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InvisibleThreeLittleBirds
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Re: passing drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #20333 - 05/05/08 07:40 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

yeah there needs to be more threads about how people have cheated their tests instead of "will I be okay?" Dont' smoke again you should be fine, unless it's a hair test.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20381 - 05/05/08 07:57 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.





If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.




Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20392 - 05/05/08 08:00 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

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Laysthepipe said:
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ThreeLittleBirds said:
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Laysthepipe said:
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Cannabizle said:
well is there any methods i could use to quicken the process of gettin the thc out. ive heard both bad and good things about niacin.





If you cant afford fake piss, someone elses piss, or a whizzinator. Then Id suggest you to drink a gallon or two of water before the test and piss like twice before u go to take the test.




Don't drink two gallons thats dumb, people seem to forget you can die from too much water, no it's not a joke at all. Too much of ANYTHING can kill you. While it may seem impossible to consume that much of something so harmless somehow it still happens.




Im not sure if it was one gallon or two gallons. Im pretty sure by the time he finishes that first gallon hel be ready to take a piss or two.




One should be fine but bodyweight should be a factor to consider, take your time make a night out of it.


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Re: passing drug test [Re: Laysthepipe]
    #20395 - 05/05/08 08:07 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

This was taken from Marijuana The Band myspace page(yeah fuck myspace) This Bong Rip Dude just broadcast himself all day with people from Hollywood getting high.


I don't know if this works, I have never tried to cheat a test but hey it's worth a shot, maybe.




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Alrighty my 9 to 5 stoners. Hope all is well. Still want to smoke? Yet afraid of the drug testing? Well my friends, I am here to save the day once more. Need not worry, Bong is here. Back in the day we used such herbs as Golden Seal, but they test for that now. Others say niacin, vinegar, and bleach. But I dont trust those methods and might not be all that safe. I have passed drug tests by drinking a few pitchers of beer before hand, but you don't want your future employer thinking you're an alcoholic though. So I have here the best methods I could find that are the most trustable from members of The Stoner Army.

Number 1 most trustable method would be Certo and Gatorade method. This is used by the parents of a Stoner Army Captain who work for The US government. He says you can buy Certo at a supermarket, its a form of gelatin. You mix one package of Certo with a bottle of Orange Gatorade. It has to be Orange due to the ingredients and color. Gatorade has the ingredients found normally in urine. So drink this mixture 2 hours before your test. This will coat your urinary tract, so what you drink is what you piss after that. After drinking the mixture, drink water afterwards.

Number 2 most trustable method as used by a Stoner Army Commander for his real job every month. Keep in mind this guy smokes and eighth of weed a day at least. He claims he has never failed a test with this method. The Cranberry Method. The night before the test drink a half gallon of cranberry juice. When you wake the next day, drink 3 glasses of water. Dont'piss till your test.

Number 3 most trustable method would be The Aloe Vera method. Drink a half gallon Vera juice a day for two days before test. Drink lots of water as well. This method should clean you well. As far as the Pass drug test drinks from your local toke shops? I know people who have used these and did not pass their drug test. Now, if you wanna the method of the gods? It's at www.whizzinator.com This is a fake penis, color matched to your skin tone, freeze dried urine, and heating pad. The complete kit is $150.00, and it's foolproof. Get yours today!!! Good luck, and be safe...Bong Rip...




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Re: passing drug test [Re: still beLIEve]
    #20408 - 05/05/08 08:24 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I just posted in case someone else here has tried it but for those of us who already have jobs we can use the others as our test subjects.


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