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 RasJeph
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 fuck horseflies and mosquitos  1
#564630 - 06/15/11 01:31 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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blood sucking motherfuckers.
i just smashed a horsefly all over my picture window. it didnt bite me because i know those bastards hurt but shiiiit it was full of blood.
i cant even step out my door when its not windy without a cloud of mosquitos coming after me. cartoon bug cloud style.
i hate things that steal my blood and make me itchy.
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 nannybooboo
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: RasJeph]
#564631 - 06/15/11 01:39 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ticks freak me out the most. Fuckin sheisty ass vampires. Lol, horseflies used to harass me and friends while we swam in a pool as kids.
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: nannybooboo]
#564634 - 06/15/11 01:49 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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yeah, for real! Fuck all those parasites! mosquitos on the golf course horse-flies in the pool. 
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#564638 - 06/15/11 01:57 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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So weird, a horsefly and a mosquito landed on me about five minutes before I came on here and saw this. 
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RasJeph
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: FurrowedBrow] 2
#564656 - 06/15/11 03:20 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Is there something about swimming and horseflies?
Ever since we were kids, a huge one always buzzes us and tries to sting the fuck out of us. Resulting in lots of screaming and diving underwater and bobbing up and down only coming up to take a breath.
Its funny, people who haven't been around my whole life don't know what to do, but its like an involuntary reaction for me now 
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: RasJeph]
#564661 - 06/15/11 04:07 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Upon reading about horseflies I learned about horse guard wasps that paralyze a bunch of horse flies and seals them up with her eggs in a chamber. Fuck yea!
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Tangerines]
#564679 - 06/15/11 05:26 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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wasps 
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Tangerines
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Shaggy420]
#564683 - 06/15/11 05:32 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I'd rather wasps than horseflies. One is a parasitic insect, one is not. Horseflies seek you out. Wasps leave you alone so long as you don't step on their turf.
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RasJeph
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Tangerines]
#564691 - 06/15/11 06:01 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Wasps also seem to seek me out and fuck me up.
I have gotten stung by bees like 30x more than most people I know
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: RasJeph]
#564703 - 06/15/11 06:48 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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For me its the god damned deer flies....they are like the smaller, faster, bitch ass hoe cousin of the horsefly...they live out in the swamp and attack in swarms.
Leeches and ticks are the nastiest things on the planet...I really don't understand what their place in the world is. 
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Data]
#564728 - 06/15/11 08:28 PM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Ticks = disease. Not cool
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RasJeph
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I have a friend who got lymes disease and bells palsy from a tick.
Those fuckers.
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: RasJeph] 1
#564775 - 06/16/11 01:07 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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when it comes to bugs, im a little girl.
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A7X said:
Ticks = disease. Not cool
We have tons of ticks and those lil biting flies here, mainly ticks though
...fuck those lil blood sucking bastards 
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: RasJeph]
#564780 - 06/16/11 01:38 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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I live in Australia, I hear ya.
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: T-Rex]
#564798 - 06/16/11 05:49 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Idk. But spiders are the scariest fucking things in the world. Brown recluse bites eat your flesh, and black widows make you hallucinate, then you die. I hate spiders.
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Quote:
A7X said:and black widows make you hallucinate, then you die.
wow they make u hallucinate?
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RasJeph
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See, spiders are the only bugs that don't bother me. Spiders I let live because they eat all the other nasty fuckers that I hate.
Unless a spider is on me, or near my bed when I go to sleep, he gets to live to fight another day.
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Data]
#564808 - 06/16/11 06:57 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
agmotes165 said:
For me its the god damned deer flies....they are like the smaller, faster, bitch ass hoe cousin of the horsefly...they live out in the swamp and attack in swarms.
lol...you nailed it. a horse fly you can hear coming....and there's usually only one. When i check on my garden i get swarmed by deer flies. You kill 3 of them...and they send in reinforcements. haha no joke those lil fuckers are relentless
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RasJeph
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Re: fuck horseflies and mosquitos [Re: Farmer Joe]
#564809 - 06/16/11 07:03 AM (13 years, 8 months ago) |
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Maybe I'm thinking of deer flies then. Because the ones I've been smashing lately aren't those big ones, I think I just call them the wrong thing.
Did you know they can sense carbon dioxide? So if you hold your breath/slow your breathing enough they'll go away? That, and they can't figure out wtf you are if you're wearing a hat. And, if you walk backwards they're easier to kill.
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