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 King Koopa
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 Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by?  [Re: Pilze]  1
#627048 - 06/11/12 03:09 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Pilze said:
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King Koopa said:
I would never risk a urinary exam while on probation, if you're not mature enough to be responsible while your freedom is at stake, then you deserve the consequence.
no one deserves to get LOCKED UP for drug use. i dont give a shit if someone is on probation or not. thats a stupid ass comment. go do time and then come out and tell me if you think the same thing.
jackass.
Been there, done that and I learned from my mistakes. Not only will I never put myself in a position to get arrested, I will never ever choose probation over time. That said, I didn't mean to offend your personal stance on drug laws, but only the decisions you make to protects your liberties. If a person SIGNS for probation, you submit your liberties to the state in order to avert going to jail. Leading me to the point of my previous post, if you were to dismiss the conditions of probation because you felt the law which you're avoiding is unjust, then YOU, put yourself into a position in which it would be YOUR fault if such conditions would be broken. No one is forced into probation, therefore no one is forced to be drug screened monthly.
I hope that helps you understand why it's stupid to sign for the probation you aren't planning to uphold your end of the deal, not my post.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: King Koopa]
#627051 - 06/11/12 03:35 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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i see where you're coming from. everyone plays the game a little differently. they have it. it changes from place to place and situation to situation.
i know a lot of people who violate their SIS probation to go to the DOC and do a little time so they come out on parole. that way every day counts and they cant revoke your shit.
Edited by Pilze (06/11/12 03:44 PM)
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 still beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze] 2
#627058 - 06/11/12 04:34 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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theres quite a few tards in this thread
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
#627060 - 06/11/12 04:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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King Koopa said:
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Pilze said:
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King Koopa said:
I would never risk a urinary exam while on probation, if you're not mature enough to be responsible while your freedom is at stake, then you deserve the consequence.
no one deserves to get LOCKED UP for drug use. i dont give a shit if someone is on probation or not. thats a stupid ass comment. go do time and then come out and tell me if you think the same thing.
jackass.
Been there, done that and I learned from my mistakes. Not only will I never put myself in a position to get arrested, I will never ever choose probation over time. That said, I didn't mean to offend your personal stance on drug laws, but only the decisions you make to protects your liberties. If a person SIGNS for probation, you submit your liberties to the state in order to avert going to jail. Leading me to the point of my previous post, if you were to dismiss the conditions of probation because you felt the law which you're avoiding is unjust, then YOU, put yourself into a position in which it would be YOUR fault if such conditions would be broken. No one is forced into probation, therefore no one is forced to be drug screened monthly.
I hope that helps you understand why it's stupid to sign for the probation you aren't planning to uphold your end of the deal, not my post.
Koops you've been making a pile of high quality posts recently. 
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still beLIEve said:
No shit.
theres quite a few tards in this thread
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thelivingfreekshow said:
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Harry_Ba11sach said:
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You are right...but if everyone refused them, that reality could change. Ive also heard a few places in addition to your urine, also want your facebook password....where will it end?
Ok, when you get offered a job that pays $75,000 a year but you have to pee in a cup in order to get hired, you can tell them to fuck off.
I, on the other hand, will just pee in the cup and take the awesome job.
i would tell them to fuck off. Principles over money, anyday.
Well when your parents stop paying for rent and gas money for you, come back and talk to me. Quite different when a couple extra bucks actually makes the difference between eating and not.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#627077 - 06/11/12 09:42 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Im 33 years old, havent lived off "mom and dad" since i was 16, sorry bro. Got a house, a new car and all without anyones help, or by pissing into a cup. I dont even leave my house to go to work, sweet isnt it?
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still beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: thelivingfreekshow]
#627079 - 06/11/12 09:53 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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pics or it didnt happen
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve] 1
#627085 - 06/11/12 10:42 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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I'm afraid that if I ever get caught for possessing and/or growing shrooms that I will be put in a position where I won't have access to the only medicine that works when other medicine won't and I will be forced to live in excruciating suicidal chronic pain.
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thelivingfreekshow
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve]
#627454 - 06/13/12 06:23 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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still beLIEve said:
pics or it didnt happen
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Shifty]
#627458 - 06/13/12 06:27 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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Dude
I didn't even read the replies in this thread, because I KNOW what works...
