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 Texas Honey Badger 
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 The last time I got high… 
#852498 - 11/24/21 05:15 PM (3 years, 10 hours ago) |
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I was drinking a few beers and making a weekend update for the Pub and OTD
Anyway I had made a ever clear tincture from some badass buds a few weeks earlier
I was thru doing the update so I fired up my 1 hitter a few times
I felt really good and decided I would swig down a bit of the tincture
All was good and then I was planning to go to bed
Then it happened
I fell out of my chair and to my surprise I was so fucked up I could not even stand up
I knew I had to crawl to the bedroom
The whole time I was crawling I kept thinking about what Missycan would say if she woke up
I knew it would not be good
Then it happened
Timmy my cat came out of the bedroom and started hissing at me
I somehow got her settled down and she started head bumping me giving me love loves
By this time I was entering the bedroom
Then it happened
Missycan did not even pick her head up off her pillow
She said kinda loud….daddy how fucked you are you?
The only thing I could say was
Help my ass get into the bed
 
That’s the last time I got high in over a year now
  You
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Fleabag Friend
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My last time getting high...
I got high off of roaches and cried in the woods. It was one of the highest I've ever been. To go into detail would take a minute. I don't have time atm.
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Bassui wrote the following letter to one of his disciples who was about to die:
"The essence of your mind is not born, so it will never die. It is not an existence, which is perishable. It is not an emptiness, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and suffers no pains.
"I know you are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering, but question yourself: What is the essence of this mind? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet nothing. Your end which is endless is as a snowflake dissolving in the pure air."
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SameThing
Registered: 08/27/21
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Last time i got high i had to lay down and relax. I realised then that my neck, shoulders, spine, hips, knees and ankles are all fucked. I was basically a cripple in denial. But now i know.
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Rider420
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 Re: The last time I got high… [Re: SameThing] 1
#852731 - 11/28/21 12:07 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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 I'm sure it was not the weed that made you crawl dude. Ever clear is 180 proof or 95% alcohol. Say bye to your liver buddy. FYI all joking aside for those who really make tinctures remember to decarbonate your source material. And if you want to enjoy the taste of your tincture or edibles first process your weed into hash using bubble bags.
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spirit_shadow
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 Re: The last time I got high… [Re: Rider420]
#852735 - 11/28/21 01:12 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Last time i got high was on my lunch break..and yall on a weed smoking forum......FOR SHAME 
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Edited by spirit_shadow (11/28/21 01:12 PM)
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Texas Honey Badger
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Quote:
Fleabag Friend said:
My last time getting high...
I got high off of roaches
They dont know what roaches are dude
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Fleabag Friend
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I'm sure being on a stoner forum, they'd know what a roach is.
I hate this new age bullshit.
I jumped my cousins ass because he was using a filter. Fucking new pussy ass generation don't show no respect to our forestoners.
You don't roll a goddamn joint with a filter.
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Bassui wrote the following letter to one of his disciples who was about to die:
"The essence of your mind is not born, so it will never die. It is not an existence, which is perishable. It is not an emptiness, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and suffers no pains.
"I know you are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering, but question yourself: What is the essence of this mind? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet nothing. Your end which is endless is as a snowflake dissolving in the pure air."
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 Connectedcosmos
Neti Neti
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Like 5 minutes ago
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spirit_shadow
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Quote:
Texas Honey Badger said:
Quote:
Fleabag Friend said:
My last time getting high...
I got high off of roaches
They dont know what roaches are dude
A roach? Can I dab it? 
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Fleabag Friend
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#852767 - 11/28/21 08:08 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Toss it in a bowl and hit that shit, bud!
your gonna need a lighter
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Bassui wrote the following letter to one of his disciples who was about to die:
"The essence of your mind is not born, so it will never die. It is not an existence, which is perishable. It is not an emptiness, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and suffers no pains.
"I know you are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering, but question yourself: What is the essence of this mind? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet nothing. Your end which is endless is as a snowflake dissolving in the pure air."
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kreg
Registered: 09/15/21
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Quote:
Connectedcosmos said:
Like 5 minutes ago
same lol
paw trade tolerances with me
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Data
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Loc: Southwestern US
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: kreg]
#852820 - 11/29/21 01:18 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Last night, smoked a fat joint and then a pretty big bowl.
Time for a t-break. 
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kreg
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: Data]
#852826 - 11/29/21 01:39 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Data said:
Last night, smoked a fat joint and then a pretty big bowl.
Time for a t-break.
*time for dabs and/or edibles 
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Fleabag Friend
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: kreg]
#852827 - 11/29/21 01:40 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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Bassui wrote the following letter to one of his disciples who was about to die:
"The essence of your mind is not born, so it will never die. It is not an existence, which is perishable. It is not an emptiness, which is a mere void. It has neither color nor form. It enjoys no pleasures and suffers no pains.
"I know you are very ill. Like a good Zen student, you are facing that sickness squarely. You may not know exactly who is suffering, but question yourself: What is the essence of this mind? Think only of this. You will need no more. Covet nothing. Your end which is endless is as a snowflake dissolving in the pure air."
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spirit_shadow
Old mate firebender
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: Fleabag Friend] 1
#852832 - 11/29/21 02:46 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dab or die trying every day.....and I'm still here 
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Texas Honey Badger
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: Data]
#852839 - 11/29/21 05:11 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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We used to snort some good stuff we called T back n the day
The shit was fucking fucking great
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kreg
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.....hmmmmm....
id be super excited if you were doing TCE/TCP or tiletamine one of those
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spirit_shadow
Old mate firebender
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Re: The last time I got high… [Re: kreg]
#852846 - 11/29/21 06:00 PM (2 years, 11 months ago) |
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The last time I got high was about 5 seconds ago.....damn I look back on that time fondly 
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