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 passing drug test 
#20324 - 05/05/08 07:35 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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hey, ive been a heavy smoker for the last 6 months. I dont have a lot of body fat(if this is a factor). i quit smokin last Wednsday because i got a drug test some time next week; ive also been working out if this helps.
do you think ill be fine?
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 Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20326 - 05/05/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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ionno but drink hella water and get ALOT of exercise. i have a test in 6 days and i smoked today. we'll see how that goes eh?
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20327 - 05/05/08 07:37 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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i have seen so many of these posts on so many forums
i would say probably not
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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ThreeLittleBirds
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yeah there needs to be more threads about how people have cheated their tests instead of "will I be okay?" Dont' smoke again you should be fine, unless it's a hair test.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20335 - 05/05/08 07:41 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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You have no hope of passing. Sorry 
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20337 - 05/05/08 07:42 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cannabizle said:
hey, ive been a heavy smoker for the last 6 months.
he probably wont pass if its next week. even if he is skinny, and works out. 6 months heavy smoking is a long time.
not saying it can't happen, or is hasn't to others. but i say probably not.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20342 - 05/05/08 07:44 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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buy a whizzinator, they come in different shapes sizes and colors.
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Cannabizle
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well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20348 - 05/05/08 07:47 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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niacin works for some not for others. i wouldnt bank on it.
dont chance it, fake the test.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20349 - 05/05/08 07:47 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.
If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Cannabizle]
#20353 - 05/05/08 07:48 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Nah, if you've been smoking for 6 months and just stopped last Wed. it's not likely you'll pass even if you exercise your ass off and drink 5 gallons of water a day and piss like crazy.
Your only hope I'd say is fake pee or teh wizzinat0r
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
#20355 - 05/05/08 07:49 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Omni said:
Nah, if you've been smoking for 6 months and just stopped last Wed. it's not likely you'll pass even if you exercise your ass off and drink 5 gallons of water a day and piss like crazy.
Your only hope I'd say is fake pee or teh wizzinat0r
The only thing that matter with water is not the previous days, but the day you take the test, it dilutes the urine so you piss out mostly water.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
#20361 - 05/05/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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hmmm well i could try to postpone the test another week, would that give me enough time?
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20362 - 05/05/08 07:51 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Hmmm I thought it was to flush it out of your system
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
#20368 - 05/05/08 07:53 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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yah i was planning to drink fuckloads of water day of the test(with vitamin b-complex so they dont suspect dilution) that way the thc is diluted
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
#20371 - 05/05/08 07:54 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Omni said:
Hmmm I thought it was to flush it out of your system
At first I thought that too, to prevent the piss from being clear u take creatine, or vitamin b. My mom and sister both passed drug testes doing this, but they werent that heavy of smokers.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Ombient]
#20377 - 05/05/08 07:56 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Quote:
Omni said:
Hmmm I thought it was to flush it out of your system
you cant flush it out. you can dilute it.
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
#20381 - 05/05/08 07:57 PM (16 years, 6 months ago) |
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Laysthepipe said:
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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.
If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.
Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.
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thats the shitty thing about weed
everything else gets out of your system in a couple days at the max, and one of the only things that you can do every other day or even daily w/o losing your mind or doing harm to yourself stays in your system for weeks.
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ThreeLittleBirds said:
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Laysthepipe said:
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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.
If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.
Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.
Im not sure if it was one gallon or two gallons. Im pretty sure by the time he finishes that first gallon hel be ready to take a piss or two.
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