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Don't forget - he's only doing this for kicks because he can turn his computer off at any time and get on to real life matters.

You notice how quickly he returned once his ban expired?


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wow, that was smart andy this dick.. you and prisoner #1 must be having a great time..


ANDYISTDICK: wow, this loser can't turn off his computer?

PRISONER #1: yeah, and why did he have to say something about fondacox being fat? just because she's fuckin more fat than god damned hippopotamus, and considers the torrential downpours in the amazonian jungle her 'daily shower' that doesn't mean he has to be such a douch

"it's ok man, just remember what you say, all he talks about is molestation jokes, dick jokes, fat jokes, jokes about your grandmother, jokes about me and you hooking up and fucking..."

"me and you hooking up and fucking? yeah, why not? go ahead, my adress is 69dipshit lane fagfuck, dickland"

"i can't, then i'd have to turn my computer off sniff*"

"oh well, you little bitch.. are you crying?"

"yeah, he really hurt my feelings!"

"well shit, just remember he only makes grandfather and kiddy scrotum jokes, i don't suck my grandfathers cock"

"yeah, and just because we have each others backs on here doesn't mean we dickride each other, i mean... i've only seen one dick, and it was afoafs"

"hold up, i said no more of that shit, i'm tired of hearing the word dick on here so much, i mean, be more creative"

"ok, i will, you know what's creative? let's just keep telling him everything he says is repetative, and get like 80 people to jump all over him"

"oh yeah, and when we're done, we can take turns licking the dried piss off the end of each others penises"

"whoa man, we only do that when he's not reading! don't give him fuel"

"alright alright"

imachavel: hey, fonda cox was just saying that she has pictures of these 2 shitting on each other, and that she's going to post it

andyistdick: is this true?

prisoner #1: i don't remember that, fuck, i guess, i've let every person in this room shit on me, it's fun, i get to see the back of everyones ballsack.. 

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andyistic said:
Shit I missed it!
Oh well, no sense in taking his gay ass off nig now.


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fuck yeah, why would do that? then you'd have to remove your


I'M CLEARLY A LITTLE BITCH RIDING EVERYONES DICK TO AGREE WITH EVERYONE WHILE I HAVE SOMEONE ON IGNORE AND WON'T EVEN READ HIS SHIT tattoo

that'd be interesting, huh? plus, to read it you'd have to stop jerking off prisoner #1, who clearly thinks sucking your fathers scrotum jokes are played out..

but hey, what does he know? his father doesn't make those jokes in his house, it'd be disrespectful towards the family, and if some dads want to let their sons like prisoner #1 be their prisoner #1 and suck their scrotum, that's their business


hey prisoner #1, why don't you tell me what's more original? the isuckmydadsdickcuzimprisoner#1andimthebestprisoner#1suckingmydadsballsthereis jokes?




the agreeing with everyone and riding all over their dicks and replying to everything with:

1)all he does it talk about penises, my god i've seen enough penises

2)you know, he's used up, he swears saying my mom helps me jerk off at night is funny, it's NOT. i can't do it by myself, some people are DIFFERENT, or as mom would say it SPECIAL

3)seriously, what a loser, right andyistic? god, don't you agree? fuck it, let me help you jerk off real quick! don't want to be a no help quitter

and actually riding the shit out of everyones dick in the room, like fuckin helmets weren't required?




or the fact that you probably have freinds and sleep at their houses and leave the bathroom door open when you pee so they might 'catch a glimpse' of your shit when your peeing and 'MAYBE' something would occur, but it's cool cuz that's an accident and i'm straight anyway man, my mom helps me jerk off, so, i'm a big boy, and i'm straight! ???


which one? cuz neither is original, if said or done repeatedly and extensively..


but hey, your a big boy, cuz mommy helped you jerk off, and you learned how to do it yourself, how original is that?

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"me and you hooking up and fucking? yeah, why not? go ahead, my adress is 69dipshit lane fagfuck, dickland"

"i can't, then i'd have to turn my computer off sniff*"

"oh well, you little bitch.. are you crying?"

"yeah, he really hurt my feelings!"

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Imachavel said:
when does my age matter...  03/25/08 07:28 PM



first of all, i don't see how you get off telling me my age when your a 13 year old ametuer dick jumper, everyone else at otd is at a professional level, you've got a lot of dickjumping to catch up to them!

get to it buddy!

also, if i wasn't 18, that'd make you feel better, considering you only jerk off over guys that are 12, so.... not guys, boys

my rating for you, well fuck... you can't read? take off those little boy glasses, you can clearly see it's a zero

i know SOMEONE is laughing over this right now... haHA!

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Thou must agree with teh buttsecks