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 poor boy
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 Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? 
#838171 - 06/19/19 03:38 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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To cover their butt quacks!
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#838172 - 06/19/19 06:30 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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what has been seen, cannot be unseen...
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy] 1
#838175 - 06/19/19 09:03 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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I have chickens, but have yet to defeather one. I've done many ducks . They are easy.
I like duck
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poor boy
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Data]
#838185 - 06/20/19 05:31 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Data said:
what has been seen, cannot be unseen...
It made you smile.
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#838188 - 06/20/19 10:33 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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More like snort...
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Data]
#838189 - 06/21/19 05:11 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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While pushing up your glasses with your thumb?
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#838190 - 06/21/19 05:52 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Index finger...but yea 
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Data]
#838196 - 06/21/19 05:26 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Well played, sir. Well played.
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#838198 - 06/21/19 06:52 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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I try to keep it classy
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Data]
#838199 - 06/21/19 08:11 PM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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100.00 says you start using your thumb to push up your glasses.
Speaking of nerds... I've been doing a bunch of work at this lab. They are in charge of testing food samples before they hit the shelves.
Gotta wear a lab coat and errthang.
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#838202 - 06/22/19 01:06 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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What are they searching for?
What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen put in food?
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#838203 - 06/22/19 06:48 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
100.00 says you start using your thumb to push up your glasses.
Speaking of nerds... I've been doing a bunch of work at this lab. They are in charge of testing food samples before they hit the shelves.
Gotta wear a lab coat and errthang.
I see no advantage from using the thumb over the index finger 
Lab work sounds fun, I currently work in an aerospace research lab for my graduate thesis. I don't wear a lab coat though, so you've definitely got the cooler lab.
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Data]
#838204 - 06/22/19 11:30 AM (5 years, 5 months ago) |
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Quote:
Amanita86 said:
What are they searching for?
What’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever seen put in food?
As far as I know, they check the food for contaminates, erra ecoli and mad cow disease.
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poor boy said:
100.00 says you start using your thumb to push up your glasses.
Speaking of nerds... I've been doing a bunch of work at this lab. They are in charge of testing food samples before they hit the shelves.
Gotta wear a lab coat and errthang.
I see no advantage from using the thumb over the index finger
Lab work sounds fun, I currently work in an aerospace research lab for my graduate thesis. I don't wear a lab coat though, so you've definitely got the cooler lab.
The thumb has more of a push which allows a movement that does not only take less energy, but also frees up your index finger. You and I both know what can be done with that index finger.
Lab work looks boring as fuck. The coats are obnoxious too. They get in the way of errthang.
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I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#849869 - 09/22/21 08:26 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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bump
I've been thinking about this quite a bit recently and I feel like this question needs to be explored more
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Niffla]
#849971 - 09/24/21 10:36 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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What if he is the one putting things in food? 
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Niffla]
#850071 - 09/27/21 02:36 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Niffla said:
bump
I've been thinking about this quite a bit recently and I feel like this question needs to be explored more
A movement of answers
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I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: spirit_shadow]
#850081 - 09/27/21 03:51 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said:
What if he is the one putting things in food?
I feel as though this is a valid observation and should be looked into extensively.
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Niffla]
#850280 - 09/30/21 12:09 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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O'greed
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: poor boy]
#850303 - 09/30/21 05:00 PM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
poor boy said:
O'greed
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Re: Why do ducks have feathers on their butts? [Re: Niffla]
#850376 - 10/01/21 11:20 AM (3 years, 2 months ago) |
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Learning to love life by living through loss and mistakes
Lessons learned then gradually surfacing, Letting go, stripping naked to scream
I am not perfect nor do I strive to be, I am alive in this world of face first falls and public breakdowns
I'm a retarded, disfigured clown
Dying to be heard through the simple art of letting this heavy wall finally fall
I'm an equal being of no race, or color, a hallucination if you will
Sneaking into the lives of strangers, and letting them fall apart to a new rhythm just to feel better
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