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 ShroomieGirl
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 Cop lives above me  1
#385349 - 03/17/10 01:05 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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so i donno if im just being overly paranoid or what, but i have this cop that lives in the apartment above me, and im always paranoid that he can smell me smoke. am i being too paranoid?
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: ShroomieGirl] 1
#385351 - 03/17/10 01:06 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Move now.
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Inverted] 1
#385353 - 03/17/10 01:09 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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haha, well i would cept i still have 8-9 mo left on my lease
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Feifen
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If you're so paranoid just smoke by a winda and blow out... 
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Triptonic
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Feifen]
#385357 - 03/17/10 01:20 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Go ask him if he cares lulz.
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic]
#385358 - 03/17/10 01:25 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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he never wants to seem to talk when he sees me or anyone... but i could just sit by a window and blowww... youre right
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Triptonic
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Haha cops are dicks. He's just angry cuz he is "helping people out" and has to live in an apartment. Why not make a zoom tube?
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Inverted
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic]
#385361 - 03/17/10 01:28 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Yeah I used those a lot back in the day. Water bottle, duct tape, and dryer sheets and you are good to go. I smoke cigs in my gf's bedroom with one and it really works/
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Inverted]
#385364 - 03/17/10 01:31 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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a zoom tube eh? whats a zoom tube and how do you make it?
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Triptonic
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A zoom tube is basically a bottle with dryer sheets stuffed into it, you poke a bunch of holes in the bottom. Then when you take a hit you blow it into the bottle. It makes the smoke smell like dryer sheets. You can also put the dryer sheets into a toilet paper tube.
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic]
#385367 - 03/17/10 01:36 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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awesome
ill have to try that
how longs it work for?
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Triptonic
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 It works very well.
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Crusty Ass Bastard
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic]
#385369 - 03/17/10 01:37 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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He's probably up there smoking bowls right now, hoping the girl under him won't taddle. 
Seriously though, move.
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic]
#385372 - 03/17/10 01:37 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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wb btw
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Triptonic
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wb?
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic]
#385378 - 03/17/10 01:40 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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welcome back
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic] 1
#385379 - 03/17/10 01:41 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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it means welcome back.
And shroomiegirl- I used the toilet paper tube method with like 3-4 dryer sheets and it kept the smoke smelling clear for a good month or two if I smoked twice a day. Practically fool proof
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Triptonic
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Ahhh thanks.
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ShroomieGirl
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sounds good to me... ill def have to try it now
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Triptonic] 1
#385384 - 03/17/10 01:43 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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anytime 
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Harry_Ba11sach
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I usually changed out the sheets more often than that though.... after about 10-20 bowls it starts to get a nice brown circle on the sheets where you blow and it always grossed me out enough that I changed it 
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elcharrosays
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Quote:
ShroomieGirl said:
he never wants to seem to talk when he sees me or anyone... but i could just sit by a window and blowww... youre right
It's been my experience that when a cop recognizes you probably do things of an illegal nature, but also realizes that you know exactly where he and his family live they tend to act kind of distant and not acknowledge you very much.
When I was a delivery driver I used to save the name, address, and telephone number of each cop's house I went to. If one of my friends got hassled I could just ask the officer's name and whip out my stash of receipts
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ShroomieGirl
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hopefully hell just leave me alone and not bother me
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elcharrosays
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Most likely.
Just don't give him a reason to.
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STAL
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Inverted]
#385454 - 03/17/10 03:37 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Inverted said:
Move now.
NOt to paranoid. Police are real assholes and if they did some day they would come fuck u over no doubt!!
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volcomstoner
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Inverted]
#385467 - 03/17/10 03:50 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Dryer sheets work, but what works the best is to take, activated charcoal, thats used for fish tank filters. Then fill a plastic soda bottle with it about half way up, then poke small holes in the bottom of the soda bottle. Next time you smoke some bud just blow your hit through the soda bottle, and it will last a long ass time.
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ChillWillis
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Inverted]
#385470 - 03/17/10 04:08 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Quote:
Inverted said:
Move now.
qft
Since you can't though the zoom tube, aka spoof on this side of the pond, is a decent alternative but it's hard to remember to always blow through it when stoned.
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Steve Buscemi
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I lived right next door to a cop right after being evicted for smoking weed and other rowdy teenage shit from a trailer park!!!!! if you could believe that shit.
The cops was a k9 unit with the dog living in the yard right near my window where I toked, I was the most paranoid stoner ever during those 6 or so months in 2005 when I was like 19 ........ but it never stopped me from getting baked although it seemed like every time I walked out my room or car that dog would bark FOREVER. Paranoia eventually went away when I talked with the guy, and realized he thought I was a "good kid". I lived next to an 80 something year old woman in a duplex and helped with her dog, groceries and yard work. later finding out those were the cops old duties, and besides the fact I was a pothead I'm kinda of a model citizen. Long story short cop neighbors don't fuck with people for smoking weed unless they :
1. hate you & marijuana
2. suspect you of other wrong doings.
