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No Fail Firecrackers
#584293 - 09/07/11 01:19 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Okay, I need a recipe for a no fail firecracker.
How much weed do I use?
How much peanut butter?
Do I grind the weed and mix it in with the peanut butter first?
How long do I cook it?
What tempature do I cook it at?
How do I keep the peanut butter from dripping?
What kind of crackers should I use?
This needs to work.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584296 - 09/07/11 01:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584297 - 09/07/11 01:35 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Get two ritz crackers. mix .5-1 gram of weed with natural peanut butter. or something with the highest fat you can find. put the mix onto the cracker. wrap cracker in foil. let sit for a little bit, then put the foiled up crackers directly in a preheated oven. 300 degrees, for 30 minutes. let cool, then eat
i've told you this before, but you decided to only cook them for 10 mintues.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584298 - 09/07/11 01:40 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584300 - 09/07/11 01:49 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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All the recipes call for 20 to 30 min.
If I had the Ritz crackers I'd try this right now.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584313 - 09/07/11 02:55 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I don't want to pre-bake the cannabis, that seems stupid. But the rest sounds good.
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iStoner said: Get two ritz crackers. mix .5-1 gram of weed with natural peanut butter. or something with the highest fat you can find. put the mix onto the cracker. wrap cracker in foil. let sit for a little bit, then put the foiled up crackers directly in a preheated oven. 300 degrees, for 30 minutes. let cool, then eat
i've told you this before, but you decided to only cook them for 10 mintues.
Does the peanut butter get liquidy? If I make them tonight and put them in the fridge will they be good for tomorrow morning.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584314 - 09/07/11 02:57 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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no it doesn't get liquidy, all you would have to do is wait like 5 or 10 minutes and it'll be fine. If you want though, you could put them in the fridge and eat them in the morning.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584321 - 09/07/11 03:08 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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when I baked them for only ten minutes the peaunut butter metled into liquid. Was I using too much pb?
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584335 - 09/07/11 03:50 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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You were probably using the wrong type of peanut butter.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: mellowfellow]
#584337 - 09/07/11 03:56 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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and make sure you wrap it tightly in the foil. Use jiff or something mainstream.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife] 1
#584448 - 09/07/11 06:12 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Firecrackers are never a "clean" treat in my experience. They are not dry like cookies or crackers. They are a bit messy to eat. I like to toss the in a bowl with two scoops of a good vanilla bean ice cream. The advice posted here to keep them wrapped tight is good, as it helps keep the pb contained and makes a type of mold for it to solidify in again.
I don't have any clue how to measure it, but I can tell you that you do want a bit of a heat soak to allow the oils from the pb to really mix well with the herb. I would not cook these for less than 20 minutes.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner] 1
#584450 - 09/07/11 06:18 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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as long as the fat content is high it shouldn't really matter on what brand of peanut butter.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: nannybooboo]
#584453 - 09/07/11 06:22 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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nannybooboo said: as long as the fat content is high it shouldn't really matter on what brand of peanut butter.
i say this because, i've seen people use some peanut butter that just didn't work well.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584459 - 09/07/11 06:52 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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My recommendation it to use graham crackers they are larger and taste better
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: CosmicFool]
#584462 - 09/07/11 07:21 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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they taste like shit, so i use ritz so i can eat them as fast as i can.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584466 - 09/07/11 07:51 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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iStoner said: they taste like shit
yes yes, they do
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: iStoner]
#584467 - 09/07/11 07:53 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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I am using organic peanut butter that is 16g fat. I'm going to have to eyeball the bud, but I'll go heavier instead of lighter. I'll use the recipe you guys said.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584475 - 09/07/11 09:02 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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its pretty easy and involved common sense.
i think 300 is too high.
i do like 250 degrees for 20 minutes.
mix the bud in the PB. spread on as many crackers as you need. and cook.
its pretty simple really.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584500 - 09/07/11 10:28 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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Culinary forum needs more traffic
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FRACTALife
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well I made them I put a pretty good amount of amazing cannabis in a shot glass of peanut butter, layered on each other and stirred it up. I used that mix to on four different ritz crackers and some cheddar cheese too. I wrapped each cracker in tinfoil and put them in the oven at 300 for 25-30 minutes. They look great and I am storing them in tinfoil and a little plastic bag in the fridge and will eat one in the morning and smoke a bowl. If one is not enough, I will eat another later. But I feel likke each cracker is going to be pretty potent. I'll update for sure. I just smoked some of the bud I used in the firecrackers and I am breathtakingly high. This is an amazing strain.
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: FRACTALife]
#584505 - 09/07/11 10:32 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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get high.
Edited by Stoneth (09/07/11 10:39 PM)
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Re: No Fail Firecrackers [Re: Tangerines]
#584613 - 09/08/11 12:41 PM (13 years, 5 months ago) |
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So the firecrackers work, it seems to me though that edibles work for longer but aren't as intense so you have to us larger doses of cannabis and then the experience is more powerful cause it's longer and powerful. I took two today two hours apart from each other, probably gonna make a couple more tonight and eat at least two or three tomorrow morning. Still got two left. I'm going to go and toke while listeining to some jams in the shower.
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