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 Doitagain
Smoothie therapist
 
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 Economic Stimulus 
#404626 - 04/21/10 01:03 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Economic Stimulus
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again
receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A.. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
If you spend the stimulus money atWal-Mart, the money will go to China
or Sri Lanka .
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the
Arabs.
If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China
If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico
Honduras and Guatemala
If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan
.
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in Americaby:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Doitagain]
#404628 - 04/21/10 01:06 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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You could also support the medical mj industry. I think fender and martin still makes a large portion of their guitars in the US as well, though they do have factories in mexico.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day. 
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Doitagain
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: THEBats]
#404630 - 04/21/10 01:23 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
THEBats said:
You could also support the medical mj industry. I think fender and martin still makes a large portion of their guitars in the US as well, though they do have factories in mexico.
yeah, a real fender strat is made in us, and a pretty good one is made in mexico.
The POS Squier Strat comes from china or taiwan.
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ltd said:
fgts just don't understand
keep the shit
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THEBats
The Bridge Master
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Doitagain]
#404631 - 04/21/10 01:24 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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yeah mine was made in california.
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kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Epoo
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Registered: 04/08/10
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Loc: Arkansas
Last seen: 12 years, 3 months
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: THEBats]
#404641 - 04/21/10 02:22 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !
Fuckin awesome..
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NobodyImportant
Science Is Subculture
Registered: 05/03/08
Posts: 4,981
Loc: Jawjuh.
Last seen: 11 years, 7 months
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Epoo]
#404643 - 04/21/10 02:27 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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LOL at your sig dude
and yeah I like this post jewit 
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SpaceMonkey
Mind Pilot
Registered: 02/09/09
Posts: 3,471
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Doitagain]
#404645 - 04/21/10 02:36 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Isn't this about right!
Stimulus
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 13eetleJuice
The ghost with the most
Registered: 04/20/08
Posts: 368
Loc: 6' under fertalizing bud
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Doitagain]
#404672 - 04/21/10 03:13 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Fuck the economy!
...oh wait, someone's already done that. 
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SpaceMonkey
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Quote:
13eetleJuice said:
Fuck the economy!
...oh wait, someone's already done that.
that's funny!
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Epoo
Stranger
Registered: 04/08/10
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Loc: Arkansas
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: SpaceMonkey]
#405096 - 04/22/10 12:38 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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i thought they did that work credit thing this year instead?
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FarBeyondDriven
Truthfully, I'm a bullshitter
Registered: 04/22/08
Posts: 13,834
Loc: Greenbow, Alabama
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Doitagain]
#405099 - 04/22/10 12:43 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Doitagain said:
Quote:
THEBats said:
You could also support the medical mj industry. I think fender and martin still makes a large portion of their guitars in the US as well, though they do have factories in mexico.
yeah, a real fender strat is made in us, and a pretty good one is made in mexico.
The POS Squier Strat comes from china or taiwan.
 at the first post in the thread by the way. quite humorous.
The mexican strats are eh, but a lot of them come from japan actually, not china or taiwan. A large percentage of them actually. The American ones are the real deal no bullshit, ATTENTION TO DETAIL strats. All strats are decent, playable guitars, but the American strat that was actually made in america is 
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DungenessDank
Lord of the Flies
Registered: 05/05/08
Posts: 9,372
Loc: PNW
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Re: Economic Stimulus [Re: Doitagain]
#405107 - 04/22/10 12:55 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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You can spend your money on Wild US caught seafood, we export more seafood than most anything else. Japan consumes 80% of the world's seafood, and the Chinese are jumping in on Seafood imports quickly. This is some of the only natural resources being harvested in America, everything else has gone to the tree huggers.
Also, I can not wait to get my stimulus money. The USD has been long fucked.
Edited by DungenessDank (04/22/10 12:55 PM)
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