All you need is 48 hours of sobriety
Buy one of those "cleansing" drinks from GNC.
Don't mention that you're taking a test or they won't sell you the shit.
Drink it in the morning on the day of the test.
Keep drinking water.
Piss like 4-6 times before you go to take the test.
Then, give a mid stream sample.
Shit works, dawg. Did it for gubbment tests and passed every time.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#627460 - 06/13/12 06:33 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's kind of the same thing I was talking about, except I got it from the stoner store.
I think it was 3 days.
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still beLIEve
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#627461 - 06/13/12 06:35 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Dude
I didn't even read the replies in this thread, because I KNOW what works...
All you need is 48 hours of sobriety
Buy one of those "cleansing" drinks from GNC.
Don't mention that you're taking a test or they won't sell you the shit.
Drink it in the morning on the day of the test.
Keep drinking water.
Piss like 4-6 times before you go to take the test.
Then, give a mid stream sample.
Shit works, dawg. Did it for gubbment tests and passed every time.
bad advice bro
all tests are different.
shit sure as hell wouldn't work on my tests.
all those drinks do is give you b vitamins to turn your piss yellow, creatin to make sure your levels are still ok, and shit tons of fluid to dilute your screen.
seeing as a lot of tests look for dilutions, your method would not work for all of them.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve]
#627464 - 06/13/12 06:41 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't think so.
It worked for me every time, without fail.
And these were tests I was taking for probation.
One would assume that the state tests would be the hardest to pass, but admittedly I don't know. It's the only time in my life that I've been tested, aside from tests for jahbs.
I stand by what I said.
What kind of tests are you taking? Follicle or some shit? I don't see why my method wouldn't work for you.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#627469 - 06/13/12 07:14 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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STOP SMOKING 
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Pilze
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#627473 - 06/13/12 07:21 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
Dude
I didn't even read the replies in this thread, because I KNOW what works...
All you need is 48 hours of sobriety
Buy one of those "cleansing" drinks from GNC.
Don't mention that you're taking a test or they won't sell you the shit.
Drink it in the morning on the day of the test.
Keep drinking water.
Piss like 4-6 times before you go to take the test.
Then, give a mid stream sample.
Shit works, dawg. Did it for gubbment tests and passed every time.
this is what kids who have no idea what theyre talking about say.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
#627476 - 06/13/12 07:36 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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My method has worked for me every time, 100%.
Every time I took a test my piss was diluted as fuck and that never showed up on any test.
Keep reading shit online and think you actually know something LMAO
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine] 1
#627477 - 06/13/12 07:40 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
My method has worked for me every time, 100%.
Every time I took a test my piss was diluted as fuck and that never showed up on any test.
Keep reading shit online and think you actually know something LMAO
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#627479 - 06/13/12 07:47 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
My method has worked for me every time, 100%.
Every time I took a test my piss was diluted as fuck and that never showed up on any test.
Keep reading shit online and think you actually know something LMAO
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Pilze said:
this is what kids who have no idea what theyre talking about say.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: Pilze]
#627484 - 06/13/12 08:26 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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One of these with bleach in it shoved in the hole that the string comes out of on a pair of sweats.
Use one drop and no more. Use more then one drop and one of two things is gonna happen. They find the bleach or in my case you give the sample of somebody who is clinically dead. (Yeah my po was way fucking pissed on this one. Cost me 3 months) 
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: m00nshine]
#627494 - 06/13/12 09:39 PM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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m00nshine said:
I don't think so.
It worked for me every time, without fail.
And these were tests I was taking for probation.
One would assume that the state tests would be the hardest to pass, but admittedly I don't know. It's the only time in my life that I've been tested, aside from tests for jahbs.
I stand by what I said.
What kind of tests are you taking? Follicle or some shit? I don't see why my method wouldn't work for you.
its for sure true, its not really up for debate.
im not saying it didnt work for you, and cant work for some people.
but to say that THIS IS WHAT WORKS, is just not true.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: Fucking drug test, what are you guys using to get by? [Re: still beLIEve]
#627608 - 06/14/12 08:48 AM (12 years, 5 months ago) |
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I guess you're right; not all tests are the same.
I actually took the time to read this thread yesterday and will agree that synthetic urine is probably your best bet.
I just wanted to share what has worked for me.
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