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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
    #626772 - 06/09/12 03:10 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

a marinol prescription

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
    #626773 - 06/09/12 03:12 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

but, since you probably can't get that, but i suggest TRYING, go to a head shop and buy some fake piss. that stuff works if you follow the directions. DO NOT BUY ANY DRINKS!!! THEY DONT WORK!!!

synthetic urine = PASS

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shr0000ooooms]
    #626785 - 06/09/12 03:59 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea, that never worked for me and i dont have much body fat. it didnt matter what i did, i could never get myself to piss clean even after drinking more than a gallon of water. i spent over 200 dollars on THC tests to figure out how i could get myself to trick one.

i learned that i cant.

dont rely on the drinks to get you to pass. get the synthetic urine and follow the directions! its already made, it comes with a heat pack. put it the microwave, then put the heatpack on it, strap it to your leg, and go take the test.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve]
    #626799 - 06/09/12 06:53 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

yea they dont fuck around. probation and parole make you show them your dick. pull your pants down and your shirt up, then turn around and piss in a cup.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
    #626811 - 06/09/12 09:29 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

you fuck around with P&P you get locked up. no questions asked.

too bad for them i have a MARINOL prescription now. so yea, ill piss dirty for THC. but this time its legal, BITCH.

can't touch this


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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Nothing Is]
    #626844 - 06/10/12 09:37 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Nothing Is said:
Quote:

Pilze said:
you fuck around with P&P you get locked up. no questions asked.

too bad for them i have a MARINOL prescription now. so yea, ill piss dirty for THC. but this time its legal, BITCH.

can't touch this






How do you know they don't have some way to test for something that's in weed but not marinol? I know they have drug tests that can separate Xanax from Valium. Plus, if the volume exceeds what it should from the marinol script they'll lock your shit up for that too.




for marijuana tests, there isn't a test for anything but THC and it's metabolite, so that makes it impossible for them to determine if it was marinol or marijuana. as for the level in my system, it won't matter. they'll get to the EMIT test and see that im failing for drugs that i am prescribed, legally. if they DID want to spend the money and go gc/ms, the THC level only levels off. they cant prove anything. its medication for me.

ive had cameras down my throat and up my ass throughout the years, i'm sick every morning, i have trouble eating and with nausea, not to mention benzo withdrawal. i've been constantly misdiagnosed, and fed insane drugs by "doctors" which have actually fucked my life up pretty good. IE, being a benzodiazapine addict because doctors said i had anxiety. i really dont give a shit about marijuana laws anymore. if they want to lock me up again for having THC in my system WHILE having a prescription for it, then fuck them. ITS ON WHEN I GET OUT!!!

i'm not going down without a fight. what the fuck is wrong with trying to live a comfortable life NOT on benzos or amphetamines???

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: King Koopa]
    #626970 - 06/11/12 09:32 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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King Koopa said:
I would never risk a urinary exam while on probation, if you're not mature enough to be responsible while your freedom is at stake, then you deserve the consequence.




no one deserves to get LOCKED UP for drug use. i dont give a shit if someone is on probation or not. thats a stupid ass comment. go do time and then come out and tell me if you think the same thing.

jackass.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: King Koopa]
    #627051 - 06/11/12 03:35 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

i see where you're coming from. everyone plays the game a little differently. they have it. it changes from place to place and situation to situation.

i know a lot of people who violate their SIS probation to go to the DOC and do a little time so they come out on parole. that way every day counts and they cant revoke your shit.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
    #627473 - 06/13/12 07:21 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
Dude

I didn't even read the replies in this thread, because I KNOW what works...

All you need is 48 hours of sobriety

Buy one of those "cleansing" drinks from GNC.

Don't mention that you're taking a test or they won't sell you the shit.

Drink it in the morning on the day of the test.

Keep drinking water.

Piss like 4-6 times before you go to take the test.

Then, give a mid stream sample.

Shit works, dawg. Did it for gubbment tests and passed every time.




this is what kids who have no idea what theyre talking about say.

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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
    #627479 - 06/13/12 07:47 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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m00nshine said:
:whatever:

My method has worked for me every time, 100%.

Every time I took a test my piss was diluted as fuck and that never showed up on any test.

Keep reading shit online and think you actually know something LMAO




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Pilze said:

this is what kids who have no idea what theyre talking about say.



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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: P-O]
    #628167 - 06/17/12 09:24 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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PositiveOutlook said:
I might have to do a drug test soon...

can they detect its synthetic urine (job drug test)?

so the flush drinks are garbage ?




DO NOT GET A DRINK!!! thats spending money to fuck up a test. spend money on synthetic urine. labs can NOT tell its fake!!! perfect pH, gravity, creatinine level, etc. you cant go wrong, unless you get the temp too hot or too cool. but its pretty easy. get some tight workout shorts to wear so you can keep the bottle tucked next to your balls.

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