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The boat said:
So I have done some research. I know how to germinate seeds by putting it between wet paper towels and putting a plate or bowl over it. I also know your supposed to get a healthy seed with no cracks/ healthy dark brown/ black color, the green and ones aren't mature and the tan/ light brown ones are dead. After the seeds start to grow a white root type thingy plant it in some soil by stabbing a pencil in it and puting the white root up (or is it down?)
Stab it with a pencil?? Why?? Are you trying to make a shish-kabob? Maybe picking it up with tweezers would be better...
I'm leaning towards getting some soil from a public garden people grow tomatoes in, I hear tomatoes and pot grow similar. Don't worry, i'm not planting it in the garden. I really don't feel like buying soil, but will if I must.
For good quality herb, you must. Fox Farms or happy frog are recommended a lot for new growers. Or you could find a recipe for your own on here by one of the many cultivators on here

Should i plant it in a pot then put the pot in a hole?
you mean put the plastic pot you started the plant in? Put that in the ground with the plant? The point of planting in the ground is to maximize the availability of root space. Most people dig a large (4'x4' or larger) hole for each plant, and fill that hole with their own soil mix.

If so can I use the milk bottle with the top cut off? It would be tons easier honestly.
I would recommend using all the proper equipment for growing. New pots are a negligible cost, and used ones at the greenhouse or flower shop can be free, if you do it right.

I also heard about femalee and male seeds and how you don't want the males cause they wont get you  . I'm not buying feminized seeds or whatever they're called.
why not? These are 99.99% garenteed to be female.
I heard some shit about doing it yourself by putting a peace of banana peel in a paper bag with the seeds. Should I do this or just plant multiple to increase my chances of getting a female?
I'm 95% sure that you cannot do anything to influence gender in a seed after its already been pollinated...

inb4 read grow guides faggot. I would rather have direct info that I can question..

Thanks in advance for the help, I apologize for the n00batory you just had to witness, I realise that I probably just made my self look stupid in ways I can only imagine

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Its not as bad as you think... but at the same time, that was some n00bery...

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Tank333 said:
Haha... Someone found the emoticons...

It's whatever though man. I took the time to break down your post and give you some advise and you said "That's a pain in the ass, I want to do it my way".

So go do it. I can see now why it gets harder and harder for anyone to help people they don't already know on this forum...

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Carcass said:
oops, seems like someone around the topic cannot be cool about any compliments? he had just tried to warn you that this growing process is harder than you think and you should work hard if you want to get successeful results. SMOKE MORE WEED BRO. IT SEEMS YOU HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH STRESS HANDLER MOOD. SMOKE SMOKE SMOKE lalala lalala

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Yeah i guess i kinda read it in an agressive tone for some reason.

Don't worry bro i'm to high to move

and yeah i got my shit in ordor now i think i am gonna buy some soil just cause i really want this to work. i got some ph testing papers (forgot what they are called) and i founds  some pots in my garage that i'll start out on till i can tell if its a dude or chick plant then ill transplant the chicks and fuck up the guys shits. also would you guys recomend useing compost insted of mirical grow and that sorta shit cause i could easily get a compost goin