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 SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri 
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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 Damn dude 
#536676 - 03/13/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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So I splurged a bit last night and got a gram of molly. Half for me and half for her. We snort it all in one sitting and are feeling good within 30 mins. We take it to the bedroom, cuddle, kiss and bite, the usual. Then it comes time for the real deal, I unbutton her pants and pull em down only for her to tell me she JUST started her period. Like it literally had started within the 10 mins of foreplay.
FML man.
Rolling+Blue Balls=Bullshit
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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you can still get off.
make it happen.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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Re: Damn dude [Re: MFDoom666]
#536685 - 03/13/11 08:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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She wasnt down for any bootyhole action.
And she has this phobia of sucking dick.
I would rather stick with the blueballs then masturbate on molly.
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MFDoom666
trash hoarder
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 8,842
Loc: emerica
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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word, you'll be fine then.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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 still beLIEve
State Property..Again
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 17,167
Loc: a world thats not my own
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Re: Damn dude [Re: MFDoom666]
#536702 - 03/13/11 10:09 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Ill fucks a girl on her period if I'm with her and its not just some trick. I don't really see the issue.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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Well I am with this girl, have been for almost a year now, and I would be cool with it, because we could have just hopped in the shower afterwards, but she aint down wit it :\
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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Quote:
still beLIEve said:
Ill fucks a girl on her period
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volcomstoner
Just one more xanax
Registered: 03/30/09
Posts: 4,956
Loc: Gaybec
Last seen: 7 years, 1 month
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Quote:
SmokeyMcPot said:
Well I am with this girl, have been for almost a year now, and I would be cool with it, because we could have just hopped in the shower afterwards, but she aint down wit it:\
And why should that stop you?
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Vas donc jouer dans le traffic
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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This girl seems like a total buzzkill. All your getting from her is straight vaginal sex? I bet all she's only up for missionary too. 
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TripityDooDaDay
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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Someone has to say it...
Don't ask, just..
DSHSB! 
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Quote:
TripityDooDaDay said:
Someone has to say it...
Don't ask, just..
DSHSB!
It's the only option imo. Plus, a gf that won't give you a bj? What the fuck is that? She should've hooked you up at least since ya'll were like already in the act and then she stopped, that's fucked up.
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Dephect
Registered: 06/25/08
Posts: 740
Last seen: 3 years, 7 months
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You can give her some heroin. I hear that is a aphrodisiac for girls.
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TripityDooDaDay
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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Re: Damn dude [Re: Dephect]
#536751 - 03/14/11 02:48 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Yeah. Actually it is but, damn, 
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openmind
cannaisseur
Registered: 06/06/08
Posts: 597
Loc: Cannafornia
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You did 500mg of mdma?....
Ouch, I know that's not unheard of but damn that's a lot of molly! So as long as it wasn't cut  .
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Nothing Is
Registered: 05/02/08
Posts: 646
Last seen: 8 months, 9 days
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Quote:
still beLIEve said:
Ill fucks a girl on her period if I'm with her and its not just some trick. I don't really see the issue.
hell yeah
it helps make the period easier on the woman as well
it's all good
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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Yeah for real man, it does kinda suck but she is awesome. I can go without blow jobs. And yeah, I kinda regret doing 500mg, I mean, I felt fucking phenomenal, but the day after I was pretty sure my insides were failing and I almost had to go to the hospital.
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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Quote:
TripityDooDaDay said:
Someone has to say it...
Don't ask, just..
DSHSB!
I have tried to get it in there before dude.
I got donkey kicked into a wall.
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iStoner
Astral Beast
Registered: 06/09/10
Posts: 7,176
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TripityDooDaDay
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 7,600
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Quote:
SmokeyMcPot said:
I have tried to get it in there before dude.
I got donkey kicked into a wall.
OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB.
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SmokeyMcPot
Merry Prankster
Registered: 03/10/11
Posts: 22
Loc: Missouri
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months
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Quote:
TripityDooDaDay said:
Quote:
SmokeyMcPot said:
I have tried to get it in there before dude.
I got donkey kicked into a wall.
OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB.
Hahahaha!
It's actually funny, because I am about 5' 8" and 135 pounds and my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.
It is embarrassing to say to cool people over the internet.
But yes.
She totally could beat the shit out of me.
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