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 CosmicFool
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 Suddenly Zombies!!! 
#534802 - 03/08/11 05:40 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Zombies suddenly crash in through your windows....
the only things you have at your disposable are within arms reach
will you survive
    
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THEBats
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534810 - 03/08/11 05:46 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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ak-47. only have a couple rounds on hand. good thing it came with a bayonet.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Shaggy420
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534813 - 03/08/11 05:50 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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unless i can turn my lighter into a flamethrower im probably dead.
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Tangerines
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534816 - 03/08/11 05:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I live on the second story so the windows are safe.
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CosmicFool
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: Tangerines]
#534821 - 03/08/11 05:57 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm in the dead center of my house so I've got a moment to spare but I'd have to get one room over to reach a sword than perhaps I could make it upstairs to some real weapons
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CosmicFool
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534832 - 03/08/11 06:22 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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RasJeph
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534833 - 03/08/11 06:23 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I'm surrounded with weapons. My foot is actually on a baseball bat. I see a hammer. I think I'd go for the hammer.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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CosmicFool
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: RasJeph]
#534834 - 03/08/11 06:29 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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RasJeph said:
I'm surrounded with weapons. My foot is actually on a baseball bat. I see a hammer. I think I'd go for the hammer.
those sound like messy weapons I'd hate to think you'd be covered in infected blood.
and with the hammer would have to get awfully close
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RasJeph
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534838 - 03/08/11 06:37 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well, I'm assuming the virus isn't spread through blood, just bites. 
Everyone loves to focus on the negative side of zombies. I think they should be applauded for their persistence.
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Of course it's happening inside your head.
Why should that mean it isn't real?
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THEBats
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: RasJeph]
#534839 - 03/08/11 06:38 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Well in common zombie lore now blood to blood contact is a no no. Think aids but as a zombie virus.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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CosmicFool
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: THEBats]
#534843 - 03/08/11 06:46 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
THEBats said:
Well in common zombie lore now blood to blood contact is a no no. Think aids but as a zombie virus.
well it really boils down to what kind of zombie we are talking about.
in a viral or parasitic zombie the blood is as bad as the bite
but a super natural ot toxic zombie it's nothing to worry about
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THEBats
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534847 - 03/08/11 06:52 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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those zombies are too old school. In the 21st century it just seems more realistic for zombies to be of viral or parasitic origin.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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CosmicFool
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: THEBats]
#534849 - 03/08/11 06:58 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
those zombies are too old school. In the 21st century it just seems more realistic for zombies to be of viral or parasitic origin.
super natural zombies define the whole zombie folklore!
look to voodoo and their zombie slaves or look up the zombie drug
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budnectar
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534854 - 03/08/11 07:05 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Unless they can be stopped through fumigation I don't stand a chance 
Then again, I would go for evasive action and save my strength against people who aren't infected and would want to kill/rob me.
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THEBats
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: CosmicFool]
#534864 - 03/08/11 07:14 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
CosmicFool said:
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THEBats said:
those zombies are too old school. In the 21st century it just seems more realistic for zombies to be of viral or parasitic origin.
super natural zombies define the whole zombie folklore!
look to voodoo and their zombie slaves or look up the zombie drug
Yeah I know all that. Which is why I made the comment.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: THEBats]
#534974 - 03/08/11 09:21 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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I would simply persuade the zombie that violence isn't the answer and that he should change his ways and then we would go to the mall.
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T-Rex
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I have a sledge hammer without the hammer (so a big fucking stick) right behind my bed and a hunting knife in my draw. I would definitely survive.
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volcomstoner
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: T-Rex]
#535022 - 03/08/11 10:31 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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IGot loads of guns in the house from pistols to shotguns with boxes of ammo, but none in my room. Got a bow with a quiver full of arrows with 2inch wide broad heads which will fuck em up but only if they are some really slow zombies. Also got a few swords and always keep a knife on me. Also I got a zippo and a big bottle of rubbing alcohol I'm sure I can get creative with
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Vas donc jouer dans le traffic
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auronlives69
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Quote:
FarBeyondDriven said:
I would simply persuade the zombie that violence isn't the answer and that he should change his ways and then we would go to the mall.
i think most people at the mall are already mindless zombies
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Hakim
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: auronlives69]
#535379 - 03/09/11 09:53 PM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
auronlives69 said:
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FarBeyondDriven said:
I would simply persuade the zombie that violence isn't the answer and that he should change his ways and then we would go to the mall.
i think most people at the mall are already mindless zombies
close enough for sure. Anyways I got a sack off quarters next to me. I would quarter slap the shit out of some zombies.
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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Suddenly Zombies!!! [Re: Tangerines]
#535459 - 03/10/11 10:20 AM (13 years, 9 months ago) |
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Tangerines said:
I live on the second story so the windows are safe.
I've got a longsword and cane.
Room over Got a 22. and a 9m. Would have to go downstairs to get the mosin nagant. Probably wouldn't bother due to the sheer number or .22 rounds I have though.
I'd probably die in the initial shock if it was a "OH SHIT ZOMBIES?!?" kind of moment. But I'm one of three 2 story houses on my block so I got a pretty legit Line of sight if I can assemble weapons and fortify the house first.
Also on that note, my windows downstairs are like 5 feet from the ground outside. So I think if I demolish my porch so you have to jump into the front door im pretty fine.
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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes
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