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 ImaWonderwall
 
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 Bong Etiquette 
#12224 - 04/25/08 12:05 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I’m a bong smoker. Always, but I cant stand it when people come over and don’t know any bong etiquette.
I’m talking stale smoke here people!
When you hit it… you hit it again without the damn bowl in it, and get all the leftover nasty smoke out! Don’t get me started on spilling the water. 
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 Sunny
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Ombient]
#12234 - 04/25/08 12:09 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Toiletduk
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Coughing so hard that you vomit into the bong and force water into the bowl is also a no-no. 
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Coaster
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Toiletduk]
#12243 - 04/25/08 12:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Toiletduk]
#12244 - 04/25/08 12:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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If someone is new to smokeing you can't expect them to know all the etiquette and best practices, try to help them out a little.
its a different story if they are just stupid.
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this is me on a bar, 3 methrolls (up 4 days), ketamine, and some good acid two years ago.
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Re: Bong Etiquette *DELETED* [Re: beatyou]
#12246 - 04/25/08 12:13 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sativus
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If people are leaving massive amounts of stale smoke in the bong, start loading individual bonghits. I like personal bonghits in general, so everyone gets green, no one's hitting ash.
I also think that bong etiquette is a two-way street. I hate when I go to hit someone's bong, only to find that the female stem is 2/3 full of resin 
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Coaster
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Quote:
lampshadehelmet said:
people who put their lips around the bong
lol my friend did that it was his first time
and i always bring it up at parties and laugh at that fool
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Toiletduk
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: beatyou]
#12253 - 04/25/08 12:15 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well, that acually, some kid actually did that when I was in junior HS. And, may I add, he was just plain stupid too.
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Sunny
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Quote:
lampshadehelmet said:
people who put their lips around the bong
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Harry_Ba11sach
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Sunny]
#12315 - 04/25/08 12:51 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I went to this one chicks house and she told me she hadn't changed the bongwater in over a month.
I calmly put my weed back in my pocket and left.
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Sunny
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That's fucking gross. You should've just told her to change it.
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Sunny]
#12350 - 04/25/08 12:58 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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She should have rinsed it out, then peed into it for a new smoking experience.
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beatyou
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Quote:
Harry_Ba11sach said:
I went to this one chicks house and she told me she hadn't changed the bongwater in over a month.
I calmly put my weed back in my pocket and left.
easily offended, huh
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: beatyou]
#12471 - 04/25/08 08:22 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I can't fucking stand when people spill the water man. Also, people who hog blunts. I don't smoke them alot, but when I feel like rolling one i'd like to hit it. People hold that shit.
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JollyGreenJRayV
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: Jrsxt]
#12480 - 04/25/08 08:59 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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I cant stand it when people torch my green. Everybody in my rotation should be able to get some greens, but theres always some dumb motherfucker that, instead of burning the corners, tries to turn the bowl into a big cherry...and of course they light more than they can inhale, and then hold the bong while full of smoke to go stail. Wasteful bastards...
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WhiskeyClone
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Coughing ON or AT the bong
Blowing smoke towards people
Packing a moderate-sized bowl and handing it to someone without making it clear that it is to be shared, and then bitching at the person who smokes it
Not changing the water
Leaving an unsmoked or half-smoked bowl in the bong when others might want to use it
The worst one though, is this:
When the bong is being passed around, and the person who has it insists on telling some long, dumb story about work or something before they smoke the damn bowl
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andyistic
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: WhiskeyClone]
#12488 - 04/25/08 09:27 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's when you give them a dirty look right in their eyes and tell them to hit the fucker or move it along.
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Re: Bong Etiquette [Re: andyistic]
#12494 - 04/25/08 09:37 AM (16 years, 10 months ago) |
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as if a bong can be used as a microphone
Sometimes when those things happen I just wanna pull out my silenced m19a and put two in the fuckers brain who wont stfu and smoke the bowl
Then dive to the ground catching the bong as they drop it in slow motion then do a snake roll into the kitchen in search of a custy troll who snagged my sandwich
goddamn im fucking  again 
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