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 ImaWonderwall
 
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 Bong Etiquette 
#12224 - 04/25/08 12:05 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I’m a bong smoker. Always, but I cant stand it when people come over and don’t know any bong etiquette.
I’m talking stale smoke here people!
When you hit it… you hit it again without the damn bowl in it, and get all the leftover nasty smoke out! Don’t get me started on spilling the water. 
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 Sunny
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Ombient]
#12234 - 04/25/08 12:09 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Toiletduk
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Coughing so hard that you vomit into the bong and force water into the bowl is also a no-no. 
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Coaster
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Toiletduk]
#12243 - 04/25/08 12:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Toiletduk]
#12244 - 04/25/08 12:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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If someone is new to smokeing you can't expect them to know all the etiquette and best practices, try to help them out a little.
its a different story if they are just stupid.
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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#12246 - 04/25/08 12:13 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sativus
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If people are leaving massive amounts of stale smoke in the bong, start loading individual bonghits. I like personal bonghits in general, so everyone gets green, no one's hitting ash.
I also think that bong etiquette is a two-way street. I hate when I go to hit someone's bong, only to find that the female stem is 2/3 full of resin 
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Coaster
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Quote:
lampshadehelmet said:
people who put their lips around the bong
lol my friend did that it was his first time
and i always bring it up at parties and laugh at that fool
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Toiletduk
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: beatyou]
#12253 - 04/25/08 12:15 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well, that acually, some kid actually did that when I was in junior HS. And, may I add, he was just plain stupid too.
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Sunny
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Quote:
lampshadehelmet said:
people who put their lips around the bong
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Sunny]
#12315 - 04/25/08 12:51 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I went to this one chicks house and she told me she hadn't changed the bongwater in over a month.
I calmly put my weed back in my pocket and left.
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Sunny
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That's fucking gross. You should've just told her to change it.
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Sunny]
#12350 - 04/25/08 12:58 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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She should have rinsed it out, then peed into it for a new smoking experience.
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beatyou
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
I went to this one chicks house and she told me she hadn't changed the bongwater in over a month.
I calmly put my weed back in my pocket and left.
easily offended, huh
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: beatyou]
#12471 - 04/25/08 08:22 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't fucking stand when people spill the water man. Also, people who hog blunts. I don't smoke them alot, but when I feel like rolling one i'd like to hit it. People hold that shit.
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JollyGreenJRayV
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Jrsxt]
#12480 - 04/25/08 08:59 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I cant stand it when people torch my green. Everybody in my rotation should be able to get some greens, but theres always some dumb motherfucker that, instead of burning the corners, tries to turn the bowl into a big cherry...and of course they light more than they can inhale, and then hold the bong while full of smoke to go stail. Wasteful bastards...
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WhiskeyClone
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Coughing ON or AT the bong
Blowing smoke towards people
Packing a moderate-sized bowl and handing it to someone without making it clear that it is to be shared, and then bitching at the person who smokes it
Not changing the water
Leaving an unsmoked or half-smoked bowl in the bong when others might want to use it
The worst one though, is this:
When the bong is being passed around, and the person who has it insists on telling some long, dumb story about work or something before they smoke the damn bowl
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#12488 - 04/25/08 09:27 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's when you give them a dirty look right in their eyes and tell them to hit the fucker or move it along.
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: andyistic]
#12494 - 04/25/08 09:37 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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as if a bong can be used as a microphone
Sometimes when those things happen I just wanna pull out my silenced m19a and put two in the fuckers brain who wont stfu and smoke the bowl
Then dive to the ground catching the bong as they drop it in slow motion then do a snake roll into the kitchen in search of a custy troll who snagged my sandwich
goddamn im fucking  again 
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: RandomHero]
#12496 - 04/25/08 09:39 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't know about the rest of you, but when it's my bong,
I make it clear from the start - there's to be no idling while
the bowl is loaded. Smoke it or pass it.
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Sativus
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: andyistic]
#12498 - 04/25/08 09:42 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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It's just good manners to pause a story to take your hit and keep things moving.
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Sativus]
#12505 - 04/25/08 09:47 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Or you can choose a designated story teller who sits in the middle, while the circle around him passes the bong around, allowing for the occasional "Yeah dude, like totally!".
