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Damn dude
    #536676 - 03/13/11 08:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

So I splurged a bit last night and got a gram of molly. Half for me and half for her. We snort it all in one sitting and are feeling good within 30 mins. We take it to the bedroom, cuddle, kiss and bite, the usual. Then it comes time for the real deal, I unbutton her pants and pull em down only for her to tell me she JUST started her period. Like it literally had started within the 10 mins of foreplay.
FML man.
Rolling+Blue Balls=Bullshit


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Re: Damn dude [Re: MFDoom666]
    #536685 - 03/13/11 08:59 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

She wasnt down for any bootyhole action.
And she has this phobia of sucking dick.

I would rather stick with the blueballs then masturbate on molly.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #536707 - 03/13/11 10:15 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Well I am with this girl, have been for almost a year now, and I would be cool with it, because we could have just hopped in the shower afterwards, but she aint down wit it :\


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Re: Damn dude [Re: Nothing Is]
    #537012 - 03/14/11 10:33 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah for real man, it does kinda suck but she is awesome. I can go without blow jobs. And yeah, I kinda regret doing 500mg, I mean, I felt fucking phenomenal, but the day after I was pretty sure my insides were failing and I almost had to go to the hospital.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay] * 1
    #537015 - 03/14/11 10:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

TripityDooDaDay said:
Someone has to say it...

Don't ask, just..


























DSHSB! :gethigh:




I have tried to get it in there before dude.

I got donkey kicked into a wall.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #537032 - 03/14/11 11:20 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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TripityDooDaDay said:
Quote:

SmokeyMcPot said:

I have tried to get it in there before dude.

I got donkey kicked into a wall.




OK. Maybe you two have your roles reversed. Perhaps she should DSyourSB. :gethigh:




Hahahaha!
It's actually funny, because I am about 5' 8" and 135 pounds and my girl is 6' 4" and weighs about 170 pounds.

It is embarrassing to say to cool people over the internet.
But yes.
She totally could beat the shit out of me.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: TripityDooDaDay]
    #537044 - 03/14/11 11:44 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I told her some random person on the internet asked me to check for a penis. She doesn't have one. What size strap on do you suggest?


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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #537048 - 03/14/11 11:50 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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still beLIEve said:
6'4 are you fucking kiddin me?

She's 8 inches taller then you bro you prolly need a new girl.




Nah man, I dig a pair of long skinny legs.

I don't understand what height has to do with someone's relationship either.

Alot of our friends though say its a weird match, since I am one of the shortest in the group and she is by far the tallest. I am happy though :smile: there isn't anything I would change about her.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: DungenessDank]
    #537190 - 03/15/11 05:55 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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DungenessDank said:
Quote:

still beLIEve said:
Lol





Also, I'd fuck a tall chick.




Seriously, everyone on here should hook up with a tall girl.

It's pretty exciting.

And as for what BigBudz said.....Oh yeah, I have nothing to say to that.

ShroomofDoom +1 for that clip of Obie :smile: Gave me a good laugh.


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Re: Damn dude [Re: still beLIEve]
    #537272 - 03/15/11 09:35 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

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still beLIEve said:
Well I mean id hook up with a tall girl. But I've over 6 foot.





Well your going to have to find a taller babe then :O


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Re: Damn dude [Re: MR.HEADY]
    #537321 - 03/15/11 11:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago)

I would rather not post a picture of me or my girlfriend on the internet for privacy reasons Mr. Heady, I am sorry :frown:


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