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 SleepAid
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 Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son 
#769527 - 02/20/15 11:11 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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MASSACHUSETTS -- A father has been charged with assault after he reportedly assaulted his infant son with a bread product.
According to The MetroWest Daily News, Timothy Arbour, 24, was arrested Thursday after he allegedly threw a bagel at his 2-month-old son.
According to the child’s mother, she arrived home from work when she accidently woke up their son.
Due to interrupting their son’s sleep, the child started crying, causing Arbour to get “really mad.”
When the two parents noticed that the baby had urinated through its diaper and got the bed wet, Arbour threw a bagel he was eating at the infant, hitting the baby in the stomach, the mother told The MetroWest Daily News.
It is unknown whether the child was injured during the incident.
Arbour was charged with aggravated assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and assault and battery, according to The MetroWest Daily News.
Uhhhmm......... 
edit: Source - Fox21
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Edited by SleepAid (02/20/15 11:13 AM)
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 nannybooboo
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: SleepAid] 3
#769551 - 02/20/15 03:31 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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at yeast the baby is alive!
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: nannybooboo]
#769553 - 02/20/15 04:15 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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another reason I support incentivised steralization
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Ben18
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: nannybooboo]
#769554 - 02/20/15 04:33 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: nannybooboo]
#769556 - 02/20/15 04:50 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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nannybooboo said:
at yeast the baby is alive!
oh you.....
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drawde
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: P-O] 1
#769557 - 02/20/15 04:52 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Some day that child will have to rise up to his father
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drawde
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: drawde] 1
#769558 - 02/20/15 04:54 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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That guy didn't knead to get "really mad"
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SleepAid
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: drawde]
#769560 - 02/20/15 05:29 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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drawde said:
That guy didn't knead to get "really mad"
I run into weird shit on the internet often, so I know I shouldn't be surprised but this one is a cake-taker for sure.
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: SleepAid]
#769568 - 02/20/15 06:50 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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a dangerous weapon
Ok, maybe he shouldn't be throwing things at babies but I think they're reaching on that one. 
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Bumble_Dick
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: drawde]
#769572 - 02/20/15 07:47 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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drawde said:
That guy didn't knead to get "really mad"
I hope they lox him up.
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poor boy
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: Bumble_Dick] 1
#769578 - 02/20/15 09:13 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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This wouldn't have happened if the father was baked...
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Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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SleepAid
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: poor boy] 1
#769582 - 02/20/15 09:14 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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poor boy said:
This wouldn't have happened if the father was baked...
Afroman disagrees
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poor boy
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: SleepAid]
#769583 - 02/20/15 09:15 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Que?
Anywhoo, it was a bread joke, homie.
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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SleepAid
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: poor boy]
#769585 - 02/20/15 09:38 PM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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poor boy said:
Que?
Anywhoo, it was a bread joke, homie.
Bye. I missed that and am quitting the internet for the rest of the day.
I was sitting here trying to think of something that rhymed with dough and came up with a half-baked comment.
Edit, like seriously I got the lox joke and didn't catch this, wtf
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Edited by SleepAid (02/20/15 09:41 PM)
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Mycophile
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Re: Police: Father charged with assault for throwing a bagel at his infant son [Re: SleepAid]
#769611 - 02/21/15 09:42 AM (9 years, 8 months ago) |
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Quote:
SleepAid said:
Quote:
poor boy said:
This wouldn't have happened if the father was baked...
Afroman disagrees
Afroman punched that chick because he didn't get high before the show.
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