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 cannabispatient
GOD
 
Registered: 05/11/16
Posts: 323
Last seen: 5 months, 27 days
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 An Awesome Rap Written by Me, CannabisPatient a.k.a. Nishith Vijay 
#865838 - 03/31/24 06:50 PM (11 months, 3 days ago) |
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My rhymes shower for hours and flower like a marigold,
I have lots of Goddess Virgin Moms fuck Halle Berry's holes
You heard me right, I fuck my Goddess Virgin Mothers
Doctor of metaphysics and shamanism surgeon lover
You can't fish your tuna's plastic and your sturgeon's rubber
Drank so much Tide with my twin they call us the Detergent Brothers
Smother rappers with pillows and make 'em D.O.A.,
Do drive-by's, on L.A.P.D. with auto A.K.'s
In the grotto with strays, fucking cat Goddesses
No one's as odd as this growing Ganja like a botanist
My Raps, wreck your brain so much you'll need lobotomists
I have, more knowledge than 27,000 colleges
Acknowledge this, I smoke the flower Lion's Tail
And fly to the Pacific and take a ride on a Hawaiian whale
You lying snail, I'll crush your shell,
Brush my bell, and smoke a Dutch in Hell
Cuz I'm the Master, causing disaster,
Shoot at my enemies from a tank, Like Master Blaster
This ain't Metroid, so you better jet, boy,
Watch as I wreck ploys, please bitches like a sex toy
I'm never through, oh boo-hoo, your crew's blue,
I'm tasty, sweet, and brown, like a chocolate Yoo-Hoo
Who knew, that CannabisPatient
Is the Greatest to ever Rap on a microphone I'm ancient
An Original Rap by King Wu-Tang Allah Masta Killa a.k.a. CannabisPatient a.k.a. Nishith Vijay
Copyright 2024 Allah Masta Killa a.k.a. CannabisPatient a.k.a. Nishith Vijay
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I am Jah Jesus Christ Snoop Doggy Dogg Burning Afgooey indica Marijuana Tree Lord Shiva King Death Row Kambodia Allah Jah Mahavishnu Masta Killa King Wu-Tang Gautauma Buddha OM Lord Krishna Noob Saibot Toushirou Shihouin Lee
My name is Nishith Vijay a.k.a. CannabisPatient
This is a picture of my sexy body shirtless
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 Solid Log
Hollywood
Registered: 03/01/22
Posts: 3,663
Loc: Seattle
Last seen: 30 seconds
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 Re: An Awesome Rap Written by Me, CannabisPatient a.k.a. Nishith Vijay [Re: cannabispatient]
#865839 - 03/31/24 08:10 PM (11 months, 3 days ago) |
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You sound like a CIA agent with a secret motive.
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Mammoth Exercise and Robust Administration
-Dr. Subhash Cock
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cannabispatient
GOD
Registered: 05/11/16
Posts: 323
Last seen: 5 months, 27 days
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Re: An Awesome Rap Written by Me, CannabisPatient a.k.a. Nishith Vijay [Re: Solid Log]
#865849 - 04/01/24 10:28 AM (11 months, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
Solid Log said:
You sound like a CIA agent with a secret motive.
It is painfully obvious that you are JEALOUS of me.
You insulted me because you are a whack rapper that sucks at both writing rhymes and freestyle rapping.
Don't be jealous of me because I am infinitely better than you at Rap.
I LOATHE JEALOUS PEOPLE.
King Wu-Tang Allah Masta Killa Nishith Vijay a.k.a. CannabisPatient
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I am Jah Jesus Christ Snoop Doggy Dogg Burning Afgooey indica Marijuana Tree Lord Shiva King Death Row Kambodia Allah Jah Mahavishnu Masta Killa King Wu-Tang Gautauma Buddha OM Lord Krishna Noob Saibot Toushirou Shihouin Lee
My name is Nishith Vijay a.k.a. CannabisPatient
This is a picture of my sexy body shirtless
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Versicolour
Registered: 01/20/24
Posts: 704
Last seen: 9 months, 27 days
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Re: An Awesome Rap Written by Me, CannabisPatient a.k.a. Nishith Vijay [Re: Solid Log]
#865853 - 04/01/24 02:57 PM (11 months, 2 days ago) |
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Quote:
Solid Log said:
You sound like a CIA agent with a secret motive.
Come on man, you're killing me here 
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