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 Tina
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 how often do you pee the bed? 
#471602 - 09/03/10 07:23 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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i peed in my bed last night for the first time since i was like 7 or 8.... WTF?
sorry to tell yall this, but its just so confusing???????
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Tina]
#471605 - 09/03/10 07:57 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Tina]
#471611 - 09/03/10 08:44 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Tina said:
i peed in my bed last night for the first time since i was like 7 or 8.... WTF?
sorry to tell yall this, but its just so confusing???????
Hahah ummm I don't remember the last time. Were you wasted?
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Tina]
#471662 - 09/03/10 11:13 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: m3kgt]
#471675 - 09/03/10 12:11 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I had a friend a few years ago who got fuckin' blasted one night, passed out on my roomie's couch, and pissed and shit in his sleep.
He then repeated his trick several weeks later.
Needless to say, he was not welcome at the house anymore when he was drunk.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: 81renaissance]
#471731 - 09/03/10 04:06 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can kind of understand urinating yourself after a night of drinking and passing out but shitting yourself? 
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: THEBats]
#471734 - 09/03/10 04:12 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Wetting the bed at an abnormal age is one of the 3 common indicators of a psychopath
(the other 2 are torturing animals, and starting fires)
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: CosmicFool]
#471737 - 09/03/10 04:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I can almost guarantee that's not true by the use of the term psychopath alone.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: CosmicFool]
#471738 - 09/03/10 04:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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my aunt got drunk new years and took a shit on my friends couch, then she passed out.
i could understand peeing though, i mean you have to pee alot while drunk.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: iStoner]
#471742 - 09/03/10 04:25 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: THEBats]
#471744 - 09/03/10 04:28 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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THEBats said:
I can almost guarantee that's not true by the use of the term psychopath alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad
The Macdonald triad (also known as the triad of sociopathy) is a set of three behavioral characteristics that are associated with sociopathic behavior. The triad was first identified by J.M. Macdonald in "The Threat to Kill", a 1963 paper in the American Journal of Psychiatry.[1]
The triad links animal cruelty, obsession with fire setting, and persistent bedwetting past the age of five to violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior.[2] Although other studies have not found statistically significant links between the triad of violence and violent offenders, many serial killers exhibited these behaviors during childhood. Contract killer Richard Kuklinski and serial killer Dennis Rader both engaged in acts of animal cruelty.[3][4]
In a study involving hospitalized patients [Macdonald] focused on patients who had threatened to kill rather than on patients who had killed, although some subjects later committed homicide. His sample consisted of forty-eight psychotic and fifty-two non-psychotic patients. He found that sadistic patients often had three characteristics in common in their childhood histories. These factors... consisted of chronic bedwetting, firesetting, and torturing small animals".[5]
Further studies have suggested that these behaviors are often the product of parental neglect, cruelty or trauma, and that such events in a person's childhood can result in "homicidal proneness".
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Tina]
#471748 - 09/03/10 04:33 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I get drunk and piss the bed once every couple years......same goes for when I dream I'm pissing and wake up right before or during a piss.
Fucking hilarious.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: CosmicFool]
#471749 - 09/03/10 04:35 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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CosmicFool said:
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THEBats said:
I can almost guarantee that's not true by the use of the term psychopath alone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macdonald_triad
The Macdonald triad (also known as the triad of sociopathy) is a set of three behavioral characteristics that are associated with sociopathic behavior. The triad was first identified by J.M. Macdonald in "The Threat to Kill", a 1963 paper in the American Journal of Psychiatry.[1]
The triad links animal cruelty, obsession with fire setting, and persistent bedwetting past the age of five to violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior.[2] Although other studies have not found statistically significant links between the triad of violence and violent offenders, many serial killers exhibited these behaviors during childhood. Contract killer Richard Kuklinski and serial killer Dennis Rader both engaged in acts of animal cruelty.[3][4]
In a study involving hospitalized patients [Macdonald] focused on patients who had threatened to kill rather than on patients who had killed, although some subjects later committed homicide. His sample consisted of forty-eight psychotic and fifty-two non-psychotic patients. He found that sadistic patients often had three characteristics in common in their childhood histories. These factors... consisted of chronic bedwetting, firesetting, and torturing small animals".[5]
Further studies have suggested that these behaviors are often the product of parental neglect, cruelty or trauma, and that such events in a person's childhood can result in "homicidal proneness".
That study is quite outdated, we no longer use the term psychopath in psychology, it was redefined as anti-social personality disorder. Besides all that if you would've continued to read the link you posted you would find out that enuresis, unintentional bed wetting, is NOT linked to sociopathic behavior.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
Edited by THEBats (09/03/10 04:39 PM)
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#471750 - 09/03/10 04:36 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Steve Buscemi said:
I get drunk and piss the bed once every couple years......same goes for when I dream I'm pissing and wake up right before or during a piss.
Fucking hilarious.
Thats disturbing, not hilarious....are you in a relationship? 
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#471753 - 09/03/10 04:40 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Edited by Steve Buscemi (06/17/12 05:24 AM)
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#471754 - 09/03/10 04:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sounds like you dont know how to controll your alcohol very well.
I've never pissed myself and I drink quite often.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#471756 - 09/03/10 04:49 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I drink often and sometimes very heavily. I have never pissd myself or anywhere inappropriate. I guess I have a pretty strong bladder cause 1 of my friends pisses everywhere when he get trashed. Like in the kitchen, on the tv, and even on other fuckin people. 
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: m3kgt]
#471757 - 09/03/10 04:51 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Yeah I guess it just happens to some people.  I've never pissed myself.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Mr. Kite]
#471760 - 09/03/10 04:52 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Edited by Steve Buscemi (06/17/12 05:24 AM)
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Re: how often do you pee the bed? [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#471762 - 09/03/10 04:54 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I never said I could out drink you I said that I drink often and have never pissed myself. Nor have any of my friends.
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