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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you Rather

Have the ability to hear everyones thoughts for one hour a day every day. It’s always at the same time.You can not turn it off during this time.

Or

Every time you tap anything twice with your hand.
A random amount of random fruit appears somewhere very near you. Could be a banana, or a pile of kumquat.
It is incredibly easy to do it by accident.

Which do you choose?


(feel free to suggest any hypotheticals you want.)

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you rather..

Turn into a walrus for the entire month of February.
Or
The ability to levitate while you’re sleeping.

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you rather?

Be able to fly. Fast with zero physical drawbacks.
You can go above clouds.

Or

Breath underwater, immune to the benz.
As deep as you want.
and soar through wather as if flying.

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you rather?

Eat a 1 pound Portuguese Manowar


Or

1 pound of scorpions.

Doesn’t matter what you do. Cook it if you like. You just have to eat all of it.

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GenesisCorrupted said:

You come to a fork in the road.
There is a log with a shitty disposition who tells you. You have to choose one of the two paths.

Left path is the hairless path.
No more hair forever.
Alopecia path

Right path is the smelly path
The stinky street.
Smell bad forever.
“ you won’t believe it”

Now Choose!

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you rather

Be able to turn into a swarm of butterflies, and then reassemble yourself.

Or

Make ice cream with your mind

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Hypothetical
In the middle of the night.
You wake up and there is a very tall woman with an eye patch. In full body armor. Opening your closet door.
She appears to have some of the food that was missing from the kitchen earlier.
Before you can say anything, she tells you to go back to sleep because it’s a dream.
Steps through the door that has a portal in it. Goes through it and then close the door behind her.
The light in the closet begins to fade, but you can still see it.

Would you go into the closet?

Or would you go back to sleep?
It was just a dream.

I would definitely go for it.

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Hypothetically.
You’re sitting down watching a movie or TV show with your pet laying on the couch beside you.
Then they get up and stare at you for a while as they do…
Then they comically clear, their throat like a person.
When you look at them. They say
“Seriously you’re just gonna sit here. We got shit to do, come on.”
When arriving they show you a note hidden from you.
Crudely drawn as if by an animal. But legible. Telling you to do several things involving a few crimes.
The crimes are not super serious. Mostly petty larceny stuff. Meanwhile, while you’re talking to them, they have intimate knowledge of you, your life, and your surroundings.

What would you do?

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Hypothetically
While you’re out fishing. On the sea.
You hear somebody whistling.
Like they’re calling you over.
In the water, you see a beautiful, mermaid or merman. Totally up to you.
They look very flirty. They squirt some water at you with their hand. And invite you into the water.
What would you do?

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Hypothetically
You’re sitting down next to your campfire in the early morning. Nobody else is awake yet.
When the Sasquatch walks into your campsite and sits adjacent from you on a log.
“ I’ve had a long night, let’s not make this a whole thing.”
Then begins roasting a sausage on a stick that he produces from behind him.
What would you do?

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Hypothetically
While you’re walking, you come across a lush, Meadow of fresh strawberries. So you begin to eat some of them. When you hear a tiny little voice.
There’s a little fairy that comes out from behind some strawberries.
“ here, you should eat this one.”
They struggle to hold up, one large, glowing, golden strawberry.
Would you eat it?

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Hypothetically
All human beings on earth woke up today with powers over one of the four elements.
Earth, water, fire, or air.
Which do you think you would be and why?

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Would you rather

Be able to shoot fire while you’re yelling.

Or be able to freeze things by holding them

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Some relative.
You’ve never heard of.
Just passed away.
For some reason!
You’re the beneficiary of everything.
Money is no longer an object to you…

What do you do tomorrow?

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Texas Honey Badger said:
Quit it

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GenesisCorrupted said:
Just inching my way to 50 so I can rate this poster above me.
Great avatar btw.

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One day you may even be able to join the ban lotto