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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#88888 - 07/20/08 12:48 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Damn, that poor bird.
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Sativus
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#88918 - 07/20/08 01:03 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I remember that was all over the news when it happened.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Sativus]
#88921 - 07/20/08 01:04 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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And upon closer observation, you can see the laws of conservation of momentum carried out well.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Sativus]
#88922 - 07/20/08 01:06 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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That's the good thing - who cares that the poor bird was smashed to bits - the laws of physics were shown to be consistent, and that's really all that matters here, right?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#88924 - 07/20/08 01:07 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well really, you gotta be pretty dumb to walk right in front of Randy Johnson when he's pitching... Why should birds be held to different standards than people?
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andyistic
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Sativus]
#88926 - 07/20/08 01:11 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Because we eat them!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#88927 - 07/20/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Thor said: You fuckers are not that fucking stupid nor would you ever want to be that gay.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#88928 - 07/20/08 01:12 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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This one can still be eaten, and the meat's already been tenderized
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Ombient]
#88929 - 07/20/08 01:13 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Gotta love his personality.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Sativus]
#88930 - 07/20/08 01:14 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sativus said: This one can still be eaten, and the meat's already been tenderized
They should offer that at future ball games - roasted bird killed via fast ball. Limited to the first 10 customers in line when it happens.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#89005 - 07/20/08 09:57 AM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#89180 - 07/20/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#89181 - 07/20/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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-------------------- kickin-two-hundo said:
you know what i did in english class? I came to class stoned out of my mind every day, i chugged vodka in the back of class, i put dead fish in the ceiling tiles. i put a gallon of old milk and orange juice in the file cabinet before winter vacation. i brought snakes in a tied up sweater and let them loose during class. i didnt go to school to learn, i went because i had to. i didnt care, and i didn't fucking listen to that stupid bitch. and i still don't fucking care. i tore the pages out of her books and burned them, and threw away all the books in the class, two books per day.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: THEBats]
#90740 - 07/22/08 09:20 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: mel_lonta_tauda]
#90745 - 07/22/08 09:31 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Roxum
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Cannabliss]
#91178 - 07/23/08 01:01 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I just found out that I share my birthday with Tchaikovsky. That is all.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Roxum]
#91181 - 07/23/08 01:03 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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So can you write the same type of inspirational music he wrote?
Are you even Russian?
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: andyistic]
#91183 - 07/23/08 01:06 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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I say no to both questions, but I hear that my family is mostly Polish on one side.
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Roxum]
#91190 - 07/23/08 01:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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NEVER FEAR, THE POLISH ARE HERE!
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Re: The Official Utter Nonsense Thread! [Re: Roxum]
#91191 - 07/23/08 01:11 PM (16 years, 5 months ago) |
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Your avatar is on the right track.
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