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 drawde
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 Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee?  [Re: volcomstoner]
#498098 - 11/14/10 10:13 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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volcomstoner said:
I am a man, and I have a penis.
I stand when I'm taking a piss.
This, unless I am too tired/intoxicated to stand.
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 Akava
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
#498141 - 11/15/10 03:08 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sit.
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wholesheet
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Akava]
#498145 - 11/15/10 05:47 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I stand unless i am to drunk or taking a shit.. i hate those toilet seats that won't stay up;; its weird holding the seat up and peeing.. i shit in the woods yesterday, u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..
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CosmicFool
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: wholesheet]
#498149 - 11/15/10 05:57 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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wholesheet said:
i shit in the woods yesterday, u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..
the best tactic for shitting in the woods is to "sit" with you back against a tree.
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wholesheet
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: CosmicFool]
#498151 - 11/15/10 06:10 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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i prefer to squat..
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CosmicFool
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: wholesheet]
#498153 - 11/15/10 06:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
wholesheet said:
i prefer to squat..
Quote:
wholesheet said:
u gotta watch where u r shitting if u r squating. like the man said watch ur coat.. and make sure u don't pee all over ur self..
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psyberpunk
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
#498154 - 11/15/10 06:37 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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TrippyStoner420 said:
i shat on my coat when i tried to take a dump outdoors
I had a defecation emergency once in a park and had to use a Port-A-Potty without toilet paper. Needless to say, I left that park without my underwear, undershirt, socks or baseball cap. It was a sad day.
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: psyberpunk]
#498183 - 11/15/10 08:30 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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MR.HEADY
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
#498202 - 11/15/10 09:27 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bottom line unless your physically unable you should never sit to piss. That is for lil boys and puppies . Men stand and piss it is our birth right!
Beside sitting on a toilet is a unnatural position for us to defecate also ...
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RasJeph
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: MR.HEADY]
#498214 - 11/15/10 10:41 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nothing like pissing outside IMO. Just unzip and let it go. Don't even have to aim the fucker anywhere. Hes free to do his thing.
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spacemonkey69
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: RasJeph]
#498215 - 11/15/10 10:43 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I stand. At work I use the Piss Trough.
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Tina
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: spacemonkey69]
#498226 - 11/15/10 11:33 AM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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wow.
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Acidic_Sloth
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 Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
#498234 - 11/15/10 12:45 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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i sit every time.
unless i'm in the shower, then i stand. 
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#498242 - 11/15/10 03:17 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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I had to shit in a park on holidays at 8 in the morning. I didn't have enough tissue to finish the job so I grabbed some wide looking leaves. Must have been poisonous because my ass was on fire. Burned for a good while walking down the road too. Nice.
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niteowl
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: iStoner]
#498277 - 11/15/10 06:28 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Do you sit or stand when you pee?
It depends.
If I'm in a hurry I'll stand and piss.
If I wake up and I'm tired I'll sit.
or when real drunk
or while taking a shit
or simply cause I gotta piss real bad
and don't feel like standing
So....it depends
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: niteowl]
#498281 - 11/15/10 06:34 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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theres always piss on the seat whenever i sit down to shit. so i couldnt deal up with getting someone eles piss on my ass every time i go to the toilet.
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MFDoom666
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Re: Do you sit or stand when you pee? [Re: Shaggy420]
#498629 - 11/16/10 03:49 PM (13 years, 11 months ago) |
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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