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Invisiblecaptain.koons
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Re: bagels! [Re: Coaster]
    #102393 - 08/04/08 01:16 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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Coaster said:
my mom said the only time she got high she got super hungry and ate TWO BAGELS OMGGGGGGGGGG
rofl she acted like that was such a large amount of food
ya well shes a skinny hippy vegan wudya expect




haha

yeah I remember getting really high and this girl said she had the munchies that was with me and my buddy so we took her to get food.

she ate like a small order of french fries and we had 2 big ass burgers, a chicken wrap, a large drink and fries then unbuttoned our pants.

:laugh:

burgerz so big you must eat with two hands and cut the connective skin to your mouth to open wider!


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Re: bagels! [Re: ShroomMan]
    #102408 - 08/04/08 01:38 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I once ate a bagel with approximately 30 slices of bacon and mayo when I was very high.


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102453 - 08/04/08 02:08 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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captain.koons said:
I once ate a bagel with approximately 30 slices of bacon and mayo when I was very high.





I imagine you suffered from a heart attack shortly after.




I once had super crazy heart burn (it's really stomach burn but people call it heart burn because they're crazy) when I ate mac and cheese that was far to buttery and cheesy other than that nope.

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andyistic said:
Couldn't get any more into that one hmm?




I don't think I came close to finishing it. My friend made it for me without my asking or approval :P

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lol Failed Botanist
we have a botanist major on here ya nooooooooooooooo




I'm taking botany in fall :smile:


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Re: bagels! [Re: drok]
    #102460 - 08/04/08 02:13 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

and what if someone uses butter and pork for instance?

your poll fails.


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102468 - 08/04/08 02:18 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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bananatelephone said:
I don't know if i have ever had heart burn...so i wouldn't really know what it feels like.




your stomach is midway down your ribs right below your heart

stomach aches are intestinal pains and heart burn is commonly stomach aches from upsetting your acids or whatever.

I hardly ever have stomach(intestine discomfort) and I've only had heart burn (stomach) a couple times.

I very commonly swallow beer the wrong way though and that is uncomfortable :frown:


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102479 - 08/04/08 02:23 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

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blaah, sounds hurty. :frown:




getting stabbed in the heart with the business end of a shotgun = hurty

I think brain freezes are the worse food related pain or perhaps flaming diarrhea...


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102488 - 08/04/08 02:28 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

haha

my friend got a icecream when we were biking around a local park here and he ate it fast so he could keep up with us and he fell off his bike and hit his head without a helmet and he yelled brain freeze.

was so funny


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102513 - 08/04/08 03:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

how do you let non cops confiscate drugs from you >.<


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102518 - 08/04/08 03:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I remember seeing two people that played football at my highschool bck when I was going to school with them being dragged into the back of the mall for I guess shop lifting by some senior citizen

Seriously... if you get off mall property they have no right to bring you back they're supposed to call the cops.

chumps... drok would just put up his dukes and be like you wanna go!? and save radioshack from robbery.


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102531 - 08/04/08 03:28 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

I remember mall secuirty searching my friend for drugs haha

He let them too, such a joker.

They made him take off his shoes and empty his pockets infront of people then they took him to the back and told him to take off his pants rofl.

I've got in "trouble" for rolling hard in movies and not being able to shut up, or drinking even that's a joke. Appearently you can get a pretty crazy fine for bringing beer into a movie.  :frown:


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Re: bagels! [Re: bananatelephone]
    #102541 - 08/04/08 03:41 PM (16 years, 5 months ago)

big fucking guy too, claims he's a gangster

I know I'd be like don't fucking touch me at least and just leave the mall.

I'd probably tell him to fuck off, uniforms scare people for some reason.... Specially uniforms like secuirty, mail man, parking patrol... I don't know why :S


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