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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863611 - 01/11/24 07:57 AM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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What did one DNA say to the other DNA? “Do these genes make me look fat?” Texas-Tec circa December 2002
Woke up fed cats made coffee pissed a lot brushed teeth shitted took bp meds Coffee good You have to poast bitches
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863615 - 01/11/24 09:39 AM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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If you carry joy in your heart, you can heal any moment. - Barbara Streisand
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor] 1
#863619 - 01/11/24 03:58 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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I had to shit off the back of my truck earlier Had to hold onto the trailer hitch Celery juice cleaned my bowels out this morning
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Stoneth
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863622 - 01/11/24 05:09 PM (10 months, 6 days ago) |
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Eric the red said that would happen.
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863633 - 01/12/24 08:09 AM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one. -Urb 2007
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Stoneth]
#863634 - 01/12/24 08:13 AM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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Woke up fed cats fixed coffee cats still begging fixed them special soft Kee Kee food brushed teeth pissed at least a quart drank 12 oz mineral water 💦 took old codger meds
You have to poast fuckers
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863639 - 01/12/24 08:37 AM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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rxb's pecans are poisoned...
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863676 - 01/12/24 10:24 PM (10 months, 5 days ago) |
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Y’all quit fuss fighting
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863678 - 01/13/24 07:18 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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You're not my real Paw.
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863684 - 01/13/24 08:28 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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Success can be misleading; it can lure intelligent individuals into a false sense of invincibility. GWP circa 1968
Woke up pissed fed cats made coffee brushed teeth took meds Took bp meds to keep me from dieds Weighed myself jumped for joy Still need to shit Coffee good watching nfl today Got Slinky in bed snuggling 🐈 Life be goodness like a motherfucker You fuck faces have to poast
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863685 - 01/13/24 08:29 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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Quote:
wontootreefor said: You're not my real Paw.
Walk that back bro
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863686 - 01/13/24 08:32 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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Alounacara
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: wontootreefor]
#863691 - 01/13/24 08:56 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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Quote:
wontootreefor said:
That’s better bubbsa
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Texas is humongus compared to France
Our Gair, who art in Texas,
Paw Paw be thy Name..
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Alounacara]
#863695 - 01/13/24 09:03 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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wontootreefor
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Re: Paws thought of the day and wake up and poast thread [Re: Texas Honey Badger]
#863696 - 01/13/24 09:23 AM (10 months, 4 days ago) |
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The same water that hardens the egg, softens the potato.
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