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 GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
Posts: 1,458
Loc: PNW
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 The Best Pranks. 
#861532 - 11/25/23 05:01 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Rule, one.
Nobody gets hurt.
Rule two
No property is damaged.
Rule three
The person Pranked laughs
Here is my example.
I’m a fairly observant person. I really don’t respond well to abuse either. I’m somebody who believes in karma and justice. Naughty people deserve to be Pranked.
Well, my cousin, Trevor was kind of a dick. Very self-serving kind of dude.
So I saw this incredible opportunity to prank him and I took it.
In order to set the scene. You’d have to understand what this house looked like. This is a rambler ranch house. There’s a lot of glass.
This is also a ranch outside. So there is constant light outside of this home.
There is a very large living space with a kitchen in it.
At both sides of the house they were rooms. My grandfather’s room. My room.
In between there was a door that would lead outside. Lots of light poured in through it.
My grandpa read every night until he died.
So his reading lamps orange light would shoot straight across from his room. Almost forming a high noon shadow. Going straight across the room to the left. This was a very pronounced strong shadow. Pitch black
Thus
I saw the opportunity for an incredible prank.
My cousin the dick. Just went to the bathroom.
This afforded me time. I go to the ice machine my grandfather has.
I scoop as much ice as quickly as I can. Then I carefully lay it down in that pitch black little line directly underneath the pillow. Then I just laid down.
I waited. God, it was hard not to laugh.
But I kept it together until he laid down.
He instantly burst out of the bed, throwing himself across the room.
Then I just burst out laughing. He had to explain it to his sister while laughing. Because I couldn’t stop laughing.
Feel free to share yours.
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 Solid Log
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Once I punked this little Gangster at the mall by calling him soft in front of his homies.
He was scared to fight me so I turned him into a joke.
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GenesisCorrupted
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Registered: 11/08/23
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Loc: PNW
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Re: The Best Pranks. [Re: Solid Log]
#861552 - 11/27/23 12:35 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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How about this one?
Quote:
GenesisCorrupted said:
 
So my grandfather and me were hanging out. And when he left the room. I knew he was going to start the stove.
He had a couple pieces of wood pulled out from a pile that he always would pull aside for the fire.
So I went over there and put the object from that first picture in the pile.
So as he was working his way down to the last piece.
I made sure not to laugh.
But then, this 86 year old man suddenly met the heaviest piece of wood ever.
He was baffled. Until I started laughing.
That is a piece of petrified wood…
We had a really good laugh about it.
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