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 Harry_Ba11sach
cannoisseur
Registered: 04/20/08
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Loc: Nepal 
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 How to install a home security system 
#453480 - 07/31/10 11:49 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Bubba,
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
Better wait outside. Be right back.
Cooter"
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 Kilroy
old stoner
Registered: 06/15/10
Posts: 1,347
Loc: Cold as Hell
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#453483 - 07/31/10 11:54 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I love it. TY Harry. Love the sig too, damn you grow some awesome buds.
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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second
You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional
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Stoneth
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
Registered: 10/06/08
Posts: 25,052
Loc: No where ville, USA
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#453484 - 07/31/10 11:55 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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RevThad
Bishop of Buds
Registered: 07/16/10
Posts: 37
Loc: Church of Cannabis
Last seen: 14 years, 3 months
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#453486 - 07/31/10 11:57 AM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Now that there is funny.
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As the Lord finished his work on the 6th day he looked back at all that he created. The Lord sampled some of that fine herb that he placed all around the world. The stativas inspired him and he created the platypus. Realizing that he was stoned off his ass, he put down the tools and took another mighty toke from the heavenly bong and became couchlocked for the entire 7th day.
Hmmm... or something like that.
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Steve Buscemi
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#453491 - 07/31/10 12:13 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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 That one gave me a nice little laugh.
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Kilroy
old stoner
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Posts: 1,347
Loc: Cold as Hell
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Steve Buscemi]
#453520 - 07/31/10 01:06 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I thought of your avatar Harry
I have no idea why it puts two there
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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second
You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional
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ShroomieGirl
Fear and Loathing
Registered: 08/09/08
Posts: 595
Loc: TX
Last seen: 12 years, 7 months
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#453523 - 07/31/10 01:09 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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lol cooter
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Kilroy]
#453526 - 07/31/10 01:15 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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It puts two because you gotta delete like half of the shit you copy and paste when you post a video. It's all good though, I didn't know at first either
I'm just gonna post what I'm listening to right now to show you.
Ok, delete the last 5 lines, all of it. And then, delete the first line, and everything up to the quotations at the http: shit.
Like, what I have posted right now is and a greater than symbol right at the end. Can't type it all out or it'll just post the video again. All you need is like one line of that paragraph it gives you.
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#453527 - 07/31/10 01:16 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Ok, well it did it anyway, just from http://youtube.com and a little bit after that. I'm sure someone else can help you a bit more than I have.
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God
Yahweh
Registered: 09/26/08
Posts: 434
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: FarBeyondDriven]
#453619 - 07/31/10 03:44 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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An even easier way to post youtubes is to hit the "Flash" button (two to the left of the "Smiley" button), then just paste the http://youtube.com URL from your address bar. Growery will resize it for you!
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Kilroy
old stoner
Registered: 06/15/10
Posts: 1,347
Loc: Cold as Hell
Last seen: 14 years, 2 months
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: God]
#453708 - 07/31/10 05:37 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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TY u 2 for the help on that. One of the reason I love this place, very helpful
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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second
You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional
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kyuzo
Stranger Than Fiction
Registered: 07/05/10
Posts: 981
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: Harry_Ba11sach]
#453710 - 07/31/10 05:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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I actually grew up with a guy named Cooter.
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maryanne3087
Stranger
Registered: 06/27/10
Posts: 1,111
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Re: How to install a home security system [Re: kyuzo]
#454034 - 08/01/10 05:42 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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My boys show size is 16, should I still buy some decoy shoes? :p
My friend is living at my "cottage" with my 2 newfoundlanders, a st bernard (the size of a horse), and my doverman. They basically just kill shit and don't eat their regular kebbles. I hate that about living in a big city, can't have my dogs with me.. yet  They also don't have bowls, they drink from the toilet and if I close the door they would probably just break it down. They do however drink from the creek/river near by too, and the blood of prairie dogs.
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