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RasJeph
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Cooking halp

#622070 - 05/10/12 06:45 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

OK, I'm gonna be straight up and admit that I fucking suck at math. I failed basic math in high school 3 times, finally passed it in summer school. I did manage to pass whatever the basic math requirement was in college though.

That said, I could probably figure this out on my own, I just don't want to take the chance and fuck up.

1½ cups sugar
¾ cup flour
¾ cup cocoa powder
3 eggs
¾ cup butter, melted
¾ cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

OK, I have to reduce the recipe to 1/2 cup butter instead of 3/4. I wanna cut everything else down evenly. So that means I have to take out 1/4 of everything, right?

How the fuck do I take out 1/4 of an egg? :lol:

:lol:

It seems simple enough, because a lot of stuff is 3/4 I just make it 1/2 to keep the same ratio. Does that make 1 and 1/2 into 1 and 1/4?

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Fisherman
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Re: Cooking halp

[Re: RasJeph]
#622071 - 05/10/12 06:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

You can make food naturally, stop clouding your mind and just make the food : )

Math is a natural ability in all living entities, you nuthead, and use nutmeg!

Narw, like, easy shizzles, half of half is 1/4, I know you can do the rest from here

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Re: Cooking halp

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#622072 - 05/10/12 06:55 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

and use the whole egg god damnit ._.

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#622074 - 05/10/12 07:19 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

somtimes strawberry and chewing gum made of rainbow poo is nice with crosaints too.

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P-O

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Re: Cooking halp

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#622083 - 05/10/12 10:01 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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How the fuck do I take out 1/4 of an egg?

use the full egg

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RasJeph
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Re: Cooking halp

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#622084 - 05/10/12 10:05 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

:lol:

I thought so.

Thanks doods. I'll take pics of my brownies when they're done. I don't feel motivated today, but soon :bongload:

:bongload:

Brownies are one of the most difficult things to look pretty though haha.

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Re: Cooking halp

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#622096 - 05/10/12 11:08 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Actually you'd have to take out 1/3 of everything.

Because you have 3/4 and you want to reduce it to 2/4 (one half).
That means you have to take away one of three (1/3).
So you take only two eggs.

:waaaaaaargh:

:waaaaaaargh:

Edit: Ah yes and that would be
one cup of sugar,
1/2 cup of all the other ingredients
and two eggs.
:yay:

:yay:

Boy, imagine how bad you would have fucked up

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Edited by sidetwist (05/10/12 11:19 AM)

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#622099 - 05/10/12 11:35 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

o.o

Thats a weird brownie.

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Re: Cooking halp

[Re: Fisherman]
#622105 - 05/10/12 11:50 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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Fisherman said:
somtimes strawberry and chewing gum made of rainbow poo is nice with crosaints too.

:brilliant:

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#622107 - 05/10/12 11:54 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

for the lulz, I love this place :b

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RasJeph
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Re: Cooking halp

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#622108 - 05/10/12 12:07 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Quote:

sidetwist said:
Actually you'd have to take out 1/3 of everything.

Because you have 3/4 and you want to reduce it to 2/4 (one half).
That means you have to take away one of three (1/3).
So you take only two eggs.

Edit: Ah yes and that would be
one cup of sugar,
1/2 cup of all the other ingredients
and two eggs.

Boy, imagine how bad you would have fucked up

:facepalm:

I'm glad you posted :rofl:

:rofl:

Thanks

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#622111 - 05/10/12 12:28 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

Hahahaha!! I just saw this and was like "Noooo, he's gonna fuck up his brownies!" :ilold:

:ilold:

Then I saw sidetwist set ya straight, and I was all :hi5:

:hi5:

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Re: Cooking halp

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#622112 - 05/10/12 12:30 PM (12 years, 8 months ago)

but brownies are alive man....godamnit

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Re: Cooking halp

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#622273 - 05/12/12 04:12 AM (12 years, 8 months ago)

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PositiveOutlook said:
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How the fuck do I take out 1/4 of an egg?

I use a chainsaw when i quarter up eggs

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Re: Cooking halp

[Re: RasJeph]
#622296 - 05/12/12 11:07 AM (12 years, 7 months ago)

When in doubt eye that shit out. :stoned:

:stoned:

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