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FurrowedBrow
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Quote:
Steve Buscemi said:
and besides the fact I was a pothead I'm kinda of a model citizen.
Every stoner should be like that.
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ShroomieGirl
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guess i better stay on his good side and not do anything else wrong in front of him
Quote:
volcomstoner said:
Dryer sheets work, but what works the best is to take, activated charcoal, thats used for fish tank filters. Then fill a plastic soda bottle with it about half way up, then poke small holes in the bottom of the soda bottle. Next time you smoke some bud just blow your hit through the soda bottle, and it will last a long ass time.
ill do the dryer sheets till i can get the charcoal and try that out
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: FurrowedBrow] 1
#385539 - 03/17/10 06:42 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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The wild junkie pot smoker image is kind of ridiculous, I'm not smoking weed to rage and fuck shit up....... I'm just toking a bowl and cooking tacos.
I could just see the cops kicking in my door " Thank god we got here when we did Sgt, he was about to smoke a roach and watch Golden Girls."
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FarBeyondDriven
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Find out what kind of person he is. Go up to him one day that you see him, preferably not while you're stoned, and tell him you're not sure where a place is (somewhere in a rural area, maybe an hour away or so) and you thought that maybe since he was an upstanding office of the law, he could point you in the right direction. Just feel him out from there, whether or not he's a dickhead, or a nice guy or what. That might ease some of your stress, or add to it. You'll have a good perception of him either way. The reason I say to do this is because some cops really do not give a shit about smoking weed.
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Nothing Is
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I wouldn't worry about it. If you were dealing I would worry, but just blazing? He doesn't give a shit. I would be discreet, as always, but not paranoid. He's not going to knock on your door and arrest you just because he gets a whiff of a scent of weed. Plus, I can't smell it in my apartment when my neighbors blaze in theirs, can you?
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ShroomieGirl
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: Nothing Is]
#385557 - 03/17/10 07:26 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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i cant smell anything from my apartment if they are smoking, and im assuming if he cant smell the cig smoke from my apartment he cant smell the weed, but i always question it when im high and all paranoid
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Steve Buscemi
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I feel kinda the same way at my current apartment but I still smoke all the time and nothing has happened. I have no upstairs neighbor yet but the apt right next to mine sometimes opens their window when I'm in mid toke. The other night I smoked a huge bowl of OG with hash oil at like 3am and the complex is silent, then half way through the bowl my neighbor suddenly opens their window all the way. I just rolled my eyes and hoped for the best..... I'm a MMJ patient with proof so fuck em. luckily I just bought another vape that'll be here in a few days and should keep my paranoid roommate from bitching me out.
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I've lived next to a few cops in my life. One was in a townhouse complex where he and I shared a wall. I also had about 20 plants going, 4-5 mushroom tubs, and I smoked a fuck ton back then. It's all about appearances, if you don't look/act suspicious and don't give them any reason to come over, what's the worry? Fuck, the cop I lived next to in the townhouses was cool as shit, at least once a week we'd shoot the shit for a minute or two while he was out smoking a cigarette. For all he knew I was just a normal college student going to classes, never had a single problem with him and he eventually moved out to be replaced with the neighbors from hell (which was the reason I moved out shortly after).
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: coda]
#386083 - 03/18/10 06:15 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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I'm working on Calc homework right now, and tomorrow is the last day of classes before spring break. you have NO idea how tempting your sig picture is right now 
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coda
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do it. you won't regret it. :P
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ChillWillis
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: coda]
#386183 - 03/18/10 07:00 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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You should have just used the Pythagorean theorem Coda 
I don't really remember the way to find the length of the hypotenuse of a right triangle using only angles as a clue anymore, but I should considering I took geometry twice in high school.
Am I right?
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: ChillWillis]
#386191 - 03/18/10 07:03 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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you need two side lengths to use Pythagorean theorem. The solution to that particular problem involves the sin/cos family of functions.
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ChillWillis
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Boner kill, I wish you'd lied and told me how smart I am.
Fuck it I'll stick with vertebrate zoology and genetics n shit
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coda
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: ChillWillis]
#386225 - 03/18/10 07:16 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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...and you do realize that it's just an image from failblog. I had nothing to do with writing that. 
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ChillWillis
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Re: Cop lives above me [Re: coda]
#386239 - 03/18/10 07:20 PM (14 years, 7 months ago) |
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Shit I suck! I wish I wasn't ADDICTED TO MARIJUANA! 
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