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Kilroy
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Let me see if I have this right

#444478 - 07/10/10 10:36 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

• A JOB,
• A DRIVERS LICENSE,
• SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
• WELFARE,
• FOOD STAMPS ,
• CREDIT CARDS,
• SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
• FREE EDUCATION,
• FREE HEALTH CARE ,
• A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
• BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
• THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
• AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
•

JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION

This was sent to me by a friend. It is meant to be a joke. But their is a lot of truth to it.

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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second

You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional

Edited by Kilroy (07/10/10 10:37 AM)

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Stoneth
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Registered: 10/06/08
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Kilroy]
#444480 - 07/10/10 10:40 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds about right to me. :rofl:

:rofl:

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DungenessDank
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Registered: 05/05/08
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Kilroy]
#444484 - 07/10/10 10:47 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

:lol:

Basically yes, however there is a lot more going on there than can be expressed in a short email.

Greatest damn country in the gotdang world.

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elcharrosays

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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Kilroy]
#444509 - 07/10/10 11:34 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

• A JOB,

and a LOT of them also pay taxes so therefor there's no reason to bitch about the rest of the stuff below.

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. Try working as hard as a mexican for a while and then you can talk.

Don't forget who this country originally belonged to before we stole it.

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DungenessDank
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: elcharrosays]
#444516 - 07/10/10 11:38 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

elcharrosays said:
Quote:

• A JOB,

Try working as hard as a mexican for a while and then you can talk.

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FRACTALife
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Registered: 03/19/10
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Kilroy]
#444531 - 07/10/10 11:58 AM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I fucking hate borders. We all belong to one country- called the fucking universe! :facepalm:

:facepalm:

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DieselB
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: elcharrosays]
#444533 - 07/10/10 12:05 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

elcharrosays said:
Quote:

• A JOB,

and a LOT of them also pay taxes so therefor there's no reason to bitch about the rest of the stuff below.

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. Try working as hard as a mexican for a while and then you can talk.

Don't forget who this country originally belonged to before we stole it.

A lot of them also send their funds back to Mexico untaxed.

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If you ain't smokin' dro, you're smokin' reggie. :shrug:

:shrug:

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DieselB
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: DieselB]
#444534 - 07/10/10 12:06 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

I will aso say this, if you banned illegal workers our country would come to a screaching halt.

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If you ain't smokin' dro, you're smokin' reggie. :shrug:

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Thebooedocksaint
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Registered: 05/11/09
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: elcharrosays]
#444535 - 07/10/10 12:10 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

elcharrosays said:
Quote:

• A JOB,

and a LOT of them also pay taxes so therefor there's no reason to bitch about the rest of the stuff below.

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. Try working as hard as a mexican for a while and then you can talk.

Don't forget who this country originally belonged to before we stole it.

England?

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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

Edited by Thebooedocksaint (07/10/10 12:11 PM)

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lostinbq
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#444537 - 07/10/10 12:36 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

Thebooedocksaint said:
Quote:

elcharrosays said:
Quote:

• A JOB,

and a LOT of them also pay taxes so therefor there's no reason to bitch about the rest of the stuff below.

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. Try working as hard as a mexican for a while and then you can talk.

Don't forget who this country originally belonged to before we stole it.

England?

i lost my roofing job 3 years ago in Florida to (well say Mexicans or Cubans)
1 guy was legal and his buddys weren't.

and us 3 guys worked as hard if not harder and fast as them and we can understand wtf we were saying to each other.......not pointing at somthing and yelling U NEED TO DO (FIX) THIS 25 times then doing it to show them......

idk for the illegals but like my wife's grandfather who has been legal for 55 years and worked in a meatpacking company paying taxes, registered to vote, and raised 14 kids in the states while married to a show singer for the Springfield mass MOB.. thats good!!

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Because I've blackened the sun,
And I've bloodied the moon.
I bring gloom when I step in the room,
With the fumes of a tomb.
flowers bloom when Im taken away
:rofldrunk:

:rofldrunk:

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Thebooedocksaint
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: lostinbq]
#444539 - 07/10/10 12:40 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

lostinbq said:
Quote:

Thebooedocksaint said:
Quote:

elcharrosays said:
Quote:

• A JOB,

and a LOT of them also pay taxes so therefor there's no reason to bitch about the rest of the stuff below.

Shut the fuck up with this nonsense. Try working as hard as a mexican for a while and then you can talk.

