628663 - 06/20/12 07:38 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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PositiveOutlook said:
so they would watch the piss come out for your dick? or just stand behind you?
it depends on the fucking situation and the personality of the person
sometimes they take a side view and watch the piss come right out of your fucking dick or even your cunt if you have one
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m00nshine
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: P-O]
#628665 - 06/20/12 07:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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They watched the piss come out of my dick.
Their bathroom had mirrors on all of the walls.
They would either stare directly at my junk or view it from the mirror, depending on which CO was watching me.
Don't get arrested, it sucks 
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#628688 - 06/20/12 11:02 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Don't get arrested, it sucks
 Hell Yes
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Tina
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: KaptKid]
#628812 - 06/21/12 09:22 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Certo worked for me.
Once a month for 3 years.
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