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 RasJeph
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 Oh god, the bible man! 
#379983 - 03/08/10 11:52 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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So, I'm in my living room playing the first Bone Thugs album as loud as I can on my system (walls shake) with 5 or 6 of my homies just now, we've got a heavy heavy heavy session going on, all of us have a bong, pass it to the left, ya know? Everybody has a fucking 40
Dogs going crazy, I figured it was a cat or some shit.
So, I stumble up to the door, 40 in hand. I'm like "Oh fuck, I'm getting served with papers or something", I open it without thinking, smoke rolls out the door. The guy is obviously terrified, and hands me a sheet of literature and says "have a nice day...God bless"
That should be illegal for him to do. If my dog bit him, I would have had to put her down and prolly gotten sued.
Edit : Sorry if I'm posting nonsense here. I just got banned from SA or I would have told them instead 
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Edited by RasJeph (03/08/10 11:54 AM)
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 Dr. Siekadellyk
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 Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#379986 - 03/08/10 12:01 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I hate those people that walk door to door and try to push thier religion on you, it pisses me off...
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RasJeph
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Quote:
Dr. Siekadellyk said:
I hate those people that walk door to door and try to push thier religion on you, it pisses me off...
Either this guy will never come back again, or now he knows I obviously don't follow the same morals as him, and hes gonna try to "save me" 
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Ben18
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#379992 - 03/08/10 12:15 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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oh the irony
go get 'em bone thugs!
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ChillWillis
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#379999 - 03/08/10 12:30 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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as I read this I kept waiting for you to say "and then I busted out my nine..."
Did anyone else envision the dog as a pit?
I fucking love pits.
And be careful man, a lot of those bible freaks see it as their duty to save you from yourself by calling the police who will save society from you by kicking your ass and throwing you in their back seat.
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#380002 - 03/08/10 12:34 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I was drunk and happened upon a group of traveling Mormon missionaries once. We "talked" about stuff and it turned out I knew a lot more about the Bible than they did so I pretty much just berated them with insults. One of them tried to hand me a Book of Mormon and I was like "I'll piss on this shit!" and spun around and threw it in the street, just barely missing hitting on in the face. We parted ways.
I felt a little bad about it later so I went up to their headquarters up the road and asked to speak with them again but nobody knew their whereabouts so a group of like 5 men sat down and talked with me instead. We had a very surprisingly good conversation on theology but they gradually gave up not being able to answer questions until at last there was only one left. We talked for several hours and he followed me outside so I could smoke a cigarette. We stayed out there talking until everybody left and the head preacher man came out telling us it was time.
Almost makes me feel a little guilty for all the parties I had on top of their roof and all the girls I took up there for hanky-panky. Almost.
Then a few months back I went to a Baptist church to have an honest conversation with someone and hopefully have some questions floating around in my head answered. I wasn't trying to be malicious in the slightest and I was waaay less drunk this time than with the Mormons. They set me up with some 40 year old meth head who ended up flipping his shit on me and having me escorted off of the premises by a police officer. That shit was ridiculous.
..and then like two days ago I ran into him again only this time he was on my turf. We were sitting outside the restaurant playing card games and putting away pitchers of Yuengling when he and his family sat down at the table next to us. He asked us to watch our language because he had kids around so I start mouthing off and being sarcastic, "lets try and visualize our words guys, we've got to watch our language!" His wifey got bitchy and we had some lulz. Finally bitch-boy gets up and runs inside to be a little snitch and complain on us. Comes walking back out mean-mugging me like "you're gonna get it now boy!" and I smile back. Garfield comes out (not his real name but I swear to god he looks identical to the fat cat) and asks us not to cuss so much any more. Nobody gives a shit and all of the employees are inside laughing their asses off. So yeah we go back to doing our thing getting drunk and accidentally letting the frequent "fuck" or "shit" fly by. I look over to their table and this girl in a wheelchair is straight glaring me down. She had quite the impressive "I'm a stone cold bitch" look like she's really spent plenty of time in front of the mirror practicing it. I'll never forget her face- god that shit was hilarious.
Moral of the belated story: Mormons > Baptists.
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: elcharrosays]
#380007 - 03/08/10 12:42 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Mormons has one too many m's in it.
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RasJeph
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: elcharrosays]
#380009 - 03/08/10 12:43 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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I've got nothing against religion, and I'm sortof a man of God or whatever. I dunno. But not whatever nonsense that dude was gonna tell me, I'm sure of that.
And no, shes not a pit. I'm not sure what she is. Shes in my avatar. I've been waiting to change it, and this was a good excuse.
And lol, no 9. My best friend always has a knife...always. Always ready for action. I did have to calm him down a little hahaha.
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#380042 - 03/08/10 01:23 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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you are obviously a "man of God". looks like a german shepherd to me.
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LivinSublime
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#380046 - 03/08/10 01:25 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Was the album Creepin On Ah Come Up or Faces of Death?? I guess the latter would be B.O.N.E. enterprise.
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ChillWillis
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#380049 - 03/08/10 01:27 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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My assistant wrestling coach had a pet dingo. No shit. Not half dingo half something else, 100% dingo. Was a pretty good dog actually, but this guy was 100% badass. I mean he used to practice wrestling against the pole in his basement and win. (or so we used to joke about)
The only reason I say it is because your dog looks sheperd/wild dog in that pic. You got any more of him/her?
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RasJeph
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: ChillWillis]
#380097 - 03/08/10 02:32 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
LivinSublime said:
Was the album Creepin On Ah Come Up or Faces of Death?? I guess the latter would be B.O.N.E. enterprise.
Creepin'  Faces of Death is my favorite though.
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ChillWillis said:The only reason I say it is because your dog looks sheperd/wild dog in that pic. You got any more of him/her?
TOO WEIRD you should say that. Every time my mom sees her, she tells me that shes "half wild dog". She very well could be - we have no idea who her father is. She needs dog Maury.
More pics:
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#380172 - 03/08/10 04:02 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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That's a funny story. Love Bone. C-Town for life nigga.
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: Tangerines]
#380346 - 03/08/10 07:20 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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dog maury.
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Lucid
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#381168 - 03/10/10 07:15 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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How the hell did you get banned from SA?
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RasJeph
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: Lucid]
#381184 - 03/10/10 08:49 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Lucid said:
How the hell did you get banned from SA?
Like 1400 of my 2700 posts at the shroomery are in SA. Prolly 300 in Romper Room, then the rest in Cultivation prolly.
They just changed the rules in there last week, and I got banned for trolling.
I can't help myself in there. I can't NOT troll 
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#381281 - 03/10/10 01:06 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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What the fuck is the romper room? is that an otd progeny?
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RasJeph
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: FurrowedBrow]
#381314 - 03/10/10 02:26 PM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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Quote:
FurrowedBrow said:
What the fuck is the romper room? is that an otd progeny?
It is now. It wasn't before.
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Little Gruff
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: RasJeph]
#381673 - 03/11/10 12:20 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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My grandmother decided to pop around for a visit one time,
Just happened to be the break-of-tolerance day. I answered the door to my frail old grandma not even realising it was her.
She knew exactly what was going down.
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Re: Oh god, the bible man! [Re: Little Gruff]
#381677 - 03/11/10 12:30 AM (14 years, 9 months ago) |
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blazen with parents is cool 
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