Don't forget who this country originally belonged to before we stole it.

England?

i lost my roofing job 3 years ago in Florida to (well say Mexicans or Cubans)
1 guy was legal and his buddys weren't.

and us 3 guys worked as hard if not harder and fast as them and we can understand wtf we were saying to each other.......

Then if you knew they were illegal, you should of called immigration on their ass.

:thewarden:

:thewarden:

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"Je pense, donc je suis (I am thinking, therefore I am)." -Rene Descartes

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lostinbq
!!!STARNGE!!!!

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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Thebooedocksaint]
#444543 - 07/10/10 12:49 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

i did and he got fined out the ass :vaped:

:vaped:

:laugh2:

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Everyone are you ready for doom,
Because I've blackened the sun,
And I've bloodied the moon.
I bring gloom when I step in the room,
With the fumes of a tomb.
flowers bloom when Im taken away
:rofldrunk:

:rofldrunk:

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lostinbq
!!!STARNGE!!!!

Registered: 04/25/10
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Last seen: 4 years, 3 months

Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: lostinbq]
#444544 - 07/10/10 12:50 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

what he got fined for was he knowingly knew that he had illegals working under his so-called contractor.. cous that how ppl were tryin gto get around it.. higher 1 legal while he pays his buddys.. still the same thing as he was paying them.

Edited by lostinbq (07/10/10 12:52 PM)

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KaptKid
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Kilroy]
#444552 - 07/10/10 12:59 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Sounds right to me.

What a great country we live in.

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Kilroy
old stoner

Registered: 06/15/10
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: KaptKid]
#444564 - 07/10/10 01:47 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

It was meant to be a joke so lighten up on this. And where does it say one thing against immigration? You can look at it in any way you want but most of you seem to think that it is a slam on immigration, to others it might be part of why this is such a great country. This was not put up to fuel the fire that is going on in the job thread.

Now with that being said DING DING Round 2 lol.

Here is what I think and I know the shit storm is going to start. If you want to come here there is a process to do so, and I will have more respect for those that do it that way. You ask those who did it the right way and they feel the same. A lot of the money they make gets sent back to their families(where ever they are) instead of fueling our economy. I also believe that if you come to the U.S. then learn our language, if I go to your country I would have to learn yours right.

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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second

You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional

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DungenessDank
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: Kilroy]
#444566 - 07/10/10 01:48 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

They know english, they just choose not to speak in english to most people.

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DieselB
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: DungenessDank]
#444568 - 07/10/10 01:51 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

The thing is, doing it the right way can be up to a 10 year process for some, and they just aren't willing ot wait that long. I believe they should not be able to cross the border, but at the same time, I have a couple friends that are illegal mexicans, and they are really good guys.

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If you ain't smokin' dro, you're smokin' reggie. :shrug:

:shrug:

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Kilroy
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Registered: 06/15/10
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: DungenessDank]
#444570 - 07/10/10 01:55 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

This problem no matter which way we look at it has no simple solution. I know this. We got to just sit back and laugh sometimes guys and let it slide. Is there not bigger problems to deal with. I find it funny that the minute it was brought up in a couple of threads we all instantly look and sound like the people in those debates we see when ever this or other hot topic issues get brought up. in the words of Rodney King "can`t we all just get along" and I will add smoke a bowl too

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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second

You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional

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Kilroy
old stoner

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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: DieselB]
#444571 - 07/10/10 01:57 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

DieselB said:
The thing is, doing it the right way can be up to a 10 year process for some, and they just aren't willing ot wait that long. I believe they should not be able to cross the border, but at the same time, I have a couple friends that are illegal mexicans, and they are really good guys.

I understand that but it does not seem fair to those who did the process to get here

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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second

You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional

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Kilroy
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Re: Let me see if I have this right

[Re: DungenessDank]
#444576 - 07/10/10 02:09 PM (14 years, 5 months ago)

Quote:

DungenessDank said:
Basically yes, however there is a lot more going on there than can be expressed in a short email.

Greatest damn country in the gotdang world.

I am with you there brother. My friend found it or someone sent it to him but it was meant to be a joke but can go either way. This like many topics in our country has no simple, easy answer. We are founded by immigration. Where is it written "give us your poor and huddled masses" I think it is written on a very famous lady sitting in a harbor some where, I might be wrong on that but I know it is written on something.

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Just smoke a bowl and get over your self
We are human beings first everything else is second

You can not hold anything I post against me for I am delusional

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