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: andyistic]
#12506 - 04/25/08 09:47 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I once had a bong thrown at me by my sister
A small red graffix 2 chamber acrylic
When I yelled at her "don't throw my fucking bong" she calmy said "thats a bong?" "you can smoke weed with that"
I'm like yeh can't you tell
Shes like um no I'm not a drug addict tho I should be to deal with you fucking people
Come to think of it shes the reason it was cracked and leaking water so I got rid of it/don't use it anymore
I'm not the first one to say you never ever throw a bong. never !
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SmallTime
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One time I smoked a girl out for her first time and she held the bong and proceeded to try to put the bowl in her mouth 
I've seen people try to put their lips over the bong too.
No No's:
-Leaving smoke
-Passing a cashed bowl
-Coughing into/on bong
-Spilling or getting the bowl wet
-Carelessness
-Torching the whole bowl
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: RandomHero]
#12509 - 04/25/08 09:48 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Why did she throw it?
Was it out of anger or it was just in her way?
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dfernandez90
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: RandomHero]
#12515 - 04/25/08 10:19 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
RandomHero said:
I once had a bong thrown at me by my sister
A small red graffix 2 chamber acrylic
When I yelled at her "don't throw my fucking bong" she calmy said "thats a bong?" "you can smoke weed with that"
I'm like yeh can't you tell
Shes like um no I'm not a drug addict tho I should be to deal with you fucking people
Come to think of it shes the reason it was cracked and leaking water so I got rid of it/don't use it anymore
I'm not the first one to say you never ever throw a bong. never !
Your sisters a bong hater!
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ImaWonderwall
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: andyistic]
#12520 - 04/25/08 10:28 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Some people have the nerve to place the bong on the carpet when the obvious "designated bong location" is the table two feet away.
Now I know my shits gonna get you stoned and lazy.. but come on. hahah.
Also, yea lips around the bong. Only seen that a few times, but its always those girls that come to the party. One time it happened lol thats when the party got quiet... followed by lots of laughing, and of course more herb.
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: andyistic]
#12586 - 04/25/08 12:29 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
andyistic said:
That's when you give them a dirty look right in their eyes and tell them to hit the fucker or move it along.
Booyah
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wowitch420
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ahh the classic story teller. fuck that
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: wowitch420]
#12605 - 04/25/08 12:59 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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damnit! i'm guilty. but it doesn't happen that much. plus my stories are lame with no real ending.  i suck lol.
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FurrowedBrow said:
They should teach african engineering at the college level. mcgyver 101
Harry_Ba11sach said:
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: MFDoom666]
#12619 - 04/25/08 01:21 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol yep
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If you break the slider don't get mad when the owner stomps you in the nuts.
Don't talk about your bongs and how much better they are. Have some fucking respect and just smoke what is given to you. No one likes having their stuff shat on, especially things they hold dear to them. Smokers usually hold their bongs dear to them.
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Jrsxt]
#12628 - 04/25/08 01:42 PM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Jrsxt said:
I can't fucking stand when people spill the water man. Also, people who hog blunts. I don't smoke them alot, but when I feel like rolling one i'd like to hit it. People hold that shit.
shit where im from we chill with the blunts. it trips me out though when people hit it two times real quick and pass.
no no's
- when others roll shitty blunts with good weed
- when someone hands you a bowl that is so clogged you cant even get a good hit
- when someone doesnt know how to drag on the blunt. and they pul on it super hard and it makes the cherry big, and in turn the blunt burn really quick
- passing a cashed bowl
- putting the blunt out too early (i smoke blunts till there is NOTHING LEFT) and ive seen people snub out blunts a good inch long.
- coughing into the bowl (especially with weed in it and it all blows away)
- breaking glass
- not knowing how to hit a bong ('wheres the carb?'..... stupid cunt)
- people 'matching' your high quality with a small rillo of swag
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niteowl said:
See, that term pedo gets thrown around a lot.
Is a 16 year old guy having sex w/a 16 year old girl a pedophile?
If not, then how is a 30 year old considered a pedophile for doing the same thing?
I think y'all need to look up the definition for pedophile.
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Coaster
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^ very nice list there
all of them are fo sure lame
and very common
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