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OfflineRasJeph
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fuck horseflies and mosquitos * 1
    #564630 - 06/15/11 01:31 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

blood sucking motherfuckers.

i just smashed a horsefly all over my picture window. it didnt bite me because i know those bastards hurt but shiiiit it was full of blood.

i cant even step out my door when its not windy without a cloud of mosquitos coming after me. cartoon bug cloud style.

i hate things that steal my blood and make me itchy.


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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: FurrowedBrow] * 2
    #564656 - 06/15/11 03:20 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Is there something about swimming and horseflies?

Ever since we were kids, a huge one always buzzes us and tries to sting the fuck out of us. Resulting in lots of screaming and diving underwater and bobbing up and down only coming up to take a breath.

Its funny, people who haven't been around my whole life don't know what to do, but its like an involuntary reaction for me now :lol:


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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Tangerines]
    #564691 - 06/15/11 06:01 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Wasps also seem to seek me out and fuck me up.

I have gotten stung by bees like 30x more than most people I know


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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher]
    #564730 - 06/15/11 08:36 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I have a friend who got lymes disease and bells palsy from a tick.

Those fuckers.


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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: BlueBerry_Swisher] * 1
    #564804 - 06/16/11 06:49 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

See, spiders are the only bugs that don't bother me. Spiders I let live because they eat all the other nasty fuckers that I hate.

Unless a spider is on me, or near my bed when I go to sleep, he gets to live to fight another day.


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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #564809 - 06/16/11 07:03 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Maybe I'm thinking of deer flies then. Because the ones I've been smashing lately aren't those big ones, I think I just call them the wrong thing.

Did you know they can sense carbon dioxide? So if you hold your breath/slow your breathing enough they'll go away? That, and they can't figure out wtf you are if you're wearing a hat. And, if you walk backwards they're easier to kill.

:themoreyouknow:


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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Farmer Joe]
    #564812 - 06/16/11 07:13 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

That beer trick really does work.

I love snails :snail: (we don't have one of those? lameeeeee